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Offlineashfiken
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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7383445 - 09/08/07 11:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"im sooo fucked up" (if alcohol is also involved) or
"Dude..., its cashed" or maybe
"Quit talkin and hit its its not a goddamn microphone!"


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"I'm naked and fearless... And my fear is naked."

"life isn't worth living without the threat of death"

"I got my plans in a ziploc bag, let's see how unproductive we can be"

"nobody lives their lives fully except for bull fighters"

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OfflineRagus
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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: ashfiken]
    #7383567 - 09/08/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"we rollin another?" xD


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: Ragus]
    #7383622 - 09/08/07 12:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

pass that shit


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OfflineHeffy
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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: Ragus]
    #7383623 - 09/08/07 12:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

One time this dude got on the streetcar, and I just knew he was on acid right away. He kept switching seats, and then her sat down near me.

He started hugging his legs(typical) and staring at stuff while going "huhuhuhuhu.....oh shit!" over and over again.

At this point I was almost %100 sure he was on acid.
That's when he suddenly leans over and yells "THIS IS THE BEST TRIPLE STACKED BLUE MERCEDES EVER! I LOVE ACID!!! I LOVE COLLEGE!!....PARKDALE!!!"

Then he tried to sell me some shrooms for $40 an 1/8. I didn't buy any.

Another time I was at this hippy party and everyone was tripping. This one dude was so high, he was just rolling around on the ground. I thought he was having a bad trip so I asked him what was going on. He just kept saying "it's ok guys, I'm just being a lighter."

He thought he was a cigarette lighter.


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: Heffy]
    #7383639 - 09/08/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

BACKDOOR!!!


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: GCshroomer]
    #7383653 - 09/08/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

whats my name... skip?


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... *DELETED* [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
    #7383699 - 09/08/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: this never happened



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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: acommunistspy]
    #7384130 - 09/08/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

stoner talk . lol

Man'
fuck'
whatever'
dude'
ughhh'


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: RandomHero]
    #7386588 - 09/09/07 02:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hmm i changed my mind after the past few days
the top three are
(and this is with over sixty people over a span of 2 days((i wrote it down :laugh:)))

3. dude...lets get something to eat

2. man (dude, bro, holmes can all be used interchangably) can we make some waffles?

1. the number one all time stoned saying
how much money do we have?


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: bud4ever]
    #7395042 - 09/11/07 03:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

1. the number one all time stoned saying
how much money do we have?




lol,, i say the number one word is LIGHTER


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: learysprotoge]
    #7395125 - 09/11/07 04:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

stop nigger lipping that shit

hit it already

lighter?

this shit is pretty good.


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... *DELETED* [Re: pong]
    #7395130 - 09/11/07 04:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: Chubba]
    #7395131 - 09/11/07 04:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"We're just getting started, maaaan"

This is after smoking shit tons of doobies already.


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7395243 - 09/11/07 06:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

'who's got the lighter?'


followed by half an hour of frantic searching , everyone going 'I DONT HAVE IT ITS NOT IN MY POCKET'


to later find out that someone does, in fact, have it in their pocket or have just been holding it and have been too stoned to notice.

Often perhaps after trekking ten minutes to the shop to buy a new one... and a spare one in case the new one gets lost, and some chips, and coke, and jelly babies, and ice cream, and BBQ shapes.... etc


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7395281 - 09/11/07 06:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

the bowls kicked


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you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: thedudenj]
    #7395451 - 09/11/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"who's got a lighter"
"its cashed...fuck it let me see it"
"got 5 on it"
"u gon pass that shit or what"
"i dont got no money but i can fade the wrap"


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: PsychdlcMes3]
    #7395528 - 09/11/07 08:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"I have no idea what's going on right now"

or

"Dude, I am out of my fuckin mind right now.."

Those are the two most common phrases I hear within my group of friends.


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: MorphMan]
    #7395820 - 09/11/07 11:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

im so high
im so hungry

and lots of mans and dudes


that is what i always hear..


and, right now, i am so high...:smirk:


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7398880 - 09/11/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"Wait, where's the fucking weed?"


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Life is just a flashback...


I may have gone a bit too far, I fear
Will I get out of it this time?
What was I thinking, taking this leap
I thought I knew where we would go
If only I knew, I had no idea.


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Re: The six most common words spoken by anyone high... [Re: shadowed]
    #7398931 - 09/11/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

250 micrograms per hit................lol


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[quote]Me_Roy said:
You moron. Material is material is material.  No 'thing' fixes any situation.  If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
Thanks shroomery.


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