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Apollyphelion
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Trip Report---Placebo Pills
#7391093 - 09/10/07 08:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got 15 Placebo Sugar pills from a reputable dealer. It only cost me 6 bucks a piece! Considering how much Acid is these days, it was quite a steal. Seeing that I am currently unemployed, and I had nothing important to do that day other than jerking off into a shot glass, I decided to take ALL FIFTEEN pills at once. I realized they were REAL placebo pills once the non-effects started not to come on. I was in for a WILD ride.
After 15-20 minutes after ingestion, I immediatley started to feel really "art-faggy" and "like a stupid hippie" I suddenly had to urge to express my self in a confused state of sobriety. It was as if, I didn't need drugs to feel like this, but, Oh how paradoxical that statement is when I was CLEARLY hallucinating sobriety.
I walked around like the Total Art Fag I am, contemplating what other marevelous effetcs I would get, and I came to the conclusion that it was going to be an intense day of sobriety, and all the shitty mindstates associated with it. I was, like, totally right.
I had really intense feelings of deja vu;to be honest it was like 3 hours straight of Deja Vu. I also developed a strong sense of emotional connection with christianity, and Wal-Mart. I felt like I was lied to my whole life. I don't need Mushrooms, Acid, or Catpiss to feel good and God...just 90 dollars worth of sugar pills and a marathon window shopping session at Wal-Mart!
After nearly spinning out from non-closed eye visuals of the blackest blackness (possibly blacker than the non-CEV's African American's get, which was a sober tripping thought; God forbid I'd ever get that racist high off of different drugs.) I went to my friends house. They were all amazed at my heroic dose, and were cracking jokes like "You are gonna give me a contact sober" and "I could sing of your love forever, Apolly"
Such bullshit. I was sick of being a Wal-Mart Christian Art-Fag. I took some Klonopin and came down real fast. Smoked a blunt, started up another Bananadine operation, and called it a day.
I wouldn't reccomend tripping off placebo pills, unless you are experienced with Wal-Mart pep rallies or Heroin.
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Edited by Apollyphelion (09/10/07 08:47 AM)
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headyfunkup
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hahahahahaa what the fuck are you tlkaing about
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: headyfunkup]
#11322209 - 10/26/09 12:26 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahahahaha ...wtf
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CaptainH13
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Best pub post in a while.
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: CaptainH13]
#11322265 - 10/26/09 12:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: walzmanm]
#11322299 - 10/26/09 12:49 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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totally dude!
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muistrue
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: CaptainH13]
#11322314 - 10/26/09 12:56 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
CaptainH13 said: Best pub post in a while.

And it was made 2 years ago.
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: muistrue]
#11322336 - 10/26/09 01:38 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can really relate to this.
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UnholyChild666
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what bumping a 2 year old thread?
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You're nuts. I like you.
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Le_Canard]
#11322359 - 10/26/09 01:50 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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2 years later and we still have no idea what he's saying.
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Phish_Dude]
#11322410 - 10/26/09 02:06 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phish_Dude said: 2 years later and we still have no idea what he's saying.
Also funny how no one responded till now, only you Apolly have the power to get the first reply 2 years later
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elementswrath
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those where some potent placebo pills.
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youbreakyoubuy
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yea, musta been pretty bangin
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Phish_Dude]
#11322466 - 10/26/09 02:24 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phish_Dude said: 2 years later and we still have no idea what he's saying.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: niteowl]
#11322496 - 10/26/09 02:38 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is part of a series of articles I wrote, all essentially "fake Trip Reports"
I have written trip reports on the following:
CP Every Drug Ever Mountain Dew Salvia 1 Million X Extract Orange and Piece of Gum Acid Tek
I think there is more. Thanks for reading, guys!
I know some of you understood this elaborate joke.
Toiletduk, you is mighty cool also!
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So your basically trolling the Pub then
Gotcha
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: niteowl]
#11322505 - 10/26/09 02:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said: So your basically trolling the Pub then
Gotcha 
With care, my friend, with care
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said:
Quote:
niteowl said: So your basically trolling the Pub then
Gotcha 
With care, my friend, with care 
moar?
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