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Anonymous #1

Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)?
    #7418935 - 09/17/07 07:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It's been six months since I got laid. I am so unbelievably horny. I sometimes go out to the bars looking but I think that the girls pick up on the fact that I am not really interested in them and that I only need a vagina for the night.

What about escorts? I know this is so damn pathetic but I'm getting desperate here.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7418940 - 09/17/07 07:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandallFlagg said:
It's been six months since I got laid. I am so unbelievably horny. I sometimes go out to the bars looking but I think that the girls pick up on the fact that I am not really interested in them and that I only need a vagina for the night.

What about escorts? I know this is so damn pathetic but I'm getting desperate here.




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Anonymous #1

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7418944 - 09/17/07 07:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck!!

How many times I am going to get outed in this forum?

:mad2:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7418946 - 09/17/07 07:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Haha


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Anonymous #3

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7418959 - 09/17/07 07:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

taint nothing wrong with a piece of pussy you gots to pay for  :craven:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7419039 - 09/17/07 08:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i rooted one once, she was suprisingly hot and tight, $80 for 40mins, waste of 80? yes. but if your that horny, and u got money to blow, masewell blow it all over some asian escort. just wear teh dommy


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Anonymous #5

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7419064 - 09/17/07 08:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no see the key is to say you'll pay $80 but then afterwords decide its wrong to pay her


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Anonymous #5

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7419067 - 09/17/07 08:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no see the key is to say you'll pay $80 but then afterwords decide its wrong to pay her, maybe offer her dinner thow


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Anonymous #6

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7420166 - 09/17/07 03:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

my significant other is a really shitty lay sometimes. I love her, but shes out of shape, and usually dosen't enjoy having sex.
So i'v kept my eyes open on what the market has to offer. Being in my line of buisness (a junk patron) you run into a lot of *ahem* ladys of the evening.
I do buisness with a few, and a couple of them haven't been stricken with sores, malnutrition, and bullet holes quite yet.
early twenties, white. Brand new dope habits in other words.
So the other day i was giving one of them a ride, and she let it be known that she was dating, and if i were to ever come help her with use of my car in the future, my services would be rewarded with hers.
So i say fuck it and give her my #. Anyway a few hours later she calls me up, and says she needs a ride. I said no way, i'v got a birthday party to arange.
I give it 5 minutes before i decide to brave rush hour, be late for my own birthday party and get my cock sucked.

She gets in my car, and is all "jesus this, jesus saves that. I'm a hooker with a heart of gold, but your so cool, i think we should be friends. Leme give you something that won't make you think less of me."
and i was like "uh i don't want drugs, i was already down here to score once today, i want to get my dick wet"
Pretty soon she was like "i'm not gonna suck your dick" so i threw the bitch out with all her stuff on the corner.

Can't even get lucky with a prostitute.

If i try again, i'll let you guys know how it goes.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7420409 - 09/17/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you got to be pretty ugly for a hooker to refuse to blow you.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7420453 - 09/17/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LMAO!!


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Anonymous #6

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7421949 - 09/17/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think cash, or rocks are the key to prostitutes... or getting the blowjob before the ride.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7421957 - 09/17/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

just give them rock salt


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Anonymous #10

Re: Anybody here ever use an escort (prostitute)? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7422223 - 09/18/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
my significant other is a really shitty lay sometimes.




then what makes her so significant?


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