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Anonymous #6

Re: Porn Stars are viewing our forums! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7393344 - 09/10/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Anonymous #6

Re: Porn Stars are viewing our forums! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7393345 - 09/10/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

thats her, you must be proud


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Anonymous #3

Re: Porn Stars are viewing our forums! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7393809 - 09/10/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous said:





LOL who the fuck is that?


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Anonymous #1

Re:I destroyed a building with my asshole [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7394604 - 09/11/07 12:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

it's some "pornstar" that Anonymous slept with before she became a pornstar.

























I once indirectly and accidentally caused over $200,000 worth of damage to an apartment complex with my ass.

I took a massive shit late one night(3am) at one of my ex-girlfriends apartment.(She lived on the top floor of a third story building.)
I went right back to the bedroom and immediately(drunkenly) went to sleep after I wiped my ass, flushed the toilet, and washed my hands.
apparently the toilet became clogged and started to overflow and continued to overflow the rest of the night.

6 in the morning comes around and I hear loud knocking and an extremely aggravated voice at the door.

I hopped out of bed, donned my loincloth, and went to answer the door.
on my way to the door I immediately noticed a cold, wet, sensation on my feet when I passed the bathroom(the bathroom was pretty much next to the main door).
I continue to the banging and shouting at the door.
it was the neighbor from the first floor and he was not happy to wake up at 5:30 in the morning on a Saturday to go to work and find his own bathroom/part of his apartment soaked with toilet water to say the least.
he had already called the landlord who just told him to call some restoration construction people that he had an account with to assess the damage and fix the place.


the neighbor dude was fairly cool about the whole thing and damn good neighbor as well IMHO.
I made sure that he and his family ate and drank well for 9 months after that incident(sure it was an accident, yet still I felt obligated to do something:shrug:).

the building was vacated(there were other open apartments that the people in the affected building could move into at the time), the affected building was partially demolished /cleaned/restored, and other people moved into the building.



I'm still amazed and thankfull that a fire didn't occur what with the water and the wires in the walls and all.:eek:


Shit happens.:shrug: :shitstorm:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Porn Stars are viewing our forums! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7395502 - 09/11/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:crankey:




Thats her you ass fuck!:crankey:



:acslater:


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