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suave
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Why's stupid shit happen start happening?
#7408019 - 09/14/07 07:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Everything was going great. The trip was going good, I had plenty of smoke to go with it, it was a fine day out birds are singing and squirrels are crawling around.
Then just stupid stupid shit starts happening. I imagine alot of you have tripped a number of times have seen these bullshit coincidences that start happening.
We put a new roof on our house and the inspector was coming to take a look at it for the county right. Well he was also was going to come in the house and check out the carpet etc etc. So i didn't want him finding any special that i might have by stupid chance. I was thinking of a place of putting it without going out of the way, and the fence seemed like a good spot. See, my fence seperating this property and the next is completely covered in these huge vines that stick up about 5 feet and are just about as wide. Not to mention on the other side of the fence is about a 100 foot wide forest between my house and the neighbors.
So no sweat right, i'll just stick it in the vines nice and tight where the only way someone could spot it is if they started actually looking through the vines. Well after hiding it tightly in a remote spot on the fence line a good 50 feet down from anywhere the inspector might go, i proceeded to watch some tv and consume the mushies i have. Then wham everything started going haywire.
Turns out the guy i did the roof with tells me about an hour later that the inspector wasn't going to make it that day. So i proceed to go into a very nice comeup on the trip when outside i hear some commotion. I open the window, and i hear somebody, sounded like a little kid say "look...theres a big weed bag..no i'm not joking theres a big bag of marijuanha right there!". I can't believe this shit is happening i tell myself. Somehow, someway, in the forest some kid from the neighbors had be goofing around and came across it in the upmost remote spot it could have been.
Make a long story short. I dive out the window take after the spot where the bag is. Without even looking to see where the sound came from or where the kid is, i grab it and just fucking sprint full fucking speed all the way to back of my property where a huge cow field is. Hop the fence and go for about another 10 mins, find a spot and toss the bag. Sprint all the way back to the house. Clean out my house of everything, seeds, stems, shit laying around etc. I even have to kill 4 of my own plants that were growing nicely ( 3 almost a foot off the ground and the other almost 2 feet ) by throwing them into the forest in the back.
I just knew the cops were gonna be there any minute with dogs. Theres just no way a little kid is going to spot the bag, see me come running out full speed and then running away with it, and not go and tell someone.
Ended up being scared for the worse the rest of the night until the trip ended.
I guess i have myself to blame for it all. If i hadn't been on the shrooms, i doubt i would have heard the kid even say anything at all since it was a good ways away from my room in fact. It's the second time some very stupid coincidences managed to line themselves up and almost fuck me and my innocent family over very very badly.
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Legoulash
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: suave]
#7408067 - 09/14/07 08:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha thanks for the story..
be safe.
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: Legoulash]
#7408144 - 09/14/07 08:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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did the police end up coming?
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suave
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: ShroomieGirl]
#7408176 - 09/14/07 08:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No, not yet anyhow
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CosmicFunGuy
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: ShroomieGirl]
#7408179 - 09/14/07 08:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hey i freaked out during a trip the other day, its just anxiety, you just need to change your surroundings and distract yourself when it starts to go sour...
change the music to something that makes you happy, change the lighting (if lights are off turn em on and vice versa), if the air is on turn on the heat (and vice versa) and find somethng to distract youself. don't focus on whatever you freak out about or it will just continue to pile up and get worse. take a shower and focus on happy thoughts...
works for me and everyone i know i don't see why it shouldn't for you.
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
#7408273 - 09/14/07 09:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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every time i log onto the shroomery, i find these amazing stories. i love reading them. thank you for this read. thank you very very much.
but in all honesty, thats shit. you must have felt/feel horrible. you deserve better, here, heres a +5 rating, maybe it will cheer you up.
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: lysergicide]
#7408304 - 09/14/07 09:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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better to be safe than sry I suppose...
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: THEBats]
#7408343 - 09/14/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How big of a bag was it????
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: lysergicide]
#7408351 - 09/14/07 09:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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There are some lessons to be learned here, but all and all it sounds like you started over-reacting before you even had your first bit of mush.
#1 - outdoors are generally never a great location to conceal something because you cannot control access.
#2 - your episodes of intoxication should planned around, not during, events that could cause undue stress/anxiety. There's always another day, as they say...
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: THEBats]
#7408354 - 09/14/07 09:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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And you still doesn't know why it happened? A big bag of marijuana weights a lot when you have to hide it and such. Psychedelia rearrange somethings... well it depends whether you believe in destiny tricks and such things but i believe you do:
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I imagine alot of you have tripped a number of times have seen these bullshit coincidences that start happening.
Every trip is a lesson. Life's a lesson. So study. I'm not saying you have to get rid of that weed and send it to me :P just put things in perspective.
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: suave]
#7408423 - 09/14/07 10:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahahah...
Thanks for the laugh.
You didn't even see the kids when you ran out there... AND you said it was too far away to be in reasonable earshot... I bet you were having auditory hallucinations, and the whole thing was completely fabricated in your mind.
Though I'm sure you won't want to accept that, considering your preventative measures...
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: AltarNation]
#7409532 - 09/14/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
AltarNation said: Hahahah...
Thanks for the laugh.
You didn't even see the kids when you ran out there... AND you said it was too far away to be in reasonable earshot... I bet you were having auditory hallucinations, and the whole thing was completely fabricated in your mind.
Though I'm sure you won't want to accept that, considering your preventative measures...
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: AltarNation]
#7409813 - 09/14/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
AltarNation said: Hahahah...
Thanks for the laugh.
You didn't even see the kids when you ran out there... AND you said it was too far away to be in reasonable earshot... I bet you were having auditory hallucinations, and the whole thing was completely fabricated in your mind.
Though I'm sure you won't want to accept that, considering your preventative measures...
lol
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suave
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: AltarNation]
#7418950 - 09/17/07 07:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
AltarNation said: Hahahah...
Thanks for the laugh.
You didn't even see the kids when you ran out there... AND you said it was too far away to be in reasonable earshot... I bet you were having auditory hallucinations, and the whole thing was completely fabricated in your mind.
Though I'm sure you won't want to accept that, considering your preventative measures...
Don't think i wasn't considering this. Problem though is, as i was sprinting i saw 3 kids ( yes they live there, it was no hallucination, the bus was dropping them off ) walking torwards their house. This wasn't in the general direction of the fence. But enough is enough.
Like one guy said. Better to be safe..then sorry.
It ruined the trip bad and i'm not saying it couldn't have been hallucinations. But what if it wasn't, and i just wrote it off, and the next thing you know, cops show up and the neighbor comes over with a big sack of weed ( quarter pound for whoever asked ) with a non-guilty expression on his face and i'm tripping balls.
Besides...in that situation, there isn't much time for thinking. Tripping especially.
Edited by suave (09/17/07 07:13 AM)
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: suave]
#7419122 - 09/17/07 09:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should have offered to smoke some of your weed with the kid; he probably would've like that.
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: suave]
#7419151 - 09/17/07 09:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe you would have been better off hiding it in your dresser drawer..
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: elbisivni]
#7419211 - 09/17/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good question.
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: JunkFood]
#7419651 - 09/17/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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horrible events to hear about...i can imagine how much that sucked.
Last time i tripped dmt, right as i came out of it and sort of "woke up" the ups lady was banging on the door. My dogs went crazy, i was freaking out, lol.
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suave
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Re: Why's stupid shit happen start happening? [Re: elbisivni]
#7419709 - 09/17/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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elbisivni said: Maybe you would have been better off hiding it in your dresser drawer..
I thought anywhere in my room, well the house actually, would be too much of a chance of some bullshit happening.
So i put it outside with almost zero chance of some bs happening.
and then....
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