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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: indica]
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You hate slaughter?


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: downforpot]
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only when i'm not the butcher, my good sir.

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: DistortedEyes]
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I really think that your best bet is to call up a chick friend and ask her out for a day of shopping. Or maybe a guy friend who's style you admire.

Good luck!


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: CherryBom]
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chicks are terrible for clothes advice for men. well, in my experience anyway.

a lot of my friends are pretty boys, and they insist on coming with me when i buy clothes cuz i tend to just buy total bullshit

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: indica]
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You cant just take any run of the mill slut shopping, shes got be somewhat classy with an obvious sense of style. Girls who wear shorts that say slut on the ass are no good. I used to have serious doubts about what my girlfriend would pick out for me, but then id start to wear them and realize she was right.

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: djcube]
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if a girl wants to dress you, then there's something wrong.

IMO, women should only ever want to be with you when you're naked. NO exceptions.

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: DistortedEyes]
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Some basics,
Sport Coat- 1 wool,brown or black,1 lightweight cotton or linen
Khakis and/or wool pants
collared shirts,short and long sleeve
black shoes(not tennis shoes)loafers or tassel loafers
brown shoes
Tennis shoes(white)or otherwise are for workouts and play ONLY
ties
Brown and Black belts
Dark dyed jeans,not scuffed up or ripped,torn etc.
at least one suit(bought as a set or one you piece together)


    The older you get you will appreciate this look better,you'll also get more attention and respect(from your peers,and the general public) conforming to a certain dress in public.


    I personally like to wear a brown wool jacket over a nice T-shirt or silk T with a nice pair of khakis or jeans,brown or black shoes(and belt to match.Very comfy,very stylish,always.(unless you are in S.centrals ghetto,but maybe then even:grin:)


    Get a pair of penny loafers,very versatile comfy shoe.Can be worn with or without socks and shorts,also Sperry topsiders or similar shoe.NEVER pay full price for anything if you can help it.Do your spring shopping in the winter after spring(Dillard's or a similar store always marks their stuff down to 75%)and your winter shopping in the spring.ALWAYS check the sales racks,you never know what is hiding in them,take the time to really shop,ask the guys for assistance,they can be really helpful.(look to see if they are dressed well of course)and don't be afraid if they are gay,get over it,you'll be glad you did.

    Try muted colors,and earth tones if you don't like bright colors,hold them up to yourself and look to see if the colors match your skin,eyes.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Yea, if you want to look like woody allen

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Nautica hat, nautica shorts, striped polo, and nike airs. Who can guess who Im describing?


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: djcube]
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Timeless classy dresser,always fits in.This may be what he is looking for,if not nix the jacket,go for a long sleeve collared shirt over the T.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: DistortedEyes]
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My tip would be don't ask the Shroomery for fashion advice.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: TurntableJunky]
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An idiot that can't dress well.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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:nonono: Fucking lads.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: jewunit]
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:grin: No doubt.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay? [Re: DistortedEyes]
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fashion tips:

dread locks. these command respect and people will think you're a deep thinking, usually obtained by rubbing your own feces into your hair. if you can't afford your own poop, try dog shit, if not that, then the wax from your ears.

scuffy hemp clothing. the more holes, the better. John Butler would approve of this.

Super baggy pants with no belt that appear to have been knitted by a delerious, 95 year old heroin addict. are only there to serve one purpose: for you to keep pulling them up all the time.

No shoes, or things. This is for the 'boho look'

and finally, make sure to roll around in some high quality shit, to make it seem like ur livin the life. out in the wild, as god intended. rolling in your own shit.

fuck yeah

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: indica]
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xk3m_indica said:
button up shirts, maybe some with patterns, but a necklace and a nice black tank top underneath with top buttons umndone always goes down well, jeans that aren't too baggy and aren't too tight,
Not those shitty Oakley style sports sunglasses, you want nice shades that look badass.




I agree with this statement. Though i wear black socks with everything.
I find that a pair of ncie black trainers and a pair of white once goes with just about anything and looks good.
So jeans with a nice wash, black or white trainers, button up shirt with white or black tank top underneath (or nothing) will make you look sexy for the ladies.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: Scarfmeister]
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skate shoes, baggy pants, t shirt, hoody ... thats the way to roll

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: Psilobuds]
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Maybe in highschool. But if you want to be taken seriously as a playa you better dress the part.


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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: Psilobuds]
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Quote:
skate shoes, baggy pants, t shirt, hoody ... thats the way to roll


if you want to look like a skater. The guys trying to look respectable and smart, not like a 16 year old.

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Re: can anyone give me any tips on smart looking clothes that don't look gay [Re: Psilobuds]
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yup. Lately I've been trying to dress like classy mobster style, but sometimes when I'm hungover i tend to go clothes shopping for some stupid reason and come away with clothes that arent so bad but arenbt the best. i've been meaning to pick it up and go seriously suits and shades, but my budget is fecked

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