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Ellis Dee
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Registered: 06/29/01
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Online personalities
#7418135 - 09/16/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got a kick out of this. Online I'm almost the same person I am in person. Except I like the anonymity of being able to post even more real things than I let people on to in my daily life because even if people judge me, then so what, they don't know who I am.
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I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats It’s hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I login
Online I’m out in Hollywood I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online
-Brad Paisley
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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LucidDream
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Re: Online personalities [Re: Ellis Dee]
#7418895 - 09/17/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn. I played tuba in marching band. We were in the Kentucky Derby parade one year. In fact, I was a total band fag: marching band, symphonic band, orchestra, piano lab, music theory, the whole nine yards.
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Psilobuds
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Re: Online personalities [Re: LucidDream]
#7418938 - 09/17/07 07:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LucidDream said: Damn. I played tuba in marching band. We were in the Kentucky Derby parade one year. In fact, I was a total band fag: marching band, symphonic band, orchestra, piano lab, music theory, the whole nine yards.
and you will never regret it, knowledge is power, especially musical knowledge, ehh? ehh?
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Locus




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Re: Online personalities [Re: Ellis Dee]
#7419157 - 09/17/07 09:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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a three way... chat. what a badass... serious badass...
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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein "Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe ~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~ *Check my profile to listen to my music*
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