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 TheShroomHermit
Divine Hermit of the Everything
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 Why did God give me a brain and a penis 
#737349 - 07/10/02 04:51 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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but not enough blood to run them both?
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WildLASER
Infinity In AGrain Of Salt
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#737361 - 07/10/02 04:55 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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for the girls you would pass on if that blood were in the right head.
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Larrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
Registered: 07/19/00
Posts: 11,004
Loc: further down the spiral
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#737385 - 07/10/02 05:05 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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franklin right?
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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 thePatient
Criminal Bodhisattva
Registered: 07/07/02
Posts: 3,289
Loc: Indiana
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 Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#737391 - 07/10/02 05:07 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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wasnt that a joke from Robin Williams?
"God gave man both penis and brain, but not enough blood to use them at the same time" ?
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TheShroomHermit
Divine Hermit of the Everything
Registered: 02/19/02
Posts: 7,575
Loc: border of Canada and Mexi...
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: thePatient]
#737409 - 07/10/02 05:15 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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I saw it on a bumper sticker.
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Larrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
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Posts: 11,004
Loc: further down the spiral
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: thePatient]
#737442 - 07/10/02 05:26 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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i think ben franklin said it...
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Anonymous
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#737469 - 07/10/02 05:36 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get plenty of exercise, drink plenty of fluids, eat red meat. Follow these simple guidelines and both heads should be able to co-exist on the same host with minimal problems.
Oh, and don't forget to masturbate regularly - keeps Willy from intruding on your thoughts.
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Sclorch
Clyster
Registered: 07/12/99
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#737696 - 07/10/02 07:07 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Have you actually ever seen YOUR brain? I mean, your brain is supposedly encased in your skull. Unless you've had a severe open head wound that exposed your brain (and you were somehow conscious enough to look in a mirror at yourself), can you really ASSUME that you have a brain? Oh sure, you can see your penis, but I doubt you have a brain... why else would you believe in God?
Did you like the little unnecessary ad hominem at the end there? 
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raytrace
Stranger
Registered: 01/15/02
Posts: 720
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: ]
#738377 - 07/11/02 05:34 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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what is it with red meat?
so, vegetarians have got problems keeping their heads up?
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Anonymous
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#738388 - 07/11/02 05:36 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you would learn to balance your animal nature with your rational nature.
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raytrace
Stranger
Registered: 01/15/02
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: Sclorch]
#738395 - 07/11/02 05:39 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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He, sure is a dishonest God. Giving all the brains to Sclorch, leaving a couple of neurons for the rest of us.
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Autonomous
MysteriousStranger
Registered: 05/10/02
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Loc: U.S.S.A.
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#739418 - 07/11/02 12:33 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Would you rather have a vagina and no brain?
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-- Mark Twain
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Revelation
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 Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: Sclorch]
#739436 - 07/11/02 12:41 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sclorch is right. You are being fed propaganda by your Government. We don't have any internal organs either, we are in fact beings composed of white light.
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francisco
Richman Sporeman
Registered: 01/15/02
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Loc: USA
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#751174 - 07/16/02 02:08 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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You must have a big brain.
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erectronik
newbie
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: ]
#752351 - 07/17/02 12:09 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you would learn to balance your animal nature with your rational nature.
Right-fucking-on. Insightful.
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