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TrippinTeddy
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2012...
#7404855 - 09/13/07 03:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for the shit to hit the fan. I went out today and bought me a Mayan calender and it clearly states thats when it all ends. I mean, this is a totally legit calender people, and it was made in china, so we know its quality. Communism has helped spread the word that we are going to die very soon at a nice cheap price tag.
Anyways, back to what I was saying. I'm read for this to go down. I'm working on a Mayan temple in my back yard right now. I have a full custom ceremonial high priest gown that I've made. Now all I need is a virgin to ensure that the aliens Pick me up before all this shit goes down.
If you would like to join me I'm currently looking for good slaves to help with my temple. You will be showered with gold and be giving a beautiful grass hut in which you will live while the temple is being built.
Pm Loki for details.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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supra
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If they Mayans could have predicted the end of the world so long ago, how did they not predict the demise of their own civilization hundreds of years ago?
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TrippinTeddy
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Don't you know... the performed human sacrifice and they got picked up by the mother ship.
Dude, obviously you didn't pay attention in history.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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sublimistri
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Dude screw loki i never get details
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TrippinTeddy
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I hear he only responds to people with sweet Mayan get up.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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Bridgeburner
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is this going to lead up to the reptilian aliens that live amongst us and whose true form cannot be seen without special spectacles?
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jewunit
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Can I be the virgin?
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: 2012... [Re: jewunit]
#7404932 - 09/13/07 04:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Come on, we all no your sweet little star fruit is no Virgin... but I will let you eat the heart of the virgin if you like.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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jewunit
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Oh no my friend. Pussy free since 1988!
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: 2012... [Re: jewunit]
#7404990 - 09/13/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No sir, your penis is not what matters. Its ruby red star fruit that the gods care about.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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danlennon3
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Its just a good guess... they knew humanity would destroy themselves eventually
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THE KRAT BARON
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This guys got you beat by a couple years:

Look at the sweet paint job he did on the inside of that temple. Looks pretty authentic to me. Plus he has not only one but TWO virgins. (or so they claim) You're going to have to step up your game plan if you want to be the first the aliens save.
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Newbie
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Only if there's punch..
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Maverick
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I've accomplished SHIT. I am gonna go to Japan 2010, gonna spend a year there, and come back. >:0. I'll see if I can find a love that is true instead of ones that will flitter out like all my others! I'll do something significant with my photography! And maybe if 2012 passes and we all live, Well I'll be better off then. :P
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Merkin
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I will be your neepish side kick for this project Teddy. now to round up all our n00b slaves.
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: 2012... [Re: Merkin]
#7405694 - 09/13/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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We should make them all have Neep tattoos and while we are at the alter they must all chant NEEP, NEEP, NEEP... while we drink the blood of a virgin.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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danlennon3
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maybe 2012 was supposed to be the end of the ego. maybe they were thinking instead of death, there will be rebirth. or maybe they just realized how fucked up this would will be by then
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Maybe 2012 already happened sixteen trillion years go. Who can really be sure. Total mystery.
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TrippinTeddy
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Quote:
danlennon3 said: maybe 2012 was supposed to be the end of the ego. maybe they were thinking instead of death, there will be rebirth. or maybe they just realized how fucked up this would will be by then
Maybe thats the most illogical thing I've ever heard in my life. Take time off the mushrooms and come back to the real world friend.
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
Edited by TrippinTeddy (09/13/07 07:07 PM)
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Merkin
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Quote:
TrippinTeddy said: We should make them all have Neep tattoos and while we are at the alter they must all chant NEEP, NEEP, NEEP... while we drink the blood of a virgin.
^^^^ 
neep neep neep neep! noid! neep neep neep neep! noid!
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