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OfflineLightningfractal
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Funny, award-winning excuses heard for the explaining of cheating by your mate...
    #7382492 - 09/08/07 04:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My personal favorite:

"I didn't mean to."

hahaha

:orly:

So you slipped and fell and your vagina accidentally landed on his cock then? Why not just tell the truth and say I fucked someone else because I'm such a dirty little slut?

At least then I'd just say "Oh..., O.K.well cool then! C'mon let's go fuck some more people! Jump in, I'll drive!!!"

I've wished probably a million times that if it was to go down, that it should have gone down exactly like that...

But she "Didn't mean to" The fucking selfish bitch! There's nothing worse in the world than a self-centered whore! We could have gone out and fucked the whole city, but instead she was intent on breaking my heart. So I bled out into her hands.

What's your favorite one?


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OfflineSeussA
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Re: Funny, award-winning excuses heard for the explaining of cheating by your mate... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7399647 - 09/12/07 06:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

From EdTV (I think), something along the lines of "I couldn't help it. Guys are the gas, woman are the breaks."


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Re: Funny, award-winning excuses heard for the explaining of cheating by your mate... [Re: Seuss]
    #7399688 - 09/12/07 07:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"i was living in a false reality where I thought I could get away with anything"


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