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OfflineAlCapwn
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Imagine never having eaten pizza...
    #7395053 - 09/11/07 03:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A friend of a friend has never eaten a single slice of pizza in his entire life. He says he doesn't feel the need to. What the fuck, is this dude missing out or what?


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7395056 - 09/11/07 03:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

He's lying.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7395061 - 09/11/07 03:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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AlCapwn said:
A friend of a friend has never eaten a single slice of pizza in his entire life. He says he doesn't feel the need to. What the fuck, is this dude missing out or what?




What the fuck? He acts like someone is handing him a fucking crack pipe loaded to the top.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Deadmaker]
    #7395072 - 09/11/07 03:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No, seriously, he won't ever accept free pizza. It's retarded.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7395086 - 09/11/07 04:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You need to force feed his ass and show him what he is missing out on.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: darklcd]
    #7395169 - 09/11/07 05:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

or just beat him up


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: darklcd]
    #7395177 - 09/11/07 05:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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darklcd said:
You need to force feed his ass and show him what he is missing out on.




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killme said:
He's lying.




...to score free pizza

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acneman said:
just beat him up




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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7395665 - 09/11/07 09:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What a nutcase


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7395668 - 09/11/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It wouldnt be that bad. but yes hes lying.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7395682 - 09/11/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

he's probably just really proud to be unique :smirk:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7395690 - 09/11/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

...i want some pizza now. i'm fucking starving


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7395697 - 09/11/07 10:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think I would rather keep the pleasure of eating pizza than give it up for a bit of "uniqueness" acquired through rejection of pizza....?:confused:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Leinahtan]
    #7395710 - 09/11/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

agreed, but some people just suck.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7395714 - 09/11/07 10:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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...i want some pizza now. i'm fucking starving




I'm eating pizza rolls right now...


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: trippindad82]
    #7395937 - 09/11/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I know people who wont try weed, not one toke.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: budmanman]
    #7395946 - 09/11/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I know people who wont try weed, not one toke.




I do too and one took a vicodin a few weeks ago and explained it to me the next day and he sounded like he was in a full blown shroom trip, he gets siezures and shit so he dont wanna mess with weed..

But pizza, i just ate that stuff yesterday :stoned:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: budmanman]
    #7395951 - 09/11/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah some people just have these weird little things about them that they are always happy to claim as though they are proving something by it. for instance, i've known people who have never smoked a cigarette in their life, another guy who would never take vitamins...just weird silly shit for the most part.

the pizza thing is strange though. how the fuck did the guy make it through public school i wonder? he must have packed a lot of lunches i suppose.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7395956 - 09/11/07 11:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe hes a coeliac.. I too will never eat a pizza (again). I turn down free food all the time, out of necessity :frown:

I have sketchy wheat-free homemade pizzas.. which in some respects are better (as they're home made, so quality of ingredients is better and they're healthier) but I steel feel like I'm missing out :frown:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7396049 - 09/11/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

that is crazy. pizza is awesome.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Cepheus]
    #7396146 - 09/11/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

homemade pizzas are the best for sure....

think i'll go make me one right now :smirk:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: darklcd]
    #7396150 - 09/11/07 12:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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You need to force feed his ass and show him what he is missing out on.




me, shit, I would jsut eat his share of the pie and feel the better for it.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: trippindad82]
    #7396209 - 09/11/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
...i want some pizza now. i'm fucking starving




I'm eating pizza rolls right now...




i got a house stromboli for lunch at a local legendary pizza joint. friggin' delicious


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7396510 - 09/11/07 01:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Pizza is over rated.

I'd take some cheesy garlic buns and home made tomato sauce over pizza any day.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7396702 - 09/11/07 02:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Anyone here ever worked in a pizza place? Man, I've never been payed to smoke so much weed. At least 50% of the people I worked with smoked. Toke up in the back, then make yourself a snack.

I miss that job.....


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7396731 - 09/11/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have a friend from Vietnam who had never had pizza, spaghetti, or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And it's not like he just got here, he's lived here since he was three (or so he thinks, he doesn't know exactly when his birthday is.)
One of my floor mates last year had never had a PB&J either. And he's lived in Cleveland his whole life.

Poor depraved children.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: jewunit]
    #7396734 - 09/11/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Dude, I didn't have pulled pork until I was 21 years old. TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD! Stupid Jewish family not eating pork.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7396738 - 09/11/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus man.
You should report your parents to Child Protective Services.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: jewunit]
    #7396741 - 09/11/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Good idea. See ya later.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7396768 - 09/11/07 02:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I know people who have never had alcohol. I think they're secret alcoholics


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7396784 - 09/11/07 02:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I know people who have never had alcohol. I think they're secret alcoholics


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7396809 - 09/11/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I'd take some cheesy garlic buns and home made tomato sauce over pizza any day.




Hate to break it to you man.. but that is essentially pizza.
Pizza = dough, tomato sauce, cheese
In fact traditionally pizza didn't even have cheese.


But yeah.. I know a guy that says he doesn't like desserts. Because "they don't taste good"


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7396849 - 09/11/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i thought the "sweet" taste is the epitome of a "good taste"...


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7396853 - 09/11/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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d33p said:
I'd take some cheesy garlic buns and home made tomato sauce over pizza any day.




Hate to break it to you man.. but that is essentially pizza.
Pizza = dough, tomato sauce, cheese
In fact traditionally pizza didn't even have cheese.


But yeah.. I know a guy that says he doesn't like desserts. Because "they don't taste good"




That was kind of my point. "Pizza" is over rated, not the ingredients.


And I don't eat desserts or anything sweet. They don't taste good.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7396873 - 09/11/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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And I don't eat desserts or anything sweet. They don't taste good.




I dont eat them because I dont like them, I like some of the flavors, textures and
combinations of, but I still dont like deserts... it's the excessive sweetness.


home made ice cream is usualy the exception to the desert rule


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: razmablues]
    #7396900 - 09/11/07 03:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i thought the "sweet" taste is the epitome of a "good taste"...




The bone marrow of Ossobuco spread on a slice of french bread is the epitome of a "good taste."


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7396924 - 09/11/07 03:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

But how can you not like "desserts"... there are a billion and one things on Earth one could consider a dessert. I could understand if you said something like.. I don't like chocolate cake. But "desserts"???? Dates can be a dessert. And desserts don't necessarily have to be super sweet either.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7396981 - 09/11/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah i met a kid once that didnt like pizza. He could have told me he fucked his grandmother last night and i would have made the same face.:argh:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7396983 - 09/11/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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But how can you not like "desserts"... there are a billion and one things on Earth one could consider a dessert. I could understand if you said something like.. I don't like chocolate cake. But "desserts"???? Dates can be a dessert. And desserts don't necessarily have to be super sweet either.




Occasionally I'll have a bit of ice cream or some brownie but I've never ordered dessert in a restaurant and I've always turned it down when offered by anyone. I just don't like sweet stuff. I can't even drink coca-cola, but I used to be addicted to diet coke.

Give me some tripe, pigs ears, masitas de puerco fritas, head cheese, bratwursts and sauerkraut, etc and I'm happy.

Cake, chocolate, pie, etc? No thanks.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7397025 - 09/11/07 03:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

They put refined sugar and high fructose corn syrup in everything.. at least in america. Honey is the real sweetener.

And did you say tripe? No thanks I'll pass on the animal stomach :puke:
And HEAD CHEESE? :puke: :puke: :puke:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7397047 - 09/11/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

do you really eat head cheese?

cause I havve had it once, oming back from dreamland(mexican trailer park). It was down right nasty shit!!!

I inundated it in t'basco just I could choke it down.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7397059 - 09/11/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Head cheese (AmE) or brawn (BrE) is in fact not a cheese, but rather a terrine of meat from the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow) that would not otherwise be considered appealing. It may also include meat from the feet and heart. It is usually eaten cold or at room temperature as a luncheon meat. It is sometimes also known as soucemeat, particularly if pickled with vinegar.

Historically the cleaned (all organs removed) head was simmered to produce a gelatin (which would form from the bone marrow) containing any incidental meat which came off the head. The more modern method involves adding gelatin to meat, which is then cooked in a mould.




That is just.... wrong


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7397089 - 09/11/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you don't think about what it is and get good stuff, it's good. It's very rich and flavorful. Bone marrow is very good... fat is flavor. My father is from Madrid and knows what and where the good stuff is. It wouldn't surprise in the least if there was a lot of bad head cheese out there.

Oh, and I don't like the taste of filet mignon.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7397128 - 09/11/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, see I had it at a roadside truck stop. I accidenlty told the head waitress I wanna fuck her daughter. Well, not in those exact words. Thank god I had already been served the head cheese.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7397145 - 09/11/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That's the thing.. I generally don't like to eat stuff where I have to not think about what it actually is
For example, persians eat cow eyeball soup. Cow Eyeballs may taste amazing but I'm not going to find out.
Not unless I was in some type of survival situation, and all that was left was cow eyeballs.. that would be different.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7397191 - 09/11/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i've never eaten head cheese before but i've smelled it. just smelling the shit made me want to throw up. it's just gross. it smells like a rotted carcass.

if you enjoy eating that over filet mignon then something might be wrong with your tongue. or maybe you're just really 'unique' and 'worldly' in your eating habits...


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7397245 - 09/11/07 04:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i've never eaten head cheese before but i've smelled it. just smelling the shit made me want to throw up. it's just gross. it smells like a rotted carcass.

if you enjoy eating that over filet mignon then something might be wrong with your tongue. or maybe you're just really 'unique' and 'worldly' in your eating habits...




I don't think it smells bad, maybe the kind you smelled was just rotten. I don't under stand what the fuss about filet mignon is though. The cut is too lean and the flavor is underwhelming. Rib, flank, shank, sirloin, and almost every part is better imo.

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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7397263 - 09/11/07 04:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Limburger cheese is made with natural human bacteria. Find the stinkiest sock or sneaker and fill it with curdled milk. mmm..


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Booby]
    #7397350 - 09/11/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That's like my friends who say they've never been stung by a bee or gotten a mosquito bite, they are just too dumb to remember doing so.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: StriplessRED]
    #7397368 - 09/11/07 05:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I've never been stung by a bee.
It's really not hard to avoid.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: d33p]
    #7397405 - 09/11/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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This is heaven:





What is that thing on the right? A bone?
The stuff on the bread looks like what comes out of my nose and lungs after I'm sick


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    #7397424 - 09/11/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Bone marrow, yum!


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7397431 - 09/11/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fried horse dick, yum!


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7397443 - 09/11/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I've coughed up shit that looks like that :puke:


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7398236 - 09/11/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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d33p said:
This is heaven:





What is that thing on the right? A bone?
The stuff on the bread looks like what comes out of my nose and lungs after I'm sick




Yea, you're right. The funny part is how you are supposed to get it out of the bone. You hold the bone above a piece of bread and you blow it out. It actually sounds like you are blowing a really congested nose and then out pops this mucousy, off white/green fat. Whenever I'm eating it with someone who has never had it before I take a napkin when they aren't looking and hide the bone and pretend that I blowing my nose all over a piece of bread on my plate. Hilarity ensues.

It's awesome and tastes great.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Deadmaker]
    #7398254 - 09/11/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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killme said:
He's lying.




Like a rug.


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: lJusticel]
    #7398263 - 09/11/07 08:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Dude i dont even have to be sick, I cough stuff up daily that looks like the stuff on the meat. Funny thing is I just posted it in the health forums earlier today check it out




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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7398376 - 09/11/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

MMM pizza, and why did someone mention crack, umm crack..


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: Skunk420]
    #7398460 - 09/11/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

im about to have some el pizza loca


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Re: Imagine never having eaten pizza... [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7398555 - 09/11/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

dude, imagine having never eaten head cheese. Wouldn;t that be fucking rozorz? I wish I could wash the memory from my life!


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