My shits come in big blocks. No, that sounded wrong. What I mean to say is:
There are big blocks of time taken out of my day to shit.
I usually wake up between 5 and 7 am and shit, like, half a dozen times before I go to work. Lots of it. And then I usually crap once more before bedtime. Sometimes at work, even.
I can't remember a day in my life where I've shat less than three times. Except that time when I was so constipated for a week that I needed the "dreaded apparatus". I was six or seven years old.
So yeah. I don't crap everyday, I crap several times daily. For over twenty years straight.
Doesn't seem to matter how much I eat, either.
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