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TrippinTeddy
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2012...
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Well I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for the shit to hit the fan. I went out today and bought me a Mayan calender and it clearly states thats when it all ends. I mean, this is a totally legit calender people, and it was made in china, so we know its quality. Communism has helped spread the word that we are going to die very soon at a nice cheap price tag.
Anyways, back to what I was saying. I'm read for this to go down. I'm working on a Mayan temple in my back yard right now. I have a full custom ceremonial high priest gown that I've made. Now all I need is a virgin to ensure that the aliens Pick me up before all this shit goes down.
If you would like to join me I'm currently looking for good slaves to help with my temple. You will be showered with gold and be giving a beautiful grass hut in which you will live while the temple is being built.
Pm Loki for details.
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If they Mayans could have predicted the end of the world so long ago, how did they not predict the demise of their own civilization hundreds of years ago?
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Don't you know... the performed human sacrifice and they got picked up by the mother ship.
Dude, obviously you didn't pay attention in history.
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Dude screw loki i never get details
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I hear he only responds to people with sweet Mayan get up.
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is this going to lead up to the reptilian aliens that live amongst us and whose true form cannot be seen without special spectacles?
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Can I be the virgin?
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Re: 2012... [Re: jewunit]
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Come on, we all no your sweet little star fruit is no Virgin... but I will let you eat the heart of the virgin if you like.
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Oh no my friend. Pussy free since 1988!
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Re: 2012... [Re: jewunit]
#7404990 - 09/13/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No sir, your penis is not what matters. Its ruby red star fruit that the gods care about.
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Its just a good guess... they knew humanity would destroy themselves eventually
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This guys got you beat by a couple years:

Look at the sweet paint job he did on the inside of that temple. Looks pretty authentic to me. Plus he has not only one but TWO virgins. (or so they claim) You're going to have to step up your game plan if you want to be the first the aliens save.
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I've accomplished SHIT. I am gonna go to Japan 2010, gonna spend a year there, and come back. >:0. I'll see if I can find a love that is true instead of ones that will flitter out like all my others! I'll do something significant with my photography! And maybe if 2012 passes and we all live, Well I'll be better off then. :P
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I will be your neepish side kick for this project Teddy. now to round up all our n00b slaves.
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Re: 2012... [Re: Merkin]
#7405694 - 09/13/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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We should make them all have Neep tattoos and while we are at the alter they must all chant NEEP, NEEP, NEEP... while we drink the blood of a virgin.
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maybe 2012 was supposed to be the end of the ego. maybe they were thinking instead of death, there will be rebirth. or maybe they just realized how fucked up this would will be by then
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Maybe 2012 already happened sixteen trillion years go. Who can really be sure. Total mystery.
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danlennon3 said: maybe 2012 was supposed to be the end of the ego. maybe they were thinking instead of death, there will be rebirth. or maybe they just realized how fucked up this would will be by then
Maybe thats the most illogical thing I've ever heard in my life. Take time off the mushrooms and come back to the real world friend.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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TrippinTeddy said: We should make them all have Neep tattoos and while we are at the alter they must all chant NEEP, NEEP, NEEP... while we drink the blood of a virgin.
^^^^ 
neep neep neep neep! noid! neep neep neep neep! noid!
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Re: 2012... [Re: Lion]
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bug said: Maybe 2012 already happened sixteen trillion years go. Who can really be sure. Total mystery.
yep... 2012 happened many times over...
it doesn't matter... it's meaningless like everything else!
it's gonna pass us by... and a few years later someones gonna mention it in a conversation... and that will be all..
it's true! the dragon fly told me in my acid dreams...
right after i made an ant appear infront of me whoe winked and gave me a thumbs up! his wink reflected off my ring I was wearing at the time.. (true story)
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Re: 2012... [Re: Merkin]
#7405878 - 09/13/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't deny the truth of what you're saying Or deny that I'm diggin it Awwwwww yeah
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Re: 2012... [Re: Lion]
#7405893 - 09/13/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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danlennon3 said: maybe 2012 was supposed to be the end of the ego. maybe they were thinking instead of death, there will be rebirth. or maybe they just realized how fucked up this would will be by then
Maybe thats the most illogical thing I've ever heard in my life. Take time off the mushrooms and come back to the real world friend.
yea because saying the world is going to instantly end 2012 makes much more sense? and i dont even remember the last time i took mushrooms friend
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Will there be naked dancing girls and cocaine?
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Merkin
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yes 10 fold.
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Yep.. 15 girls to every male. Cocaine is also part of the slaves jobs. They will harvest and synthesis it. We will snort it as we sacrifice them for doing such a great job. Shortly followed by an awesome virgin blood orgy. 2012 should be a great year.
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Merkin
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haha! perfect.
i too cant neep for 2012
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How come all your sacrificing of a virgins involves sacrificing a virgin? Why is sacrificing a virgin never just fucking them and making them lose their virginity?
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Re: 2012... [Re: Maverick]
#7406177 - 09/13/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You will never be allowed at my temple
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Re: 2012... [Re: supra]
#7406335 - 09/13/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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supra said: If they Mayans could have predicted the end of the world so long ago, how did they not predict the demise of their own civilization hundreds of years ago?
peace
im not a fanatic or anything, but i have read quite a bit about this topic and i think that whatever will happen in 2012 will be heavily tied to some spectacular event in our solar system, i think that this is how they knew that something big is going to happen. whether its a comet or the 12th planet comming ridiculously close and fucking with our magnetic field, or an asteroid plowing into the planet, or the planet's magnetic field reversing due to an incorrectable wobble in our revolutions(which has veen proven to have happened in the past several times), whatever happens, i think that they had good reason to believe it would happen, they had a very advanced knowledge of the solar system and other astrological events.
im not saying the world is going to end, but i am saying i wouldnt be surprised to see something happen in december of 2012.
and then again, it could all be a big misinterpretation, because i believe they actually say nothing about the end, the calendar just ends..... maybe the calendar maker got tired of making it? maybe he thought several thousand years ahead would be plenty?? lol
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I bet he got fired from his job and no one else really knew how to do it, so they just sacrificed a few people to make up for it.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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Merkin
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TrippinTeddy said: You will never be allowed at my temple
the closest he will get is just outside the temple, with the rest of the slaves .
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hahaha. possibly. he probably just got tired of it, smoking some herb, drinking some wine and thought to himself "what the fuck am i doing with my life? im making a goddamned calendar that noone will be able to use for a thousand years..... i think ill get into speartip making."
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i read a few things about the world ending in 2012, there are actually like 3 other civilizations that didnt even know eachother existed and all came to the conclusion that the world will end on 2012.. pretty crazy
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I heard that people eat there own fecal matter on some sites on the internet and that they did it not even know that there is a huge underground culture all about it. Thats crazy isn't it?
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you always make me chuckle teddy.
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haha i guess.. you wouldnt gain much eating your own shit since its all the waste your body throws out. What can u do? some like apples and some like oranges.
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Fuck who gives a shit, we all could die at any moment..ive been sick as fuck for the last few weeks and everyone I know has too..I had to go to the doctor to get some antibiotics. I mean you name the symptom I have had it.. it has been going on everywhere around here..I love robitussin, it is helping plus beer.. I love having the runs too off and on..haha I made everyone sick, good..atleast you cant catch an illness online unless it is a computer virus..
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-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
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Skunk420 said: Fuck who gives a shit, we all could die at any moment..ive been sick as fuck for the last few weeks and everyone I know has too..I had to go to the doctor to get some antibiotics. I mean you name the symptom it has been going on..I love robitussin, it is helping plus beer.. I love having the runs too off and on..haha I made everyone sick, good..atleast you cant catch an illness online unless it is a computer virus..
live a healthier lifestyle. youll feel better.
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I didn't watch this but I'm pretty sure it proves my point. I need a temple and virgins.... oh and cocaine... lots of cocaine.
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It has nothing to do with my drinking, trust me..there was the same symptoms from my boss at work and she got sicker then me..and she harldy even drinks and does not use drugs. And there are people that are heath fanatics that are getting this shit.
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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
#7406501 - 09/13/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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zombies?
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PoppyRider
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what if we miss interpreted their language and on 2012 it rains lsd
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Nope not that bad..but 2012 is a bunch of fucking bullshit!
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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
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i guess we will have to wait and see
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im not scared, i still think it is bullshit.
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ah screw it, im just gonna eat peyote and smoke plenty of slavia on the 22nd, i dunno about all of this building of temples and sacrificial stuff...sounds more like a cult to me, we all know how that shit ends up.
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You are probably gonna be the first one to die... I'm sure of it.. i saw it in the corner on the last page of the calender.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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You actually have Peyote? that shit takes a long time to grow.
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highdroponics said: ah screw it, im just gonna eat peyote and smoke plenty of slavia on the 22nd, i dunno about all of this building of temples and sacrificial stuff...sounds more like a cult to me, we all know how that shit ends up.
The great ones are going to make you pay dearly for acting that way you know? Don't come crying to my temple when shit goes down.
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If you examine this Mayan artifact closely you will see that it clearly states that it's indeed the blacks who are responsible for the impending doom.
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Good find Matt, Join me at my temple for sacrifice
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Even if i was tripping balls I would laugh at it..please im scared of getting in a car accident more then this shit
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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
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Skunk420 said: It has nothing to do with my drinking, trust me..there was the same symptoms from my boss at work and she got sicker then me..and she harldy even drinks and does not use drugs. And there are people that are heath fanatics that are getting this shit.
flu? where do you live? because it shouldnt be flu or cold season.
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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
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You should be, its one of the number one ways to die in America. I honestly didn't know that until I read the Mayan calender though. Thats why I'm building a Temple. You cant drive cars in a temple.
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PoppyRider said: what if we miss interpreted their language and on 2012 it rains lsd
thats the day i play in the rain without my umbrella
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Skunk420



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This shit is a stomach virus, and the heat can cause illnesses to happen as well, people stay indoors a lot because of 100 degree weather..the same shit applies when it is cold as shit..but what would you know about the cold you live in Florida, I live in Utah, I get all the extremes.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Loc: FL
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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
#7406663 - 09/13/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Skunk420 said: This shit is a stomach virus, and the heat can cause illnesses to happen as well, people stay indoors a lot because of 100 degree weather..the same shit applies when it is cold as shit..but what would you know about the cold you live in Florida, I live in Utah, I get all the extremes.
well actually virus's cannot survive in higher temperatures, which is why flu is uncommon in summer. high heat can only cause deficiencies and bodily malfunctions such as dehydration, heat exaustion, heat stroke etc.
hey now.... there are approxamately 2-3 weeks in december/january where the temperature is freezing first thing in the morning. my car windows are frosted over at least 10 days out of the year..... hahaha. might not sound like much, but those few weeks suck ass when youre used to 90-110 degree weather with 50-100% humidity.
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Skunk420



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Quit being a bitch! try 8 degree weather for 2 winters straight, with the windchill blowing. outside while wating for the bus and I wasnt talking about the flu this is a virus..A virus is different...wait now that is what my doctor told me. are you a fuking expert?
Edited by Skunk420 (09/13/07 10:15 PM)
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sublimistri
Higher Than AKite



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Re: 2012... [Re: Skunk420]
#7406758 - 09/13/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I I I think we should get back on topic..
Virgins, Cocaine, Sacrifices.

And uhh, it does get cold in fl for us who are used to the heat.
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THE KRAT BARON
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I just found this searching google images and thought it was interesting. I swear that face looks familiar but I just can't figure out who it is.
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TrippinTeddy
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Thats someone who didn't read the Mayan calender right. Thats what they do to you.. they give you that face and fuck you.... hard. Then they sacrifice a virgin.
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Skunk420



Registered: 06/13/04
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Hey I am no doctor, so fuck florida anyway.. I knew a friend that picked a lot of good wild shrooms there. But other then that Florida sucks. Hey no mountains, no cool air..Fuck Florida..
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EternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance



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Nice Ecclesiastes quote
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