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SneezingPenis
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Video game: let the shit talking begin!
#7410503 - 09/14/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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let me begin by saying that I can beat anyone in the world in Goldeneye for N64. Please, refrain from your paltry attempts to object to this statement, because it isnt an opinion, it is a universal constant, like inertia.
and, back in my prime, when the thumb calluses were bigger than my biceps, I could whopp almost anyones ass in Mariokart.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410512 - 09/14/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nobody can beat me in super smash brothers, not even you
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: danlennon3]
#7410523 - 09/14/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I played it, but didnt get obsessed with it so much that I dominated in it.
I always used Sheik.
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410529 - 09/14/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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With Evo 4X4, I got a truck maxed out and perfectly tuned so that I could ramp it a little over a mile in the game.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410533 - 09/14/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im unstoppable in mariokart double dash.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: danlennon3]
#7410540 - 09/14/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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n64 is teh gayzor
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410542 - 09/14/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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People who claim to be the best Goldeneye player in the world are a dime a dozen.
I was never that good but I enjoyed it. Turok was my favorite N64 game, call me crazy.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: Lion]
#7410558 - 09/14/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i just hot my n64 and snes hooked up. iv been playin a shit ton of golden eye and yoshies island/story
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: Lion]
#7410561 - 09/14/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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im not kidding. There was a controller configuration in Goldeneye where you could set the controller up so that you could play one-handed. Since people refused to play me at times, I resorted to playing myself, a controller in each hand.
Now, maybe there are a few people out there, in the world, that could squeek out a win in their choice of weapons/level/type, but I can unflinchingly say that I would skunk anyone, no matter who you are, if we were playing proximity mines.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410572 - 09/14/07 06:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
YawningAnus said: let me begin by saying that I can beat anyone in the world in Goldeneye for N64. Please, refrain from your paltry attempts to object to this statement, because it isnt an opinion, it is a universal constant, like inertia.
and, back in my prime, when the thumb calluses were bigger than my biceps, I could whopp almost anyones ass in Mariokart.
aboslutely beautiful use of the word paltry.
still rounding up pics, get back witcha probablt t'nite
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410577 - 09/14/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I own THPS3 for PC, GameCube, and PS2. And on all three systems I have beaten all the missions and gotten all the decks and stats with every character. I have never lost.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410591 - 09/14/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So what systems does everyone have in their possession?
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: PinballWizard]
#7410592 - 09/14/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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wow, I completely forgot about Tony Hawk.
I stopped playing after the third one, but dominated in all of them. Horse got boring after a while and I decided to work on the highest score... but once you hit infinity where can you go from there?
In the first competition of one of the games (cant remember which now) you could get on an infinite loop. Whichever one had the Demoness as a special character and did the AC air. I usually got tired after scoring 3 million points.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: danlennon3]
#7410598 - 09/14/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got a PS3 and a PC.
all of my other systems are either broken or lost.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410612 - 09/14/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Great game- I missed many a class after staying up all night playing multiplayer with my roomates. Now it's all about Halo - it drops on the 25th.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: scout24]
#7410637 - 09/14/07 07:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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the strangest thing is that I cant get into Halo. i mean, it is alright, but I like Goldeneye way better. Halo is way too chaotic for my tastes. Goldeneye had many elements of true geurilla warfare, not futuristic, speed blasting.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410662 - 09/14/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was pretty fucking good at goldeneye back in the day... Many days were spent lost in 007.
Mario Kart for Super Nintendo is where it was at. Noone has shit on me when it comes to Mario Kart.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: Lion]
#7410713 - 09/14/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
bug said: People who claim to be the best Goldeneye player in the world are a dime a dozen.
I was never that good but I enjoyed it. Turok was my favorite N64 game, call me crazy.
maybe because it has auto aim and requires no skill therefore everyone thinks they're good
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: DeathCompany]
#7410725 - 09/14/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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auto aim only works on body shots.
I find that there is more skill involved in GOldeneye than Halo.
there is plenty of skill in Goldeneye, if you arent getting head shots, you need to practice for another year.
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Re: Video game: let the shit talking begin! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7410728 - 09/14/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Syphon Filter. The original. Bring it on, Bitches! Headshot FTW!
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