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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7430814 - 09/20/07 01:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
i can see a way you can scapegoat. follow this plan accordingly:

1) If he doesn't know jack shit about computers, send him an exe file that has a keylogger embedded into it.

2) Then, make up a scheme about how you are in fact, a fat korean whose real name is Rebecca Kim, and that magical night he thought you two spent together, was really with a crackhead "escort" prostitute--but you had to, to conceal your true ugliness of course. this will really fuck with his head & heart. even offer to show him your "real self" on webcam (to which he will submit)... but of course, what he wont know, is that you have already hired a fat ugly asian prostitute to pre-record the evidence using Webcam Monitor

3) Fake your suicide on webcam, or your "mysterious disappearance," and start a new identity. never log into accounts belonging to your "other" identity ever again. Instead, stalk him wherever he goes, and begin slowly taking over all his accounts--his email, work mail, messengers, steal his persona completely, destroy his real-life connections. just read to begin with, then progressing into full interaction... be wary or your cover will be blown eventually.

and Voila! You have successfully made him your bitch, and chances are, unless he knows how to retaliate, he will be too afraid to step foot into the world of interwebbing again.

Another one bites the dust. :-)




All for being a little selfish. :crazy2:




everybodys gotta get their kicks somehow :wink:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430844 - 09/20/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i just wanna hang around you for a week crystal and watch the pranks you pull on people lol. i'm sure you fuck with people on the street everyday and i'd bet it's more than hilarious.


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430847 - 09/20/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i just wanna hang around you for a week crystal and watch the pranks you pull on people lol. i'm sure you fuck with people on the street everyday and i'd bet it's more than hilarious.




Or your desperate for poon.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430849 - 09/20/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

just for shits & giggles, pray tell.. what was the last prank ?

edit: i want either hang out or for poon? to be desperate for poon i might want to hang out with a girl that lives in the same area as me, rather than talk to someone where i have no idea of their location


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430856 - 09/20/07 01:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm pretty sure i'd have my fill of crystal g within the first couple of minutes of meeting her. no offense girl, but you're a bit much.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7430861 - 09/20/07 01:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I've never been much into the clubbing crowd. Just...too much everything.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Helixx]
    #7430877 - 09/20/07 01:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Helixx said:
just for shits & giggles, pray tell.. what was the last prank ?





I'm afraid I haven't acquired the social status to perform more than your basic pranks. You know, the kind that receives the reaction something along the lines of "Ha ha, what a hoot." Simple things like taking a shit in the bathroom sink of the person throwing a party. Things like sharing needles with somebody and then adding "Oh uhm........ shit..... I was totally fiending and I forgot to mention, I have H.I.V........yeah........." Things like faking drowning in the pool, and then pretending to fall in love with the person who 'resuscitated' you via CPR. Writing them, calling them your guardian angel in shining light. Stalking them. Loving them.

man.......I can't wait till I have a sample of vCJD in a vial, and my own dungeon in a faraway castle to pull my next "prank."


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430879 - 09/20/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:what:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430892 - 09/20/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wow-wo-wi-wo :crazyeyes:

Sounds stressful as hell being your friend. :jointsmile:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7430894 - 09/20/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nah. I come across as hyperactive on the internet, but in person I'm just your old burnt-out-ex-tweaker-with-stoner-personality-traits :lol:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Crystal G]
    #7430913 - 09/20/07 02:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Relaxed is always better. :jointsmile:

I only get hyper when I'm drunk, and I don't like drinking much so I'm not hyper often.  :hotidea:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7431492 - 09/20/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh wait, i did get something...

A FUCKING COLD!


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7431503 - 09/20/07 09:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

he brought you teh intrawebz smallpox. you gonna die.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7431504 - 09/20/07 09:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Oh wait, i did get something...

A FUCKING COLD!




Atleast you didnt catch anything else :shrug:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7433843 - 09/20/07 07:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:goose:


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Re: Internet BF [Re: sublimistri]
    #7434343 - 09/20/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

And the moral to the story is:

stick with battery boyfriends, that way the only let down is dead batteries and that can be fixed with a trip to the store.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7434346 - 09/20/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Are you hot?


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Re: Internet BF [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #7434359 - 09/20/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

like a bar star? no.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7434363 - 09/20/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wtf is a bar star, pics or ur lying.


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Re: Internet BF [Re: FondaCox]
    #7434377 - 09/20/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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And the moral to the story is:

stick with battery boyfriends,




typical women wanting a man that will beat her


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