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Surprise drug test
#7419768 - 09/17/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was given a surprise drug test at work today,i told them i was going to test positive for MJ.They told me,being that i told them before the test and was truthful about it they would give me 30 days to clean up.The problem is, MJ stops me from stressin out,it really helps alot.Is there anything that will substitute MJ?I dont want to lose my job ,but i need something to calm my nerves.Anyone know of anything natural that would work.Ive read up on legal smoke and heard that shit was crap,so if anyone can let me know of anything else it would be greatly appreciated,thanks.
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: avidpicker]
#7419790 - 09/17/07 01:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, just buy fake piss
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: avidpicker]
#7419802 - 09/17/07 01:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you can get like, someone elses piss, thats clean, then your golden, just make sure u keep it heated with some heat packs, put it in like a squirt container, with the heat packs around it, and just piss it into the thing, just make sure that, if you get the piss, freeze it, and then it should last 30 days, or it will last like a day refridgerated, but I wouldn't put to much thought into passing it with unclean piss, if you have 30 days, start smoking less and less, and then at the 2 week mark drop it, and just start working out, and ull be clean, I doubt that they will test you again right?
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: searchalx]
#7419808 - 09/17/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well....
either do your research into how a drug test works and then come up with your own conclusion on how it can be simply passed.
OR
Wait for wendsday for me to post the same technique that i've posted probably 20 times till now in order to pass. Yes you can smoke the day of the test. Hell i think i may have toked up on the way there once teehee.
I'd post now but i gotta jet.
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: avidpicker]
#7420031 - 09/17/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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beer is a good alternative to pot, it's legal and in unlimited supply
so you've effectively failed one drug test, you'll probably be put on probation or something at work. read your employee handbook, my employer would have me go to an alcohol/drug assessment and pass random tests for 6 months. the next test, in 30 days, might not be the last before you're in the clear at your work.
instead of fooling your way through, maybe try not smoking pot for a month and actually pass a drug test.
Edited by Nashbar (09/17/07 03:42 PM)
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: searchalx]
#7420040 - 09/17/07 03:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
searchalx said: If you can get like, someone elses piss, thats clean, then your golden
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: avidpicker]
#7420043 - 09/17/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They're giving you a month to plan for it. This couldn't be easier to fool your way through. Some surprise...
Anyway, four words:
Quick... Fix... Synthetic... Urine.
All you need to know.
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: Nashbar]
#7420046 - 09/17/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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first you need to either get a fail-safe way to pass this piss test or you need to find out which you would feel less bad about giving up... then ask how long they will be drug testing you to find out how long sacrifices will have to be made...
man fuck drug tests tho...
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: Nashbar]
#7420100 - 09/17/07 03:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Alcohol helps. As for "legal" smokes the best two are Spice Gold and 99-0 Chillin Mix. I'll vouch for em, shit does get you "high".
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: Innominate]
#7420556 - 09/17/07 05:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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synthetic urine baby! search the web for it.
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avidpicker
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Looks like i'm going with the synthetic piss,thanks all for the feedback.
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: Nashbar]
#7427009 - 09/19/07 06:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nashbar said: beer is a good alternative to pot, it's legal and in unlimited supply
so you've effectively failed one drug test, you'll probably be put on probation or something at work. read your employee handbook, my employer would have me go to an alcohol/drug assessment and pass random tests for 6 months. the next test, in 30 days, might not be the last before you're in the clear at your work.
instead of fooling your way through, maybe try not smoking pot for a month and actually pass a drug test.
what a crock of shit. I've smoked the day of my test and have still passed because of the method i know.
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Re: Surprise drug test [Re: suave]
#7427102 - 09/19/07 07:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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please share!
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searchalx
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well, I think he is referring to dilution, just drinking a lot of water or cranberry juice, (something cheap) for a couple hours, and when u start pissing like, every couple minutes and it's clear piss, it wont matter when u smoked, your piss will pass, whats tricky is that sometimes they wont take those samples, but I think at work, you shouldn't worry about them not taking it, I don't think they care so much about pot, as long as you work focused, I know a guy who failed for pot, and they were cool that it was just pot, you know? well, anyways, I live in Santa Cruz, I don't have much experience with how people react to pot in other cities. Good luck, o and btw, my mom used to test me, way back, and I would use bleach, but don't do that for this test, it prolly will go to a lab huh? OH and are you sure it's even a piss test? Around here now the union stores and such are making the kids give a piece of hair, now thats fucked up.
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