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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Why did God give me a brain and a penis
    #737349 - 07/10/02 06:51 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

but not enough blood to run them both?


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OfflineWildLASER
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #737361 - 07/10/02 06:55 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

for the girls you would pass on if that blood were in the right head.


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OfflineLarrythescaryrexS
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #737385 - 07/10/02 07:05 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

franklin right?


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #737391 - 07/10/02 07:07 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

wasnt that a joke from Robin Williams?

"God gave man both penis and brain, but not enough blood to use them at the same time" ?


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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: thePatient]
    #737409 - 07/10/02 07:15 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

I saw it on a bumper sticker.


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: thePatient]
    #737442 - 07/10/02 07:26 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

i think ben franklin said it...


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #737469 - 07/10/02 07:36 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Get plenty of exercise, drink plenty of fluids, eat red meat. Follow these simple guidelines and both heads should be able to co-exist on the same host with minimal problems.


Oh, and don't forget to masturbate regularly - keeps Willy from intruding on your thoughts.


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #737696 - 07/10/02 09:07 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Have you actually ever seen YOUR brain? I mean, your brain is supposedly encased in your skull. Unless you've had a severe open head wound that exposed your brain (and you were somehow conscious enough to look in a mirror at yourself), can you really ASSUME that you have a brain? Oh sure, you can see your penis, but I doubt you have a brain... why else would you believe in God?


Did you like the little unnecessary ad hominem at the end there?


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: ]
    #738377 - 07/11/02 07:34 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

what is it with red meat?
so, vegetarians have got problems keeping their heads up?


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #738388 - 07/11/02 07:36 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

So you would learn to balance your animal nature with your rational nature.


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: Sclorch]
    #738395 - 07/11/02 07:39 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

He, sure is a dishonest God. Giving all the brains to Sclorch, leaving a couple of neurons for the rest of us.


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #739418 - 07/11/02 02:33 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Would you rather have a vagina and no brain?


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: Sclorch]
    #739436 - 07/11/02 02:41 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Sclorch is right. You are being fed propaganda by your Government. We don't have any internal organs either, we are in fact beings composed of white light.


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #751174 - 07/16/02 04:08 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

You must have a big brain.


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Re: Why did God give me a brain and a penis [Re: ]
    #752351 - 07/17/02 02:09 AM (15 years, 14 days ago)

So you would learn to balance your animal nature with your rational nature.

Right-fucking-on. Insightful.


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