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kanglow
Stranger with Candy



Registered: 10/28/09
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Hellboy]
#11336718 - 10/28/09 07:05 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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"I can't even put my words into words right now." my roommate
"There's a lot of evil faces in these walls. It's quite unsettling." a close friend
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alternatereality
Explorer



Registered: 02/08/09
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: kanglow]
#11336786 - 10/28/09 07:46 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Oh no, my teeth are breaking! Now girls will never want to touch my penis again!"
He was eating bagel chips.
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FlickeryVision
Magic Professor



Registered: 03/17/09
Posts: 554
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: oobajoob]
#11338137 - 10/28/09 12:27 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- Anyone in the Netherlands or London, UK looking to sell or just
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GreenMachine
The Magician



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Quote:
alternatereality said: "Now girls will never want to touch my penis again!
Ive said this before, when I was rendered impotent from being so high on (substances) I thought it was dying so I kept asking for someone to give it mouth to mouth
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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Quote:
FlickeryVision said:

-------------------- Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu.. *Cough* *Cough* Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu... At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.
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irapen00bz
Kills Fascists



Registered: 08/26/09
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I`ve been reading this thread for the past hour and have died laughing for most of the past 60 minutes
I must say, fucking hilarious
mine is my signature
-------------------- "hey man, what if winter just got really high, and forgot to be cold? that would be awesome."
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volkstypeone
Stranger

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: irapen00bz]
#11340119 - 10/28/09 04:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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i left a voicemail on my friends phone.
"Kriss, Have you ever looked at grass and said wahoo? I mean its fucking everywhere, and its green.. Oh holy shit im sinking into it. Gotta go"
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



Registered: 10/16/09
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(half and hour of chatting pure faeces followed by) my head would explode if i even began to know what I was talking about
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FlickeryVision
Magic Professor



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silosighbin
this is the apocalypse



Registered: 05/17/09
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Quote:
GreenMachine said: I thought it was dying so I kept asking for someone to give it mouth to mouth
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medsn
Natural Born Farmer


Registered: 06/11/09
Posts: 279
Loc: Club Tropicana, UK
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: silosighbin]
#11352296 - 10/30/09 02:22 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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"I feel like I could breathe out forever".
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My job makes me unhappy but that's alright because when I get home I get in my spaceship and she tells me everything is going to be OK.
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x Ju x
Aubergine Of The Sun



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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: medsn]
#11356596 - 10/31/09 09:55 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I walked across the room holding a roll of paper towels.
R: What is that? Documents? Me: No? it's paper towels. Why would I have documents? ....and who the fuck would trust me enough to give me important documents in the first place?
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luxoria
Psychonaut


Registered: 07/21/09
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: EdWalker69]
#11357150 - 10/31/09 12:05 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
EdWalker69 said: I had a friend once who was stoned and giving me a lift somewhere as we are driving along he starts swerving a little on the road. I asked him "wtf are you doing" he replied with.
"dodging the blue shells, fucking mario!"
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mataylor
Traveler


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: luxoria]
#11357169 - 10/31/09 12:08 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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"pootie tang"
-------------------- Dont take my demons away, my angels may flee too. fuck it dude, lets go bowling.
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oobajoob
blunt rolling master



Registered: 07/06/09
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: mataylor]
#11359886 - 10/31/09 08:42 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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i was tripping with this girl last night, and her mom came home and tripped us out. she was completley sober while we were eating 5.5 grams of some potent cubes in her living room.
"what the fuck are you guys eating??"
"mushrooms mrs robin, want some?"
"naah, fuck all that, ill just smoke my weed."
she went away to talk on the phone.....then she came outsde when i was sitting on the front porch at 2 in the morning smoking a cigarette at the peak of my trip.
"so, what do those mushrooms do to you? how do they feel?"
"mrs robin, have you seen the part of the matrix where neo realises he's "the one?"
"yeah...when he sees all the binary codes and shit?"
"yeah, thats all i fucking see right now"
*laughs hysterically and goes inside"
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aspore
myconaut



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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: oobajoob]
#11375449 - 11/03/09 09:08 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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My friend was sitting on top of a stump, on a hill , on halloween. The moon was shining behind him and we had been chopping wood for our fire. He was holding an axe and it reminded me of this magic card.

So I was sitting there and all the sudden I just jumped up and yelled:
"Your a fucking yard ninja man!"
Funny. As. Hell. Then.
not so much now...
Got some L and nugs coming tonight, I'm gonna post a good one here whenever I get to that point.
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aspore
myconaut



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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: aspore]
#11375453 - 11/03/09 09:09 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Page 100. woot.
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Mush_Noob09
Friend



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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: aspore]
#11375821 - 11/03/09 10:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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me: Hey My friend: hey
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drunkenlawngnome
The Candy Man Can


Registered: 08/05/08
Posts: 1,224
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Mush_Noob09]
#11376075 - 11/03/09 10:54 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shpongle1


Registered: 10/20/09
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Sitting in my friends basement...midway through an intense mushroom trip.
Three of us relaxing...it had been silent for about 5-10 mins. Suddenly out of nowhere, and with unexpected intensity...
"Yo, what the fuck kind of freaks walk around town on the streets at night?!!"
I still laugh out loud about that one.
-------------------- There are more people imprisoned for the commission of drug offenses in the United States - close to 500,000 - than are incarcerated in England, France, Germany, and Japan for all crimes combined. Examined in another way, the United States has 100,000 more people incarcerated for nonviolent drug offenses than all the countries of the European Union combined, despite the fact that the European Union has 100 million more citizens.
- "Drugs and Drug Policy: The Control of Consciousness Alteration, 2007.
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