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shroomkma
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Re: What should I say if I get caught in the field???

[Re: Silver94]
#5795873 - 06/27/06 01:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

id say have a more graffiti style aproach to it....

sus the owner out 1st... is he home?.. where is he on his land
is he in the far far shed doing something with the chickens or is he inside his house maken dinner...

knowing the where abouts of him would make it alota more resureing ur not gonna get cort..

a graffiti writer gets his work up on a train with out being seen or heard... ... i take mushroom hunting the same way... if ur not seen or heard... you aint gonna get dicked.... simple as that...

so yeah know where the dude is ... find a couple diffrent ways in/out KNOW THE AREA BETTER THEN THE DUDE WHO OWNS THE LAND!!!!!!!!!!

eh yes u could allways ask the owner... but fuck i love tresspassing into peoples massive backyards (pine trees) and knowing u know extacly where the guy is.. how long uve got to pick... and if u get seen the fun part RUNNING AND GETTING AWAY!!!!!!!!!! and yelling back at him/her "SHROOM ON MOTHER FUCKER!" when ur good few 100 meters away :P

just the way i look at it... bit more of a rush ... but eh there is times when theres 2 many shrooms to hunt... and the bag is to heavey to run with lmao and uve jsut spent 2hrs in a park on a main road... and just saw pigs drive past hahahahaha

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SenselessRebel
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Registered: 05/20/06
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Re: What should I say if I get caught in the field???

[Re: shroomkma]
#5800585 - 06/28/06 07:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

dude just make yourself get a boner as they walk up to you and be like when they ask you waht your doing say "i can't tell you" and like play like your embarrassed and like shit like that and then eventually come out and say you have a fetish for mushrooms or some creepy shit like that. but ...ummm...dono how a chick would do it...guess a strap on would work :smile:

:) but donno i could suggest other better things for a chick to do with a strapon :smile:

haha don't worry ladies im harmless just jokeing around :smile:

but yea or you could just say like play stupid and then be like "oh shit you think im gonna eat these!!!" and be like " HELLL NO!!! I"LL DIE!!!" hahaha they wouldn't know the difference from a moreal to a pslio, to amanita.
pease out shroomery
-SenselessRebel

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Feanor

Registered: 05/07/06
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Re: What should I say if I get caught in the field???

[Re: SenselessRebel]
#5801095 - 06/28/06 10:19 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Just don't wear a tie dye t shirt man.

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