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Invisibletiny_rabid_birds
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my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannson
    #7354112 - 08/30/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannson [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354114 - 08/30/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

he definately has the gh3yz.

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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354123 - 08/30/07 10:48 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

hah wtf?

:poopbanana:


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: aDoS]
    #7354138 - 08/30/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

WTF are those things?
Road warrior time piece?


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: Great Scott]
    #7354144 - 08/30/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

steampunk is this geeky artistic movement based around an old west-like post-apocalyptic world. think fallout made into real lifez. it's actually pretty cool stuff.... but fuck if i'd pass up sex with scarlett johansson for anything.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: Great Scott]
    #7354147 - 08/30/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
WTF are those things?
Road warrior time piece?



Yes lol.

And ya, hes gay.

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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354519 - 08/31/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)



he's teh ghey


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: Colbadol]
    #7354528 - 08/31/07 12:53 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

holy christ... i would literally stab myself to be with her. and seeing as how she's a goddess and all, i'm sure copulating with her would heal my wounds instantaneously anyways.

seriously though... she give me erections.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354534 - 08/31/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

$5 says TRB is rubbing one out right now.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: jewunit]
    #7354535 - 08/31/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

And another $5 says he's done already.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354542 - 08/31/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

he is so gay it might be contagious.

be careful

the spice expands conciousness and extends life
it is also vital to space travel.

unts ahts unts ahts
etc.

travel without moving....

unts ahts unts ahts
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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: jewunit]
    #7354543 - 08/31/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

i'd be a liar if i said i wasn't considering it.  and i am sitting in the nude.  but i figured i'd wait until i'm ready to pass out.  puts me out like no other.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: pong]
    #7354547 - 08/31/07 01:01 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

pong said:
he is so gay it might be contagious.

be careful

the spice expands conciousness and extends life
it is also vital to space travel.

unts ahts unts ahts
etc.

travel without moving....

unts ahts unts ahts
etc........
..




wtf just happened here? were you like.. typing the techno noises people make with their mouths? that's a little strange.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354549 - 08/31/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)



wow :quagmire:

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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7354563 - 08/31/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
steampunk is this geeky artistic movement based around an old west-like post-apocalyptic world. think fallout made into real lifez. it's actually pretty cool stuff.... but fuck if i'd pass up sex with scarlett johansson for anything.




William Gibson and Bruce Sterling co-wrote a Steampunk novel called, "The Difference Engine," back in the late-'80s. They may have coined the term, but I'm not sure. Gibson certainly coined the term cyberspace.

That being said, I'd still much rather have sex with Scarlett Johannson. Especially if she stayed for breakfast the next morning.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7355348 - 08/31/07 10:02 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:

pong said:
he is so gay it might be contagious.

be careful

the spice expands conciousness and extends life
it is also vital to space travel.

unts ahts unts ahts
etc.

travel without moving....

unts ahts unts ahts
etc........
..




wtf just happened here? were you like.. typing the techno noises people make with their mouths? that's a little strange.




I think it's part of a song by psytrance group Astral Projection


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: Wysefool]
    #7355399 - 08/31/07 10:21 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Wysefool said:
Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:

pong said:
he is so gay it might be contagious.

be careful

the spice expands conciousness and extends life
it is also vital to space travel.

unts ahts unts ahts
etc.

travel without moving....

unts ahts unts ahts
etc........
..




wtf just happened here? were you like.. typing the techno noises people make with their mouths? that's a little strange.




I think it's part of a song by psytrance group Astral Projection



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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7355412 - 08/31/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

gay gay gay, totally gay.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7356344 - 08/31/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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holy christ... i would literally stab myself to be with her.




my friend says "thats pretty sad"


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: PDU]
    #7356625 - 08/31/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i wouldn't stab to kill.

just like, in the leg or arm.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7356650 - 08/31/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I would rather have sex with Scarlett Johansson


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7356659 - 08/31/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

let's all have sex with scarlett johansson!

how've the first couple weeks of class been for you?


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7356669 - 08/31/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
let's all have sex with scarlett johansson!






me first!


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: automan]
    #7356678 - 08/31/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

fuck that!  you have a wife from whom i'm sure you get regular sex!  :crankey:

it was my idea!

edit:  post 3666.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7356697 - 08/31/07 05:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

My classes are pretty good. What have you been up to?


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7356773 - 08/31/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

work and class. this semester shouldn't be too terrible for the most part. although i've got two pretty huge term papers due in november, but i'll deal with that as it comes.


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7356847 - 08/31/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I have a lot of papers this semester. I only have class on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday though, so yah!


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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannson *DELETED* [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7356861 - 08/31/07 06:22 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: PJDIDDLE]
    #7356867 - 08/31/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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If the shroomery doesn’t already have an official Scarlet Johansson picture thread we are in desperate need of one.




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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannson [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14317323 - 04/19/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fuckin weird..

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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannson [Re: hunnybunny420]
    #14317453 - 04/19/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Almost as weird as bumping 3 year old threads.  :feelsweirdman:

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Re: my roommate just said he'd rather have some steampunk watch than have sex with scarlett johannso [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14317584 - 04/19/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Script said:
If the shroomery doesn’t already have an official Scarlet Johansson picture thread we are in desperate need of one.






So, uh... Did this ever happen? :whacker:

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