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OfflineLightningfractal
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I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word...
    #7382224 - 09/08/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

...and that it is a word that we as mortal human beings could never even begin to comprehend.

Plus, I think he knows a bunch of other words.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382232 - 09/08/07 01:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

nu uh


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OfflineLightningfractal
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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #7382234 - 09/08/07 01:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

uh huh!


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382239 - 09/08/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:flowstone:


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: FecalDildo]
    #7382245 - 09/08/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

heh yup! Life is funny sometimes...

Guaranteed by the U.S.D.A.!

:flowstone:


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #7382319 - 09/08/07 01:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Don't you wanna know what the word was?


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382346 - 09/08/07 01:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No.


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OfflineLightningfractal
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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: FecalDildo]
    #7382363 - 09/08/07 01:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?

"No" is definately a word that mortal humans cannot comprehend!

Yer a friggin genius!


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382367 - 09/08/07 01:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: FecalDildo]
    #7382374 - 09/08/07 02:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Try again, it almost worked!


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382376 - 09/08/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: FecalDildo]
    #7382378 - 09/08/07 02:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nope, I still see just one moon. There must be something lacking in your technique!


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382379 - 09/08/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382389 - 09/08/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

God is a
donkey dicked
son of a bitch
thunder fuck


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7382418 - 09/08/07 02:36 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm jotting all this down in my scratch pad. Naughty, naughty!


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7382473 - 09/08/07 03:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm God's hall monitor...

Biatch.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382491 - 09/08/07 04:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

read Richard Dawkins: The god delusion
then return to discuss this.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: druqs]
    #7382500 - 09/08/07 04:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If I am a delusion, then so is God, and so are you.

Life came into existence because it kick-started itself from out of nowhere then right?


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: druqs]
    #7382501 - 09/08/07 04:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I thought you weren't supposed to bring God up in Pubs?


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Middleman]
    #7382504 - 09/08/07 04:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Christ, is God banned too?


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Middleman]
    #7382507 - 09/08/07 04:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

life came into existence from tiny fragements and gasses merging together and evolving over time. its true look it up...


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: blood4blood]
    #7382509 - 09/08/07 04:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Where do I look? In books written by men who didn't see this happen either?


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382511 - 09/08/07 04:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Lightningfractal said:
Christ, is God banned too?




:lol: WTF I've been a Mod for years and I ban ONE person and already I get a bad rep. ?


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382513 - 09/08/07 04:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i believe that word was intended for you and it was "homo"

think about it.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #7382515 - 09/08/07 04:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yuor just a spoke in a wheel preaching to the condemed anyways and nobody wants to hear. take your love for god to church tomorrow.


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Re: I believe God created the universe by speaking a single word... [Re: blood4blood]
    #7382519 - 09/08/07 04:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Churches should be burned to the ground. Waste of trees! Planet Earth is my church!


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