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Ellis Dee
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September: Free Prostate Exams
#7362076 - 09/02/07 03:43 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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In September, Prostate Health Month, most hospitals and many urology practices offer free examinations. Make your arrangements. It could save your life.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Ellis Dee
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Re: September: Free Prostate Exams [Re: Ellis Dee]
#7362079 - 09/02/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Also be aware of the symptoms you should not ignore
Signs and symptoms Prostate cancer often doesn't produce any symptoms in its early stages. That's why many cases of prostate cancer aren't detected until it has spread beyond the prostate.
When signs and symptoms do occur, they may include the following:
Dull pain in your lower pelvic area Urgency of urination Difficulty starting urination Pain during urination Weak urine flow and dribbling Intermittent urine flow A sensation that your bladder doesn't empty Frequent urination at night Blood in your urine Painful ejaculation General pain in your lower back, hips or upper thighs Loss of appetite and weight
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Re: September: Free Prostate Exams [Re: Ellis Dee]
#7362274 - 09/02/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh God! No guys coming here wanting that! For September our clinic will just give prostate health packs for free - I don't want that and I damn sure don't want to perform it!  God! Go home and when you are playing at sex with your friend (whoever) just say "By the way, push in and down and if I spew, good - if it feels like a hard walnut is in there, I'm calling curenado!" September is the new month in the US where guys get it up the ass official to commemorate the rest of the days of the year!

I'm gonna have fun with this though - I'm going to let on like I'm ready to do it and you're supposed to "Oh yeah! It's prostate month!" to freak out my guys for a minute and then say "Ha-ha! Just kidding!"
(Hey - I'm having some fun. It's ok. Nonetheless, I ain't proc'ing my male patients this month. We don't like each other that much!)
-------------------- Yours in the Natural State! "The woods are lovely, dark and deep; but I have patches to keep, and jars to sterilize before I sleep...."
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