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OfflineEllis Dee
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Online personalities
    #7418135 - 09/16/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I got a kick out of this. Online I'm almost the same person I am in person. Except I like the anonymity of being able to post even more real things than I let people on to in my daily life because even if people judge me, then so what, they don't know who I am.
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I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online


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Re: Online personalities [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #7418895 - 09/17/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. I played tuba in marching band. We were in the Kentucky Derby parade one year. In fact, I was a total band fag: marching band, symphonic band, orchestra, piano lab, music theory, the whole nine yards.


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Re: Online personalities [Re: LucidDream]
    #7418938 - 09/17/07 07:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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LucidDream said:
Damn. I played tuba in marching band. We were in the Kentucky Derby parade one year. In fact, I was a total band fag: marching band, symphonic band, orchestra, piano lab, music theory, the whole nine yards.




and you will never regret it, knowledge is power, especially musical knowledge, ehh? ehh?


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Re: Online personalities [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #7419157 - 09/17/07 09:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

a three way... chat. what a badass... serious badass... :grin:


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:


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