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Anonymous #1

Hello my name is Anonymous and I am an alcoholic.
    #7382448 - 09/08/07 03:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I've been struggling with alcohol addicting for the past 30 years. There are things I have done while under the influence that I believe you would not be able to fathom. For instance starting in the month of May 2006 I went on a bender and decided it would be a grand idea to go outside and piss in the kiddy pool on the side of the house every time I had to relieve myself. This went on for about 2 months. It got to the point where the pool was chuck full of piss and there were all sorts of insects swarming feasting on my waste. So one day in a drunken stupor it's 98 degrees outside and I forget the fact that I've been pissing in this pool for the last 2 months and decide I want to lay down and cool off. So I lay down in this pile of piss swamp and I'm enjoying myself until reality kicked in and I hopped out and was covered in my own piss and dead insects. Upon further inspection I see the carcass of a dead squirrel lying in my cesspool. At this point I'm fucking trippin out. It's like what the fuck do you do here? You've just laid down in a pile of your own piss and dead animal carcasses and were thoroughly enjoying it at that! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! Right then and there I poured out all of the liquor in my house and swore that I'd never drink a single drop again.

Well that didn't last very long. About a week later I got drunk again and did something unbelievably fucked. This was fucked on a whole other level, so fucked that I almost killed myself after I had realized what I'd done. While in my stupor I broke into the neighbors house, captured his dog, chopped its head clean off and left it sitting on the back porch for him to find when he got home from work. I sat in my drunken state watching from afar with binoculars, poised to jump up and charge him at any second. I'm sure by now you're wondering what my reason for hating him so much was aren't you? This man was myself and it was my dog I had just finished beheading.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hello my name is Anonymous and I am an alcoholic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382453 - 09/08/07 03:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If that isn't reason enough to quit my teeth are rotting out of my head:



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Anonymous #2

Re: Hello my name is Anonymous and I am an alcoholic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7386383 - 09/09/07 12:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Let go of your ego, and leave the doggies alone.


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