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OfflinePeterGriffin467
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Have you ever.....
    #7425273 - 09/18/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

felt like you pissed your pants on acid and then went to the bathroom to check only to realize that despite a thorough inspection you leave the bathroom without any answers.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425274 - 09/18/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ha oh yea a few times i also think im crying sometimes but im not


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425281 - 09/18/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

One time I did a bunch of ketamine while tripping on acid and as I was standing at the toilet I started to slip away from reality and when I came back to it was like I pissed my own body out of a K-hole and I felt like I was soaked in urine. :shrug: One of the most fucked up psycedelic experiences I've had.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425288 - 09/18/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I've never had anything like this happen to me...
although a lot of friends have
:shrug:

but pissing when you're tripping is extremely weird.. and sometimes very hard...
:lol:


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: dirtworshipper]
    #7425290 - 09/18/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yea squeezinng urine out is weird. everytime i pee when im tripping the world just bends like crazy.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7425317 - 09/18/07 07:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah everytime i piss on LSD the toilet gets an an aggressive attitude and kind of leans towards me like it wants to swallow me....

i gotta be firm with the sonofabitch


gotta pee in his mouth


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7425348 - 09/18/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

When I trip I sometimes feel like I shit myself. I never check, and try not to think about it, because even if I did it could turn my whole night upside down. (I never actually have pooped my pants while tripping) I also never want to pee when i'm tripping, I feel that peeing with release the great emotions that are inside of me


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: lbtchnlgs]
    #7425359 - 09/18/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

when I've smoked way too much...

its like.... "my crotch/pants are getting warm".... "oh shit".... *checks* "wtf"


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: lbtchnlgs]
    #7425361 - 09/18/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

urine contains emotions? is that why sometimes its clear and sometimes its yellow?


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: lbtchnlgs]
    #7425365 - 09/18/07 07:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

a friend of mine was tripping on mushies and had this feeling. he was in my roommate's car and he was like "J-.. i think i might have peed my pants" "think!? what do you mean think!? did you piss in my car!??" "i don't knowww!!! :giggle:"


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: lbtchnlgs]
    #7425376 - 09/18/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

lbtchnlgs said:
When I trip I sometimes feel like I shit myself. I never check, and try not to think about it, because even if I did it could turn my whole night upside down. (I never actually have pooped my pants while tripping) I also never want to pee when i'm tripping, I feel that peeing with release the great emotions that are inside of me




peeing free the great emotions that are inside of you while you are tripping.

get it straight.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425384 - 09/18/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i like acid


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425494 - 09/18/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I did a bunch of acid a long time ago with one of my ex-boyfriends and he had to pee really bad, but he was afraid that he would pee out the trip and waste it.

I totally forgot about that trip until just now...


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425500 - 09/18/07 08:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Every time I eat da heady boom boomz I always feel like I pissed my pants, I've since gotten used to it.
I can't wait til I actually do it one of these days.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: jewunit]
    #7425558 - 09/18/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so that you don't realize you've actually pissed your pants and then people make fun of you?


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7425561 - 09/18/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I trip by myself.
So I could just laugh at myself.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: jewunit]
    #7425574 - 09/18/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

tripping alone is fun and all, but i prefer to have a small social trip (like one or two people other than myself) with people i know can handle their shit. it's annoying when a fellow tripper wigs so hard and gets out of control to the extent you have to babysit them. but i really enjoy tripping with my roommate. some of the best times i've had have been tripping with that guy.

speaking of tripping.. damn i need to grow some mushies again! it's been like 8-10 months since i've tripped.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7425597 - 09/18/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The first time I tripped it was with three others, every other trip has been solo. Me and a friend have wanted to but we can never get enough mushrooms or get the time to do it.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7425607 - 09/18/07 08:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Damn near everytime


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: jewunit]
    #7425608 - 09/18/07 08:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
The first time I tripped it was with three others, every other trip has been solo. Me and a friend have wanted to but we can never get enough mushrooms or get the time to do it.




1. they make these rockets with time vessels in them, shoot one into the sky and put gps on it with your mushys.

2. take a nice hike with your buddy to find it.

3. don't you know mushrooms give you the power to stop time?!


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Infrared]
    #7425645 - 09/18/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Infrared said:
i like acid




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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7425759 - 09/18/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This is the funniest thread ive read in fkn ages


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