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Atheist
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Pistachios
#7421359 - 09/17/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love these fucking things. Im not a big nut person either, i like peanuts but i dont really eat almonds and pecans n shit. In the past couple days i've eaten a 4lb bag of pistachios and i just bought another. The delicous salty flavor with that pistachio flavor is so delicious, it kind of reminds me how i love avocados. theyr even the same color.
is it me or are these things really fuckin good?
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7421416 - 09/17/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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they're yummy
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TurntableJunky
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7421446 - 09/17/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They're fucking addictive.
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7421497 - 09/17/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I love pistachios also. But a 4 pound bag in a couple days!? And now you're starting on another one? You keep that up and you're gonna shit a wicker basket!
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7421505 - 09/17/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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OH MY God! Are you kidding! I freaking love them so much! BUT, A WORD OF ADVICE! TAKE IT FROM ME! Everything in moderation. Case and point. Last year around November, I got the craving for nuts and went crazy with trail mixes and pistachios. I ended up in the Hospital for a week. What happened? A piece of nut lodged itself in my large intestine and kept rubbing it till a sore was created. The sore got infected and an abscess resulted. The abscess eventually got big enough that the intestinal wall was weakened to the point that it was about to rupture. That was what the INCREDIBLE PAIN that sent me to the emergency room was. This is called diverticulitis. My $20,000.00+ hospital bill proves that it's NUT worth it. LOL! (Pun intended). This is a real story. I really thought I was going to die. That is how painful it was. Gosh, I miss pistachios.
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7421661 - 09/17/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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really fucking good. my favourite nut.
i also have a thing for avocados. mmm .. avocados. i like to skin and cut up my avocados into little wedges and sprinkle them with garlic salt and eat 'em. so good.
but back to pistachios ... absolutely fucking delicious.
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Boom
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Quote:
The shroomy 1 said: OH MY God! Are you kidding! I freaking love them so much! BUT, A WORD OF ADVICE! TAKE IT FROM ME! Everything in moderation. Case and point. Last year around November, I got the craving for nuts and went crazy with trail mixes and pistachios. I ended up in the Hospital for a week. What happened? A piece of nut lodged itself in my large intestine and kept rubbing it till a sore was created. The sore got infected and an abscess resulted. The abscess eventually got big enough that the intestinal wall was weakened to the point that it was about to rupture. That was what the INCREDIBLE PAIN that sent me to the emergency room was. This is called diverticulitis. My $20,000.00+ hospital bill proves that it's NUT worth it. LOL! (Pun intended). This is a real story. I really thought I was going to die. That is how painful it was. Gosh, I miss pistachios.
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meatcakeman
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that story was borderline homosexual
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Boom]
#7421751 - 09/17/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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your going to have a hard time shitting for the next week or 2
Edited by Psilobuds (09/17/07 10:50 PM)
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The shroomy 1
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Boom]
#7421772 - 09/17/07 10:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Boom said:
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The shroomy 1 said: OH MY God! Are you kidding! I freaking love them so much! BUT, A WORD OF ADVICE! TAKE IT FROM ME! Everything in moderation. Case and point. Last year around November, I got the craving for nuts and went crazy with trail mixes and pistachios. I ended up in the Hospital for a week. What happened? A piece of nut lodged itself in my large intestine and kept rubbing it till a sore was created. The sore got infected and an abscess resulted. The abscess eventually got big enough that the intestinal wall was weakened to the point that it was about to rupture. That was what the INCREDIBLE PAIN that sent me to the emergency room was. This is called diverticulitis. My $20,000.00+ hospital bill proves that it's NUT worth it. LOL! (Pun intended). This is a real story. I really thought I was going to die. That is how painful it was. Gosh, I miss pistachios.
What?...........Did I miss something?
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meatcakeman said: that story was borderline homosexual
WTF!? LOL! That was soooo freaking funny! You are pretty Sick
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You love the nuts
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Boom]
#7421852 - 09/17/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Boom said:
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The shroomy 1 said: OH MY God! Are you kidding! I freaking love them so much! BUT, A WORD OF ADVICE! TAKE IT FROM ME! Everything in moderation. Case and point. Last year around November, I got the craving for nuts and went crazy with trail mixes and pistachios. I ended up in the Hospital for a week. What happened? A piece of nut lodged itself in my large intestine and kept rubbing it till a sore was created. The sore got infected and an abscess resulted. The abscess eventually got big enough that the intestinal wall was weakened to the point that it was about to rupture. That was what the INCREDIBLE PAIN that sent me to the emergency room was. This is called diverticulitis. My $20,000.00+ hospital bill proves that it's NUT worth it. LOL! (Pun intended). This is a real story. I really thought I was going to die. That is how painful it was. Gosh, I miss pistachios.
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The shroomy 1
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Quarryman said:
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Boom said:
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The shroomy 1 said: OH MY God! Are you kidding! I freaking love them so much! BUT, A WORD OF ADVICE! TAKE IT FROM ME! Everything in moderation. Case and point. Last year around November, I got the craving for nuts and went crazy with trail mixes and pistachios. I ended up in the Hospital for a week. What happened? A piece of nut lodged itself in my large intestine and kept rubbing it till a sore was created. The sore got infected and an abscess resulted. The abscess eventually got big enough that the intestinal wall was weakened to the point that it was about to rupture. That was what the INCREDIBLE PAIN that sent me to the emergency room was. This is called diverticulitis. My $20,000.00+ hospital bill proves that it's NUT worth it. LOL! (Pun intended). This is a real story. I really thought I was going to die. That is how painful it was. Gosh, I miss pistachios.
Man, you guys make me wonder.
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Quarryman
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I'm just joking around. That would have been a lame ass way to go, though.
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7421888 - 09/17/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They are so killer tasting!!... I dont buy them much because of the cost of them.
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Skunk420]
#7421904 - 09/17/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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there so cheap at food markets
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I already spent too much on beer and weed, I dont have to work tomorrow, so it is all good...10 beers to go.
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The shroomy 1
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Quarryman said: I'm just joking around. That would have been a lame ass way to go, though.
LOL! Thank God! Are you kidding me, when the doctors showed me the X-rays and MRI, all I could think of was,(Trail Mix?!@!z)!
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Re: Pistachios [Re: Atheist]
#7422106 - 09/18/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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When you take a crap, it comes out looking like a freaking bird seed log! (The kind you buy for parakeets) That is for real!! NO JOKE!
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just make sure you grind your nuts before they enter your large intestine next time!
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danlennon3
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did you swallow the nuts whole or something?!?
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DeathCompany
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yeah i bet he just likes to suck on em for awhile and then swallow what he can
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DeathCompany said: yeah i bet he just likes to suck on em for awhile and then swallow what he can
I lol'd
Ok.. so let me get this right... Your diet composed of so many nuts, that your shit looked like bird seed logs? Shouldn't you be in some kind of record book or something
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