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OfflineDoorsFan
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Drug Test
    #7406891 - 09/13/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

My brother has a drug test for a job tomorrow. The last time he smoked was two weeks ago and he only took two hits. Before that he hadn't smoked in about a month. Do you think he's got a good chance at passing?


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Re: Drug Test [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7406902 - 09/13/07 10:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

it sounds good but to be safe drink a gallon of water now and a gallon tomorrow.. cranberry juice is good too


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Re: Drug Test [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7406903 - 09/13/07 10:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

if he drinks a lot of water
and exercises


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Re: Drug Test [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7406912 - 09/13/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I've got a drug test for a job tomorrow too. The last time I smoked was around 6 this evening. Got me a bottle of synthetic piss though. Oh yeah, and you're brother has a 95% chance of passing I'd say, unless he's a complete fatass in the most severe case of the word, then he might fail.

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meatcakeman said:
if he drinks a lot of water
and exercises




Exercising the night before a drug test is a bad idea, if you do have THC stored in your fat and you exercise the night before, that THC will be leaving your body the next day. Exercise will help burn it out, but you should hold up on the exercise a day or two before so that extra little bit stays in your fat and doesn't go to your piss.


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Re: Drug Test [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7406958 - 09/13/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

so lets say a 500 lb man smoked mj everyday of his life.

then he quite for a year and tried to get a job. Wouldn't he test positive for a long long time?


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Re: Drug Test [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7406964 - 09/13/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah but thats what he gets for being such a fatfuck

Edit: Plus I doubt a dude that size would have the strength to lift himself off his couch to go get a job anyways... Man fat folks piss me off... :crankey:


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Re: Drug Test [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7406965 - 09/13/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

wait
so if a fat guy smokes a lot a lot a lot


and say


me and a couple of buddies eat his fat ass

would we get teh highz0rz?!?!


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Re: Drug Test [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7406972 - 09/13/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Yes.

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Re: Drug Test [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7406976 - 09/13/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I say catch yourself a fat stoner and deepfry some fishsticks in his flab to find out:crazy2:


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Re: Drug Test [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7407002 - 09/13/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Fat Flab Fishsticks?

:puke:

Nasty.

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Re: Drug Test [Re: SimonJester]
    #7407024 - 09/13/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i beg to differ!


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