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FondaCox
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House boy needed!
#7420392 - 09/17/07 04:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I need a house boy! In light of the mess and un-pleasantness I returned home to after a week long business trip, I need someone to clean, or just keep my roommates in line.
Can't pay any money, but there are perks:
1. learn how to grow (green and zooms) 2. 2 dogs to love you 3. pool in the summer 4. 2 intermediate and 1 beginner ski hills within 15 minute drive, 1 expert/world class 1.5 hours 5. river to fish in, 2 minute walk 6. forest to forage in, 0 minute walk 7. downtown vancouver, 15 minute drive 8. college, 5 minute walk 9. ocean, 5 minute drive
and the list goes on...
I am so serious
-------------------- I didn't want anyone blowing sunshine up my ass
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420394 - 09/17/07 04:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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If only I were done with school and ready to move to Canada...
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Brugman
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420407 - 09/17/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I plan on moving to BC, so count me in! Haha, not really. But I am going to move to BC from Alberta pretty quick.
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danlennon3
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: Brugman]
#7420416 - 09/17/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm in!!!
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danlennon3
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: danlennon3]
#7420439 - 09/17/07 04:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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seriously... If I had the money, and I knew you more.. I would do it!
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FondaCox
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: Brugman]
#7420452 - 09/17/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am totally serious...
Keep my roommates in line, work on my renovations, and tend my garden (only if I am gone, otherwise I like to work in the garden)...
PM your picture, age, qualifications and any questions...
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danlennon3
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420477 - 09/17/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Approximately how much money would be needed for all this?
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AlCapwn
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420488 - 09/17/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just came back from BC. I would have totally done it.
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420502 - 09/17/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pick me! Pick me!
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FondaCox
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: danlennon3]
#7420503 - 09/17/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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well, if you catch your own fish, pick berries and forage for mushrooms, that would cut down on your grocery needs...lol...there is deer in the forest too, but I don't think the strata would approve of you cleaning it in the back yard.
Other than that, just personal money. No rent, no utilities, and you would have your cut of weed and mush from harvests (not a big garden, just for personal). Other than that, your plane ticket here, and whatever it costs to get a passport.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420511 - 09/17/07 05:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm guessing females shouldn't apply ....
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danlennon3
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420516 - 09/17/07 05:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds like a dream... how long would one be obligated to stay
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FondaCox
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: danlennon3]
#7420528 - 09/17/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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AS: Females are ok! I didn't say sex was required!
And I have been better at the renovations than most of the boys who have helped me!
D3: No obligation to stay, but must find your own way home and not rob me.
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420534 - 09/17/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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1. How long do you need someone for? 2. Are you going to seduce me?
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Veritas

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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420535 - 09/17/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Females are ok! I didn't say sex was required!
Yeah, that would be "Cabana boy needed!"
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420537 - 09/17/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ahh!! sweet. i just figured since the title of the thread is "house 'boy' needed!"
not that i've got the money to make it up there anyway, but it sounds really nice.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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FondaCox
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1. I have renovation projects that would probably take someone a good year or two. There is a college right here, so if you went to class and did projects here and there, then 10 years maybe?
2. Seduce you? I don't think so, I'm pretty busy.
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Veritas

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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420564 - 09/17/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Seduce you? I don't think so, I'm pretty busy.
Even after his nose job?
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: Veritas]
#7420576 - 09/17/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Veritas said:
Quote:
Seduce you? I don't think so, I'm pretty busy.
Even after his nose job?
bwahahahaha! wow, i was waiting for that.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Re: House boy needed! [Re: FondaCox]
#7420585 - 09/17/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, it'd be fun to come up for like a couple of weeks or so. I wouldn't want to live up there though.
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