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OfflineDrewwyann
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Fun with the unconscious
    #7416147 - 09/16/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Alright well I'm not usually like this, because I've been on the ass end of one too many of these, but what do you guys think about waking some one up by jamming a hotdog or brautworst in and out of some their mouth?

There are only a few people i would do this to, and they are my close close friends and wouldn't care after a few minutes. The only thing I'd be worried about would be them waking up and instinctively closing their jaw, and possibly choking on the severed piece of meat.

Im not considering doing this, just wanna collect some input.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7416148 - 09/16/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds pretty gay.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Lion]
    #7416150 - 09/16/07 10:29 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

that is partly the point


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Re: Fun with the unconscious *DELETED* [Re: Lion]
    #7416152 - 09/16/07 10:29 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Post deleted by poke smot!

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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: poke smot!]
    #7416153 - 09/16/07 10:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Doooooooooooooooo it!!!


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: poke smot!]
    #7416155 - 09/16/07 10:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hmmm maybe not jamming it in and out, but simply placing it in their mouth would suffice?

PS - any other immature but harmless ideas that are less gay?


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7416159 - 09/16/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:
i think it would be pretty fucking hilarious

:edit: but i would probably be pretty pissed (for a second) if it were me.. i'm a vegetarian. :lol:


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: dirtworshipper]
    #7416166 - 09/16/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Put a blind fold on them so that when they wake up its pitch black lol.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: LightningShroom]
    #7416168 - 09/16/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: i like how you think.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7416172 - 09/16/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Drewwyann said:
The only thing I'd be worried about would be them waking up and instinctively closing their jaw, and possibly choking on the severed piece of meat.




Put a condom on it.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7416179 - 09/16/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lol its very sinister, especially if their scared of the dark.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: JunkFood]
    #7416181 - 09/16/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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JunkFood said:
Quote:

Drewwyann said:
The only thing I'd be worried about would be them waking up and instinctively closing their jaw, and possibly choking on the severed piece of meat.




Put a condom on it.




This is indeed the solution.

When they freak out about the condom part, (and they will) just tell them it was for their own protection... :laugh:


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7416193 - 09/16/07 10:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lol that "it was for their own protection" is like dimetapp with fizzles in it.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7416240 - 09/16/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Drewwyann said:
The only thing I'd be worried about would be them waking up and instinctively closing their jaw, and possibly choking on the severed piece of meat.




If I were you I would be more worried about them waking up and punching you in the face.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7416255 - 09/16/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like an excuse to be gay :grin:


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: dirtworshipper]
    #7416259 - 09/16/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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:rofl:
i think it would be pretty fucking hilarious

:edit: but i would probably be pretty pissed if it were me.. i'm a vegetarian. :lol:




I'm still laughing at the idea.

I say know the himelik maneuver of however you spell it before you do it.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: CherryBom]
    #7416269 - 09/16/07 11:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

CherryBom said:
Quote:

Drewwyann said:
The only thing I'd be worried about would be them waking up and instinctively closing their jaw, and possibly choking on the severed piece of meat.



If I were you I would be more worried about them waking up and punching you in the face.



hahaha so true! :smirk: :grin:


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: carshissbymywinda]
    #7416708 - 09/16/07 02:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Last night someone put a "sunny-side-up" egg in my friend's pants pocket. He was drunk and passed out and the other guy just slipped it in there.

when he woke up this morning, he said "dude, theres an EGG in my pocket! where did someone get an egg?!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Jeebies]
    #7416733 - 09/16/07 02:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Jeebies said:
Last night someone put a "sunny-side-up" egg in my friend's pants pocket. He was drunk and passed out and the other guy just slipped it in there.

when he woke up this morning, he said "dude, theres an EGG in my pocket! where did someone get an egg?!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.



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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7417001 - 09/16/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you are going to be that psycho,slip your dick in there.Is this not what you want to do anyway.


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7417019 - 09/16/07 04:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

very much reminded of this

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:grin::grin:


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Re: Fun with the unconscious [Re: Littleman]
    #7417159 - 09/16/07 04:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

thank you

:rofl2:


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