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OfflineShiVersblood
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Inspirational story
    #7404598 - 09/13/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

(I'm not relgious I just wrote this for fun.)

Well hello Stranger! Nice of you to wander into this thread.

Now, a few years ago, there lived a boy named Tommy. Tommy seemed like your average 13 year old boy, but Little Tommy was a troubled youth. His dad killed himself when back when Tommy was only 9, and the little boy found the body in the bathroom.

After that he went to live with his Mom. She was a devout Catholic, and wanted to make sure Little Tommy was raised properly. But Little Tommy was always cutting school, getting into fights, was arrested once for shoplifting, and was always taking the Lords name in Vain.

Little Tommy is sitting in his room rolling a joint, when he hears a knock on his bedroom door. He quickly hides everything and unlocks the door and cracks it open.

"What Mom?" Little Tommy asks in a whiny, annoyed voice.

"Don't forget to set your alarm, were going to Church tomorrow Morning!" Little Tommy's mom says with an excited voice.

"Awww Mom. I rather sleep in tomorrow come on! I hate Church!"

"Randy Thomas Phillips! How dare you say such words!" His mother says in a stern voice, and slaps him across the face.

"You better be up and ready for church tomorrow morning or I'm going to skin your hide!" She screams, and then shuts the door.
Little Tommy is pissed at this point.

"God damnit." He mutters, then finishes rolling his joint then crawls out the window to go smoke. He is walking down along the road, and its 11:00 PM. He has already smoked his joint by now. He is having a good time, a little paranoid about passing cars and noises but not too bad. That’s when his subcounceses says something,

"Tommy, you were supposed to get a good night's rest for church tomorrow." A voice inside his head says.

"Yeah but, all that God shit is kind of, I dunno, boring and whatever." Tommy tells himself, and keeps going.
Tommy is now walking on the road. Its dark outside and a drunken man is speeding down the roads. He is bravely cutting the sharp turns. He slams on the gas around the next turn and before he even has time to re-act his truck runs over Little Tommy. He slams on his breaks and the truck skids. He gets out and runs over to the boy's lifeless mangled body, bleeding alot. The drunken man panics and gets back into his car and speeds away. He is later arrested.

Little Tommy is very surprised when he wakes up in hell. He remembers the last conversation he had with his mother, and is over whelmed with sorrow. These days Little Tommy wishes every second that he would have listened to his mother's words, but now it’s too late.

But its not too late for you. Learn from Little Tommy's mistakes, and turn to the Lord.

-God Bless


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7404672 - 09/13/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That's retarded


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7404685 - 09/13/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Go away.


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7404698 - 09/13/07 02:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I forgot 9/11, what happened again?


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7404701 - 09/13/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

God will send a truck to run your ass over unless you become his bitch.



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Re: Inspirational story [Re: Stizzle]
    #7404702 - 09/13/07 02:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Shiiiiit son


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7404995 - 09/13/07 04:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7319659#7319659

You said here that God has a grudge against you?

You need to lay off the crack, man.


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7405901 - 09/13/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Motivation is fear based.

Inspiration is faith based.

That may motivate someone (I guess) to "turn to the Lord", but I have my doubts that it would inspire anyone to live "the way".


Good luck with your writings.


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7405911 - 09/13/07 07:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
I forgot 9/11, what happened again?




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Re: Inspirational story [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7406064 - 09/13/07 08:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

9-11 "Get Over It."

lol.


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: Rustifer]
    #7406088 - 09/13/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i can't beleieve I have to say this again but,

My name is not 9/11

I feel bad for the lives lost on that day.

So that makes me a bad person?

Im such a bad fucking person because I don't make fun of people who died brutally. Im such a fucking faggot because I don't find that shit funny. Oh ofcourse.


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Edited by ShiVersblood (09/13/07 08:16 PM)


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7407076 - 09/13/07 11:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You hit the nail right on the head!


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: jewunit]
    #7407135 - 09/14/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

that was wack as hell


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Re: Inspirational story [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7407264 - 09/14/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ShiVersblood said:
Im such a fucking faggot




QFT


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