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OfflineLightningfractal
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"Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands
    #7403552 - 09/13/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and "being chipped", when they already have accepted the mark of the George W. Beast in their foreheads and minds.

Still, don't get chipped, you can change your mind, but it'll hurt to dig a chip out with your pocket-knife.

Personally, if I were in such a situation, I'd just chop my whole hand off and pray like a madman.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7403785 - 09/13/07 04:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My cat smells like cat food.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Seuss]
    #7403836 - 09/13/07 05:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

But soon, in order to get a can, he'll need that RFID. Be sure to take him into your local veterinarian for this basically painless procedure as soon as you can.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7407823 - 09/14/07 06:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

There's no way I'm ever getting one of those things, I don't care how good their marketing becomes. Forget it. I am not Christian.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: elbisivni]
    #7407847 - 09/14/07 06:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i can imagine it being extremely difficult to survive without a chip once they are injected into mainstream populations.

what if the chip is required to buy food and water..

money is truly $lavery.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7407876 - 09/14/07 06:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Don't care, not getting one, ever.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: elbisivni]
    #7407924 - 09/14/07 06:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

right on. :thumbup:


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7414364 - 09/15/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

We may have to begin seeking fruit from the trees soon! Celebrate well!


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7415168 - 09/16/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah..then what they do with their left hand ...;)


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Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7415494 - 09/16/07 05:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What the fuck are you going on about?

You do realize you're making a ridiculous generalization, right?

Is a "Christian" someone who supports GW but also doesn't want an id chip implanted in their hand?

Isn't that kind of... oh, I don't know... judgemental and presumptuous?


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7415515 - 09/16/07 05:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LF, please do not make critical posts in this forum. Thanks.


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Re: "Christians" spend way too much time worrying about their right hands [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7415516 - 09/16/07 05:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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This is a criticism-free forum, thanks.


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