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meatcakeman
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homework help? haha
#7417520 - 09/16/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i have this "Entrepreneurship Project" that is due tomorrow that i have yet to start haha.
Task: Your assignment is to invent a new product or service. You must draw a picture of your new product, or an advertisement for your business if you invent a new service.
Write two paragraphs about your product. One paragraph should describe what your invention does and the second paragraph should explain why people are going to buy your invention.
And to top it all off i have to make a chart to list all of the resources used (Land, Labor, Captial).
any takers? and right now, i just need an idea for an invention...
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417529 - 09/16/07 06:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do they give you crayons to draw your graph or do you got to buy them yourself?
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shutup
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417541 - 09/16/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha College sucks so badly.
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meatcakeman
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7417547 - 09/16/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes it does
haha well i have one invention in mind
but it's pretty stupid
so say you buy a house but you think one of the rooms is too small
my invention would be some sort of mechanism built inside the walls so that you can push the walls in order to enlarge the area of the room
sounds pretty dumb though i know
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7417548 - 09/16/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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invent the bong...
see if she notices.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7417551 - 09/16/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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invent a screen door with a doggy door
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meatcakeman
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hmmm that sounds cool
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417556 - 09/16/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They have trailers that expand in the midsection so when you drive to a camping spot you can extend the trailer's width to make for a roomier camper.
It wouldn't really be marketable for a fixed location house though.
PS. Start your homework sooner than the night before, mmmkay?
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7417563 - 09/16/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha maybe next time
but skipping homework this weekend was worth it
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417598 - 09/16/07 07:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Invent a machine that automatically places a fresh monacle and tophat onto a user and sell it the industrialists.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417609 - 09/16/07 07:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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An invention to better smell your farts would be pretty cool, I think.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: Le_Canard]
#7417611 - 09/16/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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like a floobie? that you would insert into your anus?
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417633 - 09/16/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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what if i made a spray paint can that would spray invisible ink does that sound probable?
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417664 - 09/16/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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What would be the purpose?
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7417672 - 09/16/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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whatever the hell you want
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417676 - 09/16/07 07:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Would the sparay paint make something invisible or would you have an invisble layer of paint?
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417686 - 09/16/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cure nicotine addiction please.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: Quarryman]
#7417693 - 09/16/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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invisible layer of paint
i guess it would have all the same properties as invisible ink the kind that can only be seen under a black light or with heat
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417705 - 09/16/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought invisible ink was visible when a light shone behind it.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7417716 - 09/16/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i don't think so
here's a link to info on invisible ink
but is this idea a good one? i am shooting for an A on this project
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417725 - 09/16/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I always wondered if people in a class like that had their ideas stolen by the professor if one of the ideas was really good.
I don't think you'll have to worry about that, though
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417734 - 09/16/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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A cell phone that doubles as a universal remote control/garage door opener/etc.
It could pose numerous problems, and people would always be battling for control of the TV...but you KNOW that would be badass.
I was actually, seriously going to do this, and get my dad, an electronic whiz to help me make a proto-type....but then I discovered other companies are already in the process and have it patented and shit. *sigh*
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Intra-urinary tract vibrator!
I don't think anybody would ever need to buy invisible ink spraypaint.
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Cell phone that doubles as a BB gun.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: Quarryman]
#7417766 - 09/16/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL.
BB gun that doubles as a bar of soap!
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7417923 - 09/16/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i decided to just go with my other idea of automatic car shades
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417966 - 09/16/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Flow Charts™, Incorporated
(insert Microsoft Word Icon here)
We all know you’re too bored to come up with your own flow charts. Our Flow Charts™ can be easily tailored to fit whatever bullshit reports you’re supposed to come up with. Easily downloadable from our servers with a simple search function. Relief from the monotony of your day is just a click away!
People will buy our Flow Charts™ because they’re stupid, lazy fucks who would rather have a 3rd martini than do any actual work. And you can bank on that.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7417979 - 09/16/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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invent an imaginary friend.. tell your class you can make millions from nothing, literally. sell an empty box with an imaginary friend in it! It could be the next cabbage patch kid or beanie baby.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: danlennon3]
#7417989 - 09/16/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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...more like the next pet rock.
Auto-car shades sound do-able. Do it...if you have enough time that is.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7418000 - 09/16/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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A legit hooker/escort service which would supply a man/woman/whatevers fantasy sex thing.
All you need are bitches with a car. Theres plenty of people who'll pay.
or better yet.... say you've inveted the cure for cancer
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7418001 - 09/16/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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And dont get any ideas about stealing my invention... I already got it coprighted and had 3 miliion made. All i gotta do now is box them up and sell them!
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: danlennon3]
#7418035 - 09/16/07 09:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm getting Mexican imaginary friends, they're cheaper. Now I can undercut your prices!
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7418047 - 09/16/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well I got the legal copyright for everything sold as imaginary... So you you will have to pay me to start such a project!
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: danlennon3]
#7418102 - 09/16/07 09:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Invent a sleeping machine, so we can dose off quickly. I think hospitols have them.... Im just waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. but theres an idea that would surely be marketable.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: watchoutnow]
#7418112 - 09/16/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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or a killer robot that targets fools like that natural cures author. Ill buy it.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: TODAY]
#7418123 - 09/16/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said:
Auto-car shades sound do-able. Do it...if you have enough time that is.
yeah i decided to go with a similar idea to this
i am going to invent polarized photochromic windshields
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7418150 - 09/16/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
meatcakeman said: i have this "Entrepreneurship Project" that is due tomorrow that i have yet to start haha.
Task: Your assignment is to invent a new product or service. You must draw a picture of your new product, or an advertisement for your business if you invent a new service.
Write two paragraphs about your product. One paragraph should describe what your invention does and the second paragraph should explain why people are going to buy your invention.
And to top it all off i have to make a chart to list all of the resources used (Land, Labor, Captial).
any takers? and right now, i just need an idea for an invention...
New product, Opiumcrackacid.
Picture of a powder, you rail it.
Two paragraphs about how instantly addictive it is and how you'll have repeat customers.
Resources used are the plantations where addicted slaves will grow more Opiumcrackacid.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: meatcakeman]
#7418158 - 09/16/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Invent a machine that will record your dreams. So you can watch them when you wake up. I know I would like that.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: xaeviax]
#7418183 - 09/16/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know about an expandable house- but what about a modular house? Something like Lego bricks, only bigger. You'd buy a kit and build the house the way you wanted it to look. Lightweight, portable, weather-resistant, infinitely modular.
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Re: homework help? haha [Re: xaeviax]
#7418195 - 09/16/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn. You have one of those teachers who dreams of getting rich but has ran out of ideas so the students are pimped for creativity.
It's obvious that you need to invent a super potent anti-intellectual parasite blotter. When the bastard is done reading your report it's too late. It's already soaking in.
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