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Trip Report---Placebo Pills
    #7391093 - 09/10/07 08:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I got 15 Placebo Sugar pills from a reputable dealer. It only cost me 6 bucks a piece! Considering how much Acid is these days, it was quite a steal. Seeing that I am currently unemployed, and I had nothing important to do that day other than jerking off into a shot glass, I decided to take ALL FIFTEEN pills at once. I realized they were REAL placebo pills once the non-effects started not to come on.
I was in for a WILD ride.

After 15-20 minutes after ingestion, I immediatley started to feel really "art-faggy" and "like a stupid hippie" I suddenly had to urge to express my self in a confused state of sobriety. It was as if, I didn't need drugs to feel like this, but, Oh how paradoxical that statement is when I was CLEARLY hallucinating sobriety.

I walked around like the Total Art Fag I am, contemplating what other marevelous effetcs I would get, and I came to the conclusion that it was going to be an intense day of sobriety, and all the shitty mindstates associated with it. I was, like, totally right.

I had really intense feelings of deja vu;to be honest it was like 3 hours straight of Deja Vu. I also developed a strong sense of emotional connection with christianity, and Wal-Mart. I felt like I was lied to my whole life. I don't need Mushrooms, Acid, or Catpiss to feel good and God...just 90 dollars worth of sugar pills and a marathon window shopping session at Wal-Mart!

After nearly spinning out from non-closed eye visuals of the blackest blackness (possibly blacker than the non-CEV's African American's get, which was a sober tripping thought; God forbid I'd ever get that racist high off of different drugs.) I went to my friends house. They were all amazed at my heroic dose, and were cracking jokes like "You are gonna give me a contact sober" and "I could sing of your love forever, Apolly"

Such bullshit. I was sick of being a Wal-Mart Christian Art-Fag. I took some Klonopin and came down real fast. Smoked a blunt, started up another Bananadine operation, and called it a day.

I wouldn't reccomend tripping off placebo pills, unless you are experienced with Wal-Mart pep rallies or Heroin.


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11322193 - 10/26/09 12:22 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

hahahahahaa what the fuck are you tlkaing about


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: headyfunkup]
    #11322209 - 10/26/09 12:26 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

hahahahaha:bigjoint:...wtf


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11322228 - 10/26/09 12:29 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Best pub post in a while.

:awesome:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: CaptainH13]
    #11322265 - 10/26/09 12:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

:awebig:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: walzmanm]
    #11322299 - 10/26/09 12:49 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

totally dude!:vaped:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: CaptainH13]
    #11322314 - 10/26/09 12:56 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CaptainH13 said:
Best pub post in a while.

:awesome:




And it was made 2 years ago. :lol:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: muistrue]
    #11322336 - 10/26/09 01:38 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I can really relate to this.


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: themostpurple]
    #11322342 - 10/26/09 01:41 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

what bumping a 2 year old thread?


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11322344 - 10/26/09 01:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're nuts. I like you. :flowers:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Le_Canard]
    #11322359 - 10/26/09 01:50 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

2 years later and we still have no idea what he's saying.:lol:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #11322410 - 10/26/09 02:06 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Phish_Dude said:
2 years later and we still have no idea what he's saying.:lol:



Also funny how no one responded till now, only you Apolly have the power to get the first reply 2 years later :dancingbacon: :ilold:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11322435 - 10/26/09 02:11 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

those where some potent placebo pills. :yesnod:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: elementswrath]
    #11322448 - 10/26/09 02:15 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

yea, musta been pretty bangin


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #11322466 - 10/26/09 02:24 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Phish_Dude said:
2 years later and we still have no idea what he's saying.:lol:




:yesnod:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: niteowl]
    #11322496 - 10/26/09 02:38 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

This is part of a series of articles I wrote, all essentially "fake Trip Reports"

I have written trip reports on the following:

CP
Every Drug Ever
Mountain Dew
Salvia 1 Million X Extract
Orange and Piece of Gum Acid Tek

I think there is more.
Thanks for reading, guys!

I know some of you understood this elaborate joke.

Toiletduk, you is mighty cool also!


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11322501 - 10/26/09 02:40 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

So your basically trolling the Pub then

Gotcha :super:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: niteowl]
    #11322505 - 10/26/09 02:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

niteowl said:
So your basically trolling the Pub then

Gotcha :super:




With care, my friend, with care :smirk:


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11322525 - 10/26/09 02:52 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
Quote:

niteowl said:
So your basically trolling the Pub then

Gotcha :super:




With care, my friend, with care :smirk:



moar?


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Re: Trip Report---Placebo Pills [Re: themostpurple]
    #11322592 - 10/26/09 03:26 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

:ilold:


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