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Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates
    #7415295 - 09/16/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

don't get me wrong. the roomie I have now is by far the best (compared to a meth dealer and then the mooching gay couple)... but there are just some things he does that annoy the CRAP out of me.

First off, he's from trinidad, and lived there the first 25 years of his life. Well, he didn't have much money and there and so he has some weird habits... like you know how you can never fully fill a trash bag while it's still in the container? well he sits the trash in bag in the floor until it's absolutely COMPLETELY full. doesn't matter if he shelled shrimp 4 days ago and the rotting nastiness is at the bottom of the bag, he HAS to fill it full. how much are trash bags? a fucking nickel a piece? omg, it's SO gross, and he's like "why are you wasting the trash bags?' when I take them out to the curb. I've told him a hundred times that it's gross to leave trash sitting in the floor, but he's all about saving 75 cents in a year. and he makes fucking bank too, not like he HAS to conserve. Like, he left the island to live a better quality of life, yet he's still living the sme way? doesn't make sense to me.

Then he drinks all my bottled water. not like I care about the money, I mean a case of water is what? $5? it's just he has his whole stash of bottled water in his bedroom for his machine he has to wear at night for sleep aptnea that I'm not allowed to drink, but he can drink all my water? wtf? and anytime I buy beer he drinks it all. I have two nights off week since I work two jobs, and I'll be damned if he doesn't drink all my beer when I'm working. he's always like "i feel so lonely when I'm home alone so I just want to drink, and all there was in the fridge was your beer".

Then there's this whole weird thing he has where he thinks we're like married or something. like the way I see it is every man for himself when it comes to dinner. if I stop and get something I'm not going to make sure he's set for the evening. I'm not his momma and I'm not his spouse. so when I come home with something to eat he always wants to whine about how I didn't ask him... and he goes out to eat and buys enough for two and then tries to make me feel guilty. like he'll just show up home with all this food and say "I thought about you, even though you never think about me, aren;t i a good guy?" and sometimes I do call him just so I don't have to hear him whine like a 12 year old girl and he'll decline the offer... then like once I get there he'll be like "why didn't you at least get a little extra for me? you knew i'd want some as soon as i saw how good it is..." WTF? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and this is the last thing I'll bitch about. he uses my bathroom. like he has this weird fetish about using it. Now, in my bedroom all i have is a toilet and sink crammed in a little bitty space, which I have a sneaky suspicion was actually meant to be a small linen closet or something and the people before us just turned it into a bathroom. anyway, I hardly even use the toilet in here... only during "emergency" waking up at 3am having to piss or like having to puke the few times I had hangovers. but I can tell he uses my bathroom. which makes NO SENSe cuz the nicest bathroom in the whole house id the master bath, off of his master bedroom... then there's a hall bathroom. like tonight I came home and my fucking seat was up in my bathroom. WTF?

anyway. this is why i hate living with other people.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7415301 - 09/16/07 02:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This would be a cool roomie if you exed everything except for the fact he gets you food


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7415318 - 09/16/07 02:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That toilet things weird... id set a trap for him


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7415393 - 09/16/07 03:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That sounds mental. Just lay it out for him: If you say you don't want food I will not buy you food. If I can't drink your water, you cannot drink mine. Trash Bag < Household Pleasantness - if he's concerned about wasting a trash bag then why isn't he concerned about wasting your money when he drinks your beer and water? And tell him that no, he isn't a good guy for trying to play a guilt trip on you with that food stuff.
And put something that makes his skin burn on the toilet seat.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Disco Cat]
    #7415423 - 09/16/07 03:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nah remove the light bulb and put a bear trap in there

Lol, id try setting him straight. If hes cool he'll understand. The toilet things the weirdest, beer and water thing is stupid and the foods understandable but not the whining about it. It sucks but you could always hide you beer


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: acneman]
    #7415639 - 09/16/07 06:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

or fill the bubl with gun powder and put it back in the socket and when he enters his head will be blown off.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7415665 - 09/16/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm glad I've never had roommates. Hopefully I never will. Hiding your things is an idea, but it shouldn't be something you have to do because some asshole thinks everything that is yours and his is his.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7416070 - 09/16/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My roommates use my bathroom because they are too cheap to buy toilet paper!

Before they just used to steal my toilet paper, but now I keep it in my room. Arrrg.

I am also the only one who buys laundry soap, butter, mayo, ketchup, mustard, paper towels, dish soap, salt, pepper, cleaning supplies, propane (for the bbq)..and the list goes on.

Oh and if they do break down and buy one of these items, it's the smallest bottle. Why bother buying ketchup if you are only buying the picnic size?


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: FondaCox]
    #7416790 - 09/16/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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My roommates use my bathroom because they are too cheap to buy toilet paper!

Before they just used to steal my toilet paper, but now I keep it in my room. Arrrg.

I am also the only one who buys laundry soap, butter, mayo, ketchup, mustard, paper towels, dish soap, salt, pepper, cleaning supplies, propane (for the bbq)..and the list goes on.

Oh and if they do break down and buy one of these items, it's the smallest bottle. Why bother buying ketchup if you are only buying the picnic size?




I used to be in this exact same position, but then I just stopped buying them. I realized that I don't desperately need salt and pepper for that many things, so I just ate slightly less delicious food for a week or so. When my roommates got sick of drinking tea with no milk and sugar, having no cereal or milk, and couldn't find any more of my food to eat (locked in the closet bitches!!) they started purchasing their own stuff. Now that they've realized things don't magically replenish themselves they're a little more conscious of when food is running low.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7416914 - 09/16/07 03:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That shit sounds annoying. Id buy a lock for the bathroom if i were you. Mayby try to find a cheap/free used mini fridge for beer. Make it clear that you want more privacy.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7419869 - 09/17/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I just got home from a week long business trip...

1. Clean dishes from when I left are still in the dishwasher
2. Kitchen looks like a bomb went off: dishes every where, rotten food in sink and crap all over the floor
3. There are 3 bags of full garbage beside the front door waiting to be taken out
4. All my toilet paper and paper towel is gone
5. No one took the recycle out
6. Warning letter from Strata about the roommates mess in the carport
7. Living room equally messy from a poker party?
8. All the roaches from ash tray in my room have disappeared
9. Batteries from my bedroom tv remote are missing

This is just the beginning....anyone wanna be my new roommate?


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7419957 - 09/17/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:  jesus christ.  Welcome home!


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Toddo]
    #7420016 - 09/17/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

dude i think he likes you... and im not for sure if thats a joke or not...:thumbup::rolleyes::thumbdown:


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: FondaCox]
    #7420178 - 09/17/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Ooh ooh, I volunteer for new roommate!

I wouldn't do any of that except maybe smoke the roaches, but I'd smoke them with you!


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7420188 - 09/17/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Is he black?


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7420232 - 09/17/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My roomate used to leave so much trash around that one time I collected it all and put it infront of his door blockading him in his own filth.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Stizzle]
    #7420399 - 09/17/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I need a house boy! (new thread)

good luck with the roommate StonedShroom


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: FondaCox]
    #7420471 - 09/17/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm getting pretty fucked off with mine too. All up there are eight of us in one house, and eight people generate a shit-load of mess. The things is I'm one of only three who've been fulfilling our cleaning duties. The rest of the lazy bastards all use the excuse that all the other lazy bastards don't clean so why should they? Well fuck I'm cleaning why shouldn't you? The worst thing about it is that some of them get really defensive and arrogant when politely reminded to pull their weight.

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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: FondaCox]
    #7420533 - 09/17/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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My roommates use my bathroom because they are too cheap to buy toilet paper!

Before they just used to steal my toilet paper, but now I keep it in my room. Arrrg.

I am also the only one who buys laundry soap, butter, mayo, ketchup, mustard, paper towels, dish soap, salt, pepper, cleaning supplies, propane (for the bbq)..and the list goes on.

Oh and if they do break down and buy one of these items, it's the smallest bottle. Why bother buying ketchup if you are only buying the picnic size?




I cant believe you dont have a housefund. In my house, the housefund 10-20 dollars per person, + 20 bucks from shows we put on.. goes to everything from: toilet paper, laundry soap, dish soap, cleaning supplies, spices, oils, light bulbs, etc.

We're very communal though, always share food and help each other out.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: PDU]
    #7420639 - 09/17/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

in my place we just both just buy the stuff the house needs. if it's starting to smell, i'll buy some air fresheners. if we're running out of detergent, my roommate will pick some up. if we either of us makes a substantial purchase for the house, like $20 or more, then we just split it down the middle.

sucks for you people rooming with greedy assholes who take what isn't theirs.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7421002 - 09/17/07 07:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I bet the guy gets off on masturbating in other peoples toilets.:shrug:


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: FondaCox]
    #7426906 - 09/19/07 04:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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FondaCox said:9. Batteries from my bedroom tv remote are missing




Lol thats cheap.

Someone suggested a mini fridge which i think is a good idea, also for spores and cultures!!


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7448075 - 09/24/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

man wtf

now he's in the basement blasting justin timberlake and traditional indian music.

I'm gonna faint.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7448139 - 09/24/07 03:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

simultaneously?


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7448144 - 09/24/07 03:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no, it's his ipod on shuffle


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7448398 - 09/24/07 05:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I cook, clean and shop for the majority. I dont mind cooking and I usually make extra food so I dont mind, my room mates cooking sucks, I wouldn`t eat it if they offered. When I go to the store, I buy things I dont eat for my roomies out of my pocket, so they have something to eat. They get their own toiletries, but they do always ask for T.P., but this little freak retarded cat keeps killing the T.P. all over the house.

One room-mate cleans some when she has time, but the other does not. I tell that fool just to clean the bathroom No one uses but them and guests, but the fooker doesn`t lift a finger(too tired) blah

Sometimes we go out and somebody else pays, to pay me back for shit. but sometimes I pay if someone is broke. Meh, they dont start drama or bullshit so its good, and their jobs provide perks I can use, like free sandwiches and other goods and services depending on what they`re doing.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: acneman]
    #7448999 - 09/24/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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acneman said:
That toilet things weird... id set a trap for him




Seriously--duct tape the seat cover down.  And then use a sharpie marker and draw a smiley face on the tape.  :yesnod:

That should get the point across.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: ralphroks]
    #7449001 - 09/24/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I once lived with 5 other women in a 3 bedroom house. It went fairly smoothly. There was a general fund for tp and such. Everyone had their own shelf in fridge and cupboards.

We'd try once a month for a home night where we'd eat a meal together and hang out. Was a pretty cool time in my life.

Sounds like alot of it is cultural differences. If he grew up very poor I can see the trashbag thing. Just ignore it. And since he does buy you food when he buys it, just go ahead and buy him some too. Just make it something you might like and can reheat later in case he doesn't want it.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: mushbaby]
    #7449112 - 09/24/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What the hell??? I say just tell him, "I'll buy the fucking trash bags. Don't let shit rot for days on end. No cost for you."


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7471297 - 09/30/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I went to kansas city this weekend and got back here about 3 hours ago and I kept hearing my cats meow, but I just thought it was because I hadn't been home... well, as a soon as I got back into town, I had to get ready to go to a friend's going away lunch, and as I was getting ready I kept hearing his chihuahuas periodically growling and barking. I didn't really have time to investigate b/c I was in a hurry.

So I just got back home literally 10 minutes ago and I walk in and I hear the chihuahaus growling again. and he's just sitting there looking at his new speakers he bought and I'm like "why have the dogs been growling like that?" and he's like "I don't know they've been doing it all weekend" so I go into to the kitchen to put up my leftovers and I see one of my cats jump into the dog pin and go towards the the dogs' food and water, and of course the dogs start growling and whatnot... so I'm like "why are cats wanting to eat dog food?" cuz you know cats don't like to eat dog food, even if they're like starving. or at least my cats anyway. so I go down to the basement and sure enough they have a full thing of food (I use one of those drop down feeders) so I'm like "what the fuck?" then I think to check their waterdish... so I come back upstairs and their waterdish is no where to be found. So I ask him where the cats' waterdish is and he's like "oh, i accidentally kicked it over the other night and I noticed it was dirty so I put it to wash" so I'm like "in the dishwasher with people dishes???" and he's like "no I haven't even washed it yet it's in the sink" and I was like "ok, but how were the cats supposed to get water?" and he was like "oh i just figured they could share with the dogs" and I was like "well that's why the dogs have been growling all weekend, they think the cats are trying to get their food!!" then I just walked away and dug the dish out from the dirty dishes and cleaned it and put down fresh water. THEN I noticed like 6 bottles of water were gone from the fridge and I asked where they went and he was like "well, I know how you like to give the cats bottled water, so I have been filling the chihuahua's bowl with it since I thought the cats were drinking out of it."

GOD I'M SO FUCKING PISSED. And I just know he's gonna be whiney and act like I'm the bad guy for being pissed when he thought he was doing me a favor by THINKING to wash to cats' dish. I mean, he didn't even actually wash it, he just threw it in the sink. and don't even get me started on the bottled water. yeah, a few times I didn't drink a whole bottle and it sat out all night in my living room or bed stand I'll dump it into the cat's dish, but I don't exclusively give them bottled water.

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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7471327 - 09/30/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I went to kansas city this weekend and got back here about 3 hours ago and I kept hearing my cats meow, but I just thought it was because I hadn't been home... well, as a soon as I got back into town, I had to get ready to go to a friend's going away lunch, and as I was getting ready I kept hearing his chihuahuas periodically growling and barking. I didn't really have time to investigate b/c I was in a hurry.

So I just got back home literally 10 minutes ago and I walk in and I hear the chihuahaus growling again. and he's just sitting there looking at his new speakers he bought and I'm like "why have the dogs been growling like that?" and he's like "I don't know they've been doing it all weekend" so I go into to the kitchen to put up my leftovers and I see one of my cats jump into the dog pin and go towards the the dogs' food and water, and of course the dogs start growling and whatnot... so I'm like "why are cats wanting to eat dog food?" cuz you know cats don't like to eat dog food, even if they're like starving. or at least my cats anyway. so I go down to the basement and sure enough they have a full thing of food (I use one of those drop down feeders) so I'm like "what the fuck?" then I think to check their waterdish... so I come back upstairs and their waterdish is no where to be found. So I ask him where the cats' waterdish is and he's like "oh, i accidentally kicked it over the other night and I noticed it was dirty so I put it to wash" so I'm like "in the dishwasher with people dishes???" and he's like "no I haven't even washed it yet it's in the sink" and I was like "ok, but how were the cats supposed to get water?" and he was like "oh i just figured they could share with the dogs" and I was like "well that's why the dogs have been growling all weekend, they think the cats are trying to get their food!!" then I just walked away and dug the dish out from the dirty dishes and cleaned it and put down fresh water. THEN I noticed like 6 bottles of water were gone from the fridge and I asked where they went and he was like "well, I know how you like to give the cats bottled water, so I have been filling the chihuahua's bowl with it since I thought the cats were drinking out of it."

GOD I'M SO FUCKING PISSED. And I just know he's gonna be whiney and act like I'm the bad guy for being pissed when he thought he was doing me a favor by THINKING to wash to cats' dish. I mean, he didn't even actually wash it, he just threw it in the sink. and don't even get me started on the bottled water. yeah, a few times I didn't drink a whole bottle and it sat out all night in my living room or bed stand I'll dump it into the cat's dish, but I don't exclusively give them bottled water.

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I would have beat this clown's ass and thrown him the fuck out by now.

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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7471567 - 09/30/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You need to sit this guy down and tell him what's what. Keep your pimp hand strong or he'll walk all over you.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7471668 - 09/30/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

At first I was going to talk shit to you for giving your cats bottled water.

I don't see why everyone complains about room mates, I sleep during the day and have room mates and I don't bitch about it. Do what yah gotta do, or get a better job.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7472152 - 09/30/07 09:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
...Keep your pimp hand strong...




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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: Rustifer]
    #7474799 - 10/01/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I can afford to live well on my own, in fact it probably costs the same if not more to live here than alone in an apt.

yeah I came home today to discover he had a party where they drank all my beer (expensive beer too- Stella and Sam Adams - we live in oklahoma, so in order to get beer stronger than 3.2% alcohol you have to buy it from the liquor store) and a huge bottle of rum.

man WTF.

I have two apartments narrowed down.

I'm debating if I want to pay an extra $150/month to live in probably the nicest apt complex in town with a garage or get a bigger apt with no garage that costs less, but is still a REALLY nice place.


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Re: Minor annoyances/why I hate roomates [Re: PDU]
    #7474822 - 10/01/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

my old room mate of freshman year came in one morning (i was coming down from a trip) at 2am. he looks at me (he's with a girl, i'm sitting on the bottom bunk w/ headphones (he sleeps on the top bunk)). he proceeds to go up to the top bunk with this girl, and then he just starts having loud and violent sex.

keep in mind my 3rd roomate is sleeping 10 feet away. he wakes up. i leave. and that is my story.

fuckin weird. who does that? haha


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