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InvisibleFondaCox
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Internet BF
    #7427588 - 09/19/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I met my internet boyfriend for the first time last night!

hehe, called in sick this morning...


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7427593 - 09/19/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:suicide:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: robbyberto]
    #7427606 - 09/19/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
:suicide:




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Re: Internet BF [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7427608 - 09/19/07 11:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

aww how cute:tongue:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: danlennon3]
    #7427639 - 09/19/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, he looks like matthew mcconaughey!

i was soooooo nervous to meet him, but it's all good now.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7427648 - 09/19/07 11:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You met me two nights ago....:uptosomething:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: sublimistri]
    #7427670 - 09/19/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I did? I was in Edmonton... how is that? ... oh maybe you just dreamed you met me?

I've been chatting with this guy for over a year...


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7427681 - 09/19/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i bet he had some rosey palms:yesnod:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7427703 - 09/19/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What if you meet, and he's like an aged 35 year old, balding, fat, with yellow cumstains on his shirt? :o Just curious ;P


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Maverick]
    #7427705 - 09/19/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

she said she already meet him


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7427710 - 09/19/07 11:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, for some reason I read "I called" not "I Met"


I'm stoned.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Maverick]
    #7428956 - 09/19/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well now he is gone back to hawaii...

Now that I think about, it was kinda wierd and he was pretty selfish...it would have been better if we never met in real life.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7429056 - 09/19/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not selfish, wanna fuck?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7429237 - 09/19/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ahaha She is a en e-ho.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #7429341 - 09/19/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LOL, I didn't fuck him...

E-HO - good one.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7429344 - 09/19/07 06:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Internet relationships are for fat people.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7429385 - 09/19/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

but did you want to? cuss from yoru post it sounds like he did :kiss:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7429404 - 09/19/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I thought I did...but like I said, it was weird and he was more into his own gratification.

And I don't think it would have been worth it for me...if you know what i'm saying.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7429427 - 09/19/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Long distance relationship ouch! No sex either burn!


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7429435 - 09/19/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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And I don't think it would have been worth it for me...if you know what i'm saying.






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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7429469 - 09/19/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

RF: LOL sooo funny

SB: I wouldn't really call it a relationship, just someone I chat with alot.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7429487 - 09/19/07 06:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I bet he is regretting not getting laid. Major fail! lol


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7429867 - 09/19/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

stop beating around the bush.
spill the dirt already, shit...


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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7430027 - 09/19/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

FondaCox said:
And I don't think it would have been worth it for me...if you know what i'm saying.








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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7430046 - 09/19/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

FondaCox said:
And I don't think it would have been worth it for me...if you know what i'm saying.









omg who gave you that!?

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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7430086 - 09/19/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Weird, when I first saw the pic you posted I thought it was this other one (that used to be s Shroomerite's avatar).





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Re: Internet BF [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #7430094 - 09/19/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

wow.. those are actually pretty different. but i can somewhat see the resemblance.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7430206 - 09/19/07 09:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

FondaCox said:
And I don't think it would have been worth it for me...if you know what i'm saying.









:ilold:
Quote:

kosmic_charlie said:
Weird, when I first saw the pic you posted I thought it was this other one (that used to be s Shroomerite's avatar).



http://www.shroomery.org/forums/files/07-38/025787486-thumb_des.jpg





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Re: Internet BF [Re: sublimistri]
    #7430245 - 09/19/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7430263 - 09/19/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh my


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7430265 - 09/19/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so if you've never had sex with him in real life


what do you guys do to relieve your sexual tensions??


does he e-fuck the shit out of you or what


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7430279 - 09/19/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7430593 - 09/19/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

what he does on the other end of the web cam is his business...i am simply an exhibitionist.

This has gone on long enough, no he didn't have a one inch cock! I meant that he would be more into himself getting off than a mutual getting off if we did fuck...which I should have known.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7430607 - 09/19/07 11:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

haha.. i went through a pretty major exhibitionist phase during my adolescence.. from like 13-17 i regularly did the no-pants dance on webcam.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7430622 - 09/19/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It might be more kind in the long run to let the guy down easy now rather then a long time later.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7430695 - 09/20/07 12:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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haha.. i went through a pretty major exhibitionist phase during my adolescence.. from like 13-17 i regularly did the no-pants dance on webcam.




every internet pedo's dream...


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Re: Internet BF [Re: mycogirl]
    #7430701 - 09/20/07 12:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you bet your ass i was.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7430717 - 09/20/07 12:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
what he does on the other end of the web cam is his business...i am simply an exhibitionist.





Where i come from you pay for that kind of action.

Edit: chances are he masturbated to your video regardless of what you were doing.:whacker:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7430774 - 09/20/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i can see a way you can scapegoat. follow this plan accordingly:

1) If he doesn't know jack shit about computers, send him an exe file that has a keylogger embedded into it.

2) Then, make up a scheme about how you are in fact, a fat korean whose real name is Rebecca Kim, and that magical night he thought you two spent together, was really with a crackhead "escort" prostitute--but you had to, to conceal your true ugliness of course. this will really fuck with his head & heart. even offer to show him your "real self" on webcam (to which he will submit)... but of course, what he wont know, is that you have already hired a fat ugly asian prostitute to pre-record the evidence using Webcam Monitor

3) Fake your suicide on webcam, or your "mysterious disappearance," and start a new identity. never log into accounts belonging to your "other" identity ever again. Instead, stalk him wherever he goes, and begin slowly taking over all his accounts--his email, work mail, messengers, steal his persona completely, destroy his real-life connections. just read to begin with, then progressing into full interaction... be wary or your cover will be blown eventually.

and Voila! You have successfully made him your bitch, and chances are, unless he knows how to retaliate, he will be too afraid to step foot into the world of interwebbing again.

Another one bites the dust. :-)


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430797 - 09/20/07 01:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
i can see a way you can scapegoat. follow this plan accordingly:

1) If he doesn't know jack shit about computers, send him an exe file that has a keylogger embedded into it.

2) Then, make up a scheme about how you are in fact, a fat korean whose real name is Rebecca Kim, and that magical night he thought you two spent together, was really with a crackhead "escort" prostitute--but you had to, to conceal your true ugliness of course. this will really fuck with his head & heart. even offer to show him your "real self" on webcam (to which he will submit)... but of course, what he wont know, is that you have already hired a fat ugly asian prostitute to pre-record the evidence using Webcam Monitor

3) Fake your suicide on webcam, or your "mysterious disappearance," and start a new identity. never log into accounts belonging to your "other" identity ever again. Instead, stalk him wherever he goes, and begin slowly taking over all his accounts--his email, work mail, messengers, steal his persona completely, destroy his real-life connections. just read to begin with, then progressing into full interaction... be wary or your cover will be blown eventually.

and Voila! You have successfully made him your bitch, and chances are, unless he knows how to retaliate, he will be too afraid to step foot into the world of interwebbing again.

Another one bites the dust. :-)




All for being a little selfish. :crazy2:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7430814 - 09/20/07 01:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
i can see a way you can scapegoat. follow this plan accordingly:

1) If he doesn't know jack shit about computers, send him an exe file that has a keylogger embedded into it.

2) Then, make up a scheme about how you are in fact, a fat korean whose real name is Rebecca Kim, and that magical night he thought you two spent together, was really with a crackhead "escort" prostitute--but you had to, to conceal your true ugliness of course. this will really fuck with his head & heart. even offer to show him your "real self" on webcam (to which he will submit)... but of course, what he wont know, is that you have already hired a fat ugly asian prostitute to pre-record the evidence using Webcam Monitor

3) Fake your suicide on webcam, or your "mysterious disappearance," and start a new identity. never log into accounts belonging to your "other" identity ever again. Instead, stalk him wherever he goes, and begin slowly taking over all his accounts--his email, work mail, messengers, steal his persona completely, destroy his real-life connections. just read to begin with, then progressing into full interaction... be wary or your cover will be blown eventually.

and Voila! You have successfully made him your bitch, and chances are, unless he knows how to retaliate, he will be too afraid to step foot into the world of interwebbing again.

Another one bites the dust. :-)




All for being a little selfish. :crazy2:




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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430844 - 09/20/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i just wanna hang around you for a week crystal and watch the pranks you pull on people lol. i'm sure you fuck with people on the street everyday and i'd bet it's more than hilarious.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430847 - 09/20/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i just wanna hang around you for a week crystal and watch the pranks you pull on people lol. i'm sure you fuck with people on the street everyday and i'd bet it's more than hilarious.




Or your desperate for poon.


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    #7430849 - 09/20/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

just for shits & giggles, pray tell.. what was the last prank ?

edit: i want either hang out or for poon? to be desperate for poon i might want to hang out with a girl that lives in the same area as me, rather than talk to someone where i have no idea of their location


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430856 - 09/20/07 01:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm pretty sure i'd have my fill of crystal g within the first couple of minutes of meeting her. no offense girl, but you're a bit much.


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    #7430861 - 09/20/07 01:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I've never been much into the clubbing crowd. Just...too much everything.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430877 - 09/20/07 01:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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just for shits & giggles, pray tell.. what was the last prank ?





I'm afraid I haven't acquired the social status to perform more than your basic pranks. You know, the kind that receives the reaction something along the lines of "Ha ha, what a hoot." Simple things like taking a shit in the bathroom sink of the person throwing a party. Things like sharing needles with somebody and then adding "Oh uhm........ shit..... I was totally fiending and I forgot to mention, I have H.I.V........yeah........." Things like faking drowning in the pool, and then pretending to fall in love with the person who 'resuscitated' you via CPR. Writing them, calling them your guardian angel in shining light. Stalking them. Loving them.

man.......I can't wait till I have a sample of vCJD in a vial, and my own dungeon in a faraway castle to pull my next "prank."


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430879 - 09/20/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:what:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430892 - 09/20/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wow-wo-wi-wo :crazyeyes:

Sounds stressful as hell being your friend. :jointsmile:


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    #7430894 - 09/20/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nah. I come across as hyperactive on the internet, but in person I'm just your old burnt-out-ex-tweaker-with-stoner-personality-traits :lol:


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    #7430913 - 09/20/07 02:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Relaxed is always better. :jointsmile:

I only get hyper when I'm drunk, and I don't like drinking much so I'm not hyper often.  :hotidea:


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    #7431492 - 09/20/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh wait, i did get something...

A FUCKING COLD!


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    #7431503 - 09/20/07 09:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

he brought you teh intrawebz smallpox. you gonna die.


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Quote:

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Oh wait, i did get something...

A FUCKING COLD!




Atleast you didnt catch anything else :shrug:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7433843 - 09/20/07 07:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:goose:


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    #7434343 - 09/20/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

And the moral to the story is:

stick with battery boyfriends, that way the only let down is dead batteries and that can be fixed with a trip to the store.


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    #7434346 - 09/20/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Are you hot?


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    #7434359 - 09/20/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

like a bar star? no.


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    #7434363 - 09/20/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wtf is a bar star, pics or ur lying.


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    #7434377 - 09/20/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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And the moral to the story is:

stick with battery boyfriends,




typical women wanting a man that will beat her


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    #7434413 - 09/20/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

HAHAHAHHAHA


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    #7434423 - 09/20/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ROTFL

ohhhhh that was a good one


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7453577 - 09/25/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What the FUCK!

Now he says that he didn't think I was into him? What the fuck do you call a BJ? It wasn't until he didn't return the favor that I decided he was selfish!

How much more of an invitation do you need?


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    #7453592 - 09/25/07 09:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Can you deepthroat?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: JunkFood]
    #7453608 - 09/25/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe not like that! Especially if it's someone like RF, TRB or sublimistri....

You never did post what you got in that thread....


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453618 - 09/25/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I do have a picture of my cock (semi-hard) on my computer, but I'd feel like a cyber sex nerd posting it :smirk:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: JunkFood]
    #7453623 - 09/25/07 09:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh come on, everyone else is doing it!

But make sure it's hard, or the other guys will have an unfair advantage.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453629 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have a picture of my cock hard as shit, and my cock blowing a load. Will post later, when I get an opportune moment.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453632 - 09/25/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

FondaCox
you are one persuasive gal


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453639 - 09/25/07 10:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yay Meatcake!

Lets see if you live up to the screen name!

Oh wait, it's beef cake right? Ah, meat cake beef cake shmeate cake! Just do it


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453663 - 09/25/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

to be honest
i'm just nervous
because my penis is a rarity


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453667 - 09/25/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now you HAVE to post it! what is his/her name?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453674 - 09/25/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i don't know

i guess i'll name it:

Earl the Asian Uncircumcised Wonder

or

Tantor


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453676 - 09/25/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:smirk:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7453691 - 09/25/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now what makes Tantor a "Wonder" I wonder? Does he have a tin foil cap?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453695 - 09/25/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Tantor the Beast

because he's a beast in bed


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    #7453718 - 09/25/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well that is hard to prove over the internet...


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453739 - 09/25/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

then come over to California
Ms. Cox


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453746 - 09/25/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

how about this ... i'm already in california.

will you show me? :laugh:


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    #7453756 - 09/25/07 10:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

do you want to hear something stupid
i've seen your location before
but i never noticed that it was california backwards until you said you were from california

and meet me at the LA county faire

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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453766 - 09/25/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

heh. that's the point.


LA isn't that far from me, but i avoid it like the plague. :P


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    #7453770 - 09/25/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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and meet me at the LA county faire

im on the Amazing Penises of the World exhibit




I'd use my points to fly down for that as long as RF and TRB are there.


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    #7453798 - 09/25/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i don't think i'll be making it out this year. airfare's a bitch


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    #7453813 - 09/25/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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heh. that's the point.


LA isn't that far from me, but i avoid it like the plague. :P




how come?
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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453816 - 09/25/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Considering that we have done the Full Monty...how about some nudes of you?  You're a decent-looking girl.  :kiss:


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    #7453826 - 09/25/07 10:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i just don't like it.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7453830 - 09/25/07 10:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I did sort of.....

you didn't see the me at the beach taking a bong break from surfing pic?

Unfortunately I don't have a photographer....


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453834 - 09/25/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

all you need is a shitty digi cam with a timer, or a mirror. no photographer needed.


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    #7453843 - 09/25/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i have a camera, want me to swing over their quick?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7453844 - 09/25/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

So little miss garter belt, thong and thigh highs did it herself?

I don't think so...


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    #7453847 - 09/25/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i have a camera, want me to swing over their quick?




You are in "swing over" distance?

Wait, I didn't see you post your stuff.....hun? hun????


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453853 - 09/25/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Looks like we got a flaker here.  :razz:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7453860 - 09/25/07 11:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i just don't like it.




where do you live?

dont tell me you're one of em San Bernardinos


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Re: Internet BF [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7453864 - 09/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453868 - 09/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

who's that?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453870 - 09/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yup thats the lasso of truth! (that's me incognito)

So you have to post!


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453874 - 09/25/07 11:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no. i'm north. SB area.


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    #7453883 - 09/25/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

SB?
what's that


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453884 - 09/25/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

kill yourself


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    #7453885 - 09/25/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i always forget how big canada is, prob not so much "swing over", more "hitch hike" over


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453887 - 09/25/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Santa Barbara.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7453888 - 09/25/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i just don't like it.




but you don't mind naked snowmans!



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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7453891 - 09/25/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

he's such a cute little snowman.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7453900 - 09/25/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well, either way I make my way across Canada all the time.  Earlier this month I was in Toronto, Barrie, Kingston, Montreal and Edmonton.

In October, it's back to Toronto and Montreal, as well as Ottawa and Quebec City.

So it's more of a northern migration that's needed I think?

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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7453908 - 09/25/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no way
that's a very nice place to live
quiet and serene


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7453917 - 09/25/07 11:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

well, i'm not IN santa barbara, but it's very close. i'm slightly south of it. LA is about an hour south of me .. hour and a half if there's traffic.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453924 - 09/25/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Well, either way I make my way across Canada all the time.  Earlier this month I was in Toronto, Barrie, Kingston, Montreal and Edmonton.

In October, it's back to Toronto and Montreal, as well as Ottawa and Quebec City.

So it's more of a northern migration that's needed I think?

Ados:  Kill myself?  :foreheadslap:




so are you a flight attendant or something?

and why travel  so much is you hate it?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7453925 - 09/25/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

is it possible for cali to not have traffic, especially anywhere near LA? i don't speak from experience, but i was under the impression that it had some pretty fucking bad traffic.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7453941 - 09/25/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, no, much less glamorous than flight attendant.

I'm self employed.... as a forensic accountant.

I don't really mind traveling so much, it pays well. I just like to complain about it, cause lots of shit goes wrong all the time.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453945 - 09/25/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

forensic accountant? what the hell does that even mean? you go through people's financial accounts to find irregularities or something?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7453954 - 09/25/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

MMMMM, sort of

I'd rather not discuss my job in detail on an open forum...


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7454007 - 09/25/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

forensic is crime scenes isn't it?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7454014 - 09/25/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
is it possible for cali to not have traffic, especially anywhere near LA? i don't speak from experience, but i was under the impression that it had some pretty fucking bad traffic.




depends on the time
and which freeway you're on
like the 210 near my house is never congested
but the 210 near downtown LA almost always is


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7454015 - 09/25/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No, just analyzing evidence I thought?

I could be wrong, just an easier description than percentage rent lease compliance auditor for shopping centers.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7454459 - 09/26/07 05:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, it definitely depends on the time of day and also luck.

if you're lucky and it's the right time, you can get through it with little to no traffic sometimes.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7454485 - 09/26/07 05:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LA sucks balls,
overcrowded, traffic sucks,
you need a car to get everwherere,
more hyped up than it actually is...

and to the one with the internet b/f, i'd dump in in a heartbeat if he was bad at cunnilingus,
but it seems your boy was not even into this act so :smirk:
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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454513 - 09/26/07 05:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yes, i dislike LA very much.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7455585 - 09/26/07 12:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

what is cunnilingus? and what other mysterious things do women want?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7455599 - 09/26/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Just don't e-fuck him on a first date. That's in bad taste


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Re: Internet BF [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7455796 - 09/26/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
what is cunnilingus? and what other mysterious things do women want?




oral sex performed on a woman.


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