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RandalFlagg
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I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman
#7413142 - 09/15/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was at the bar and pretty lit up. I started talking to this woman and then I started running my hands up her legs and such. Then I started some kissing and groping and she returned the favor.
This woman has grown two sons (one of whom is in college). She's also married and has been for 20 some years. Whoops.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7413149 - 09/15/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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:high five:
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7413155 - 09/15/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Rock!
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7413157 - 09/15/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol right on man, MILF's FTW!
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: coda]
#7413179 - 09/15/07 01:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, that's somebody's mom. so good. I'd love to hear of the son's reaction.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: TODAY]
#7413184 - 09/15/07 01:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hopefully it's not "can i join?"
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: coda]
#7413188 - 09/15/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes, lets hope not
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7413190 - 09/15/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do it dude. She has experience that she could impart.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7413193 - 09/15/07 01:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I envy you
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: aDoS]
#7413233 - 09/15/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lucky guy.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7413356 - 09/15/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nice words of encoragement, everybody! 
How hot was she, Randal? How big were her tits?
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: JunkFood]
#7414622 - 09/15/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good job Randall!
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7414626 - 09/15/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So you didn't tell us... did she look good?
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7414651 - 09/15/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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nice job dude , thats what im into. i like the milfs and the milfs like me. dunno why but i just prefer em over the younger girls even though the younger ones are all over me too
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: jewunit]
#7414657 - 09/15/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
jewunit said: So you didn't tell us... did she look good?
You got your answer right there...
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7414730 - 09/15/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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did you ??
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7414874 - 09/15/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How old are you Randal?
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RobMarley420]
#7415375 - 09/16/07 03:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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28. And, was she good-looking? Nope. She was kind of beat.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7415379 - 09/16/07 03:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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52 is my high water mark, bitch.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7415390 - 09/16/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man I danced with lots of filthy old women last night.
I was taking the piss mainly, a night on the town isn't really my scene.. particularly a saturday.. thats when all the dinosaurs come out to play 
However.. it was quite a laugh.. but now I'm suffering the consequences of a sally / cider fueled night
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: Cepheus]
#7415395 - 09/16/07 03:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They seem to be bored, horny, and frustrated. Their husbands probably don't pay much attention to them anymore and such.
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Re: I kind of made out with a 40 year old woman [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7415402 - 09/16/07 03:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now we are talking.
Careful not to do that out in SD where you can still carry six shooters into the bar on yer hip and not have the law called, there's a few outlaw civilizations in strange necks of certain woods.
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