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OfflineSampaJasli
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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: sublimistri]
    #7396434 - 09/11/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

man that is a great story
and i wish you luck with her, the important thing is that you make A move, don't let the opportunity pass you by.
update please, want to see how this turns out.
sounds like a girl id want to be with too.


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7400860 - 09/12/07 02:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, I kind of blew it today.  I was fucking late for class so I had to sit somewhere else.  Same eye contact, smiling today.  But god damn.. I kind of flaked with catching her after class.  I feel like an idiot about that but my suspicions of her liking me were only confirmed today.  I'll lay it down on Monday.  I'll keep this thread updated.  :smile:


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7400908 - 09/12/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I was going to give you some advice but I changed my mind. I don't think I'm qualified. I'm 26 years old and I have had sex with about 60 different women (I can't keep track of that shit). All but 11 of them have been prostitutes or massage parlor girls. I like the Asians who don't speak good English. Of the 11 non prostitutes only 3 have not been one night stands with some drunk ass slut. I have never had a "girlfriend" in the traditional sense of the word. The closest I got to being a boyfriend was being the dude the chick cheats on her boyfriend with. Anyway I feel this disqualifies me from giving any positive relationship advice. I'll stick with whores and happy endings at massage parlors. Oh, does getting a stripper to fuck you because you have coke the same thing as paying a prostitute? If so I have had sex with 9 non prostitutes.


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: sublimistri]
    #7400912 - 09/12/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What the shit is kino?


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: allreadyused]
    #7400916 - 09/12/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That sounds good to me. :p


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7401009 - 09/12/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Now, if you have ever taken a course at a community college, you know there is always that random fucking old man/women who sits in the front and needs to interrupt the professor every 2 seconds.  Well.. we have this fucking huge guerrilla that has about 5 flash drives around his neck, weighs about 500 pounds and will not SHUT the fuck up.    So I'm sitting in my seat..my mind still trying to confirm this is the same girl.  I then hear that ape come in and start talking to everyone.




LOL :rotfl: Classic.


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7401216 - 09/12/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Brainiac]
    #7402924 - 09/12/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't realize how much I missed out as a kid till you posted that picture


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7403133 - 09/12/07 11:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You already know this but I just figured I'd say it anyway, you're stressing out over this chick way too much bro. Just be yourself and don't be scared of getting rejected either. Good luck. :chugbeer:


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7455963 - 09/26/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Alright, time for some updates!  :smile: 

So, we finally broke through that awkward stage.  I came into class EARLY and introduced myself and proceeded to talk about some asshole we saw before class. 

So after class we walk back to the parking lot together.  I felt myself bonding with her almost instantly.  We started talking about school, careers, high school, art...music.  Kind of just all over the place.  It wasn't one of those bullshit interview conversations, this had some meat to it.  Then from left field, she makes a reference to her boyfriend.  FUCK.  She kept on going with the story without a pause.  So I just thought, fuck it...this seems like a decent person and its always good to meet new people.

She then offers to give me a ride to my car. (which was across the street)  Se we jump in her car and drive to my car.  After arriving we started talking again.  We talked for a good 30 minutes.  Damn.. I swear she could have been my sister. We are into the SAME exact shit.

Anyway, we both said how cool it was to finally meet the other and gave a farewell handshake.  I drove home and know I'm here.

This is so strange.  I feel good about the whole thing.  She seemed like a really cool person and someone I would be down to hang out with.  I guess it's just going to have to be friends from here on out...I'm just a bit confused atm.  I'm going to take her up on her offer to give me another ride home next class...perhaps I can ask her out for some fish and chips or something.  What to do...


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7456221 - 09/26/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

dude, i feel you. i got that same shit going but i found out that you have to exercise your mind like your body to get out of negative thought processes because that is what is stopping you. Get this book called The Master Key System by Charles Haanel. Read the entire book from cover to cover and follow the rules exactly. Its a 24 week process if you do it right and i'm in the 6th. I guarantee you that if you get this book and comprehend it, your life will get better and better. But don't start if you don't intend to finish, failure fucks you over.


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7456254 - 09/26/07 03:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

deff bro, go for it. you got this. and if she does have a bf then whatever, at least youll know. and if that is the case then when hes out of the picture you can move in :smile:

edit: didnt see what happened with your update... so she has a bf. well now youre friends.. so as long as youre still friends theres always a good possibility you can go further after she breaks it off what the other guy. and the longer you're friends the more she'll realize what a great guy you are :smile:


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Re: Girl advice. Updated. [Re: Toddo]
    #7456424 - 09/26/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

STUDY PARTNER!!

Asking out for a bite to eat is too forward.

Ya'll are in the same class, maybe this will give you an extra incentive to study more to help her(if she needs help). And ya'll can bullshit about whatever when you study. And if she has a boyfriend then you're sure to find out in a neutral manner.


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Re: Girl advice. Updated. [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7457092 - 09/26/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Cracka it's a great idea on getting to know the girl. 

But don't get so caught up on her that you fail the class!  :rofl:


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7457115 - 09/26/07 07:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah inviting her to go get food or coffee is always a good idea, then you two can have time to talk to eachother


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7457129 - 09/26/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

doesnt it suck that the fact that she has a boyfriend ruined the whole thing

its like there should of been a revolution of some sort

to abandon notions of traditional relationships

it shouldve happend somewhere towards the middle of the last century

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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7457231 - 09/26/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah... when she motioned 'him' a little piece of me shriveled up and died. :lol:  Yet she made no outward sign of awkwardness when bringing him up.  I didn't either... I just was thinking, 'motherfucker..." 

I don't understand why she was so insistent on getting to know me.  She fucking got up from her seat just to sit next to me.  Maybe she just likes meeting new people? On any account...shes a really cool girl.  Oh well, I guess  I'll just have to win her over from this other assbag. :wink:


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7457287 - 09/26/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well think about it, she didn't know she was going to meet you. She's been living her life just like you have.

If there's a real connection between you, she feels it too.


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7457309 - 09/26/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

GOOD LUCK BROOOO


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Re: Girl advice!!!! [Re: Toddo]
    #7457408 - 09/26/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If there ain't a ring, it don't mean a thing.

If there's a ring, it still don't mean a thing.

Keep doing what you do and you'll eventually get her pantiless.


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