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BrandNoob
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7336037 - 08/26/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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"It feels like. . . high school."
"I'm melting electrically into the wall!"
But the funniest thing ever was when my old roommate mowed the lawn. At night. With a broken lawnmower. On a yard that had more dirt and weeds than grass.
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toytown
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: kidaihuan]
#7336049 - 08/26/07 11:40 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ye, lol he was cuddling a huge turdite, moment of madness.
She doesn't look bad at all but even she will admit she does smell like poop, probably because she poops herself, and eats poop, and showers with liquid poop.
I dunno, maybe i didn't tell the story right, probably because i'm drug free at the moment, it WAS his girlfriend he was in bed with, fuck knows what was going through his head at the time, dunno who or what he thought it was he was cuddling.
In retrospect, giving him e was probably a mistake on my part, half a joint and he's one insane mofo of a guy, but as far as entertainment goes, he's one of the best, a funny, funny guy.
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indica


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: BrandNoob]
#7336058 - 08/26/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrandNoob said:
But the funniest thing ever was when my old roommate mowed the lawn. At night. With a broken lawnmower. On a yard that had more dirt and weeds than grass.
HAHAHAHAHAA that was pwn
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MorphMan
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7336146 - 08/26/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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First time I met Alice Dee I dropped two tabs with a friend. I vaguely remember my friend suddenly explaining reality and breaking it down on a cosmic level. He went on and on for about 5 minutes straight about the boundaries of time and the unraveling of cosmic fibers. Then, as soon as he finished, he stopped, turned to me, and said, "I don't know what the fuck I just said." We died laughing for a good couple of minutes and when we regained our composure, we tried having a different conversation. For some reason every conversation was about the same exact thing except we didn't realize it until after the conversation was done. Every time we realized it we would shit our pants laughing.
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toytown
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: MorphMan]
#7336173 - 08/26/07 12:24 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I shit my pants laughing once, which made me laugh, which made me shit my pants, which in turn made me laugh again, i could go on..
Lol, loving this thread.
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Placeholder
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7336203 - 08/26/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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My friend and I were walking down the street talking as he was on two tabs of very good acid. I had cut my foot on a piece of glass earlier, and he was concerned. A cop car started going by us very slowly, and he said 'Dude, maybe we should ask for a ride back to the party, your foot is cut'. At that point i reminded him that his pupils were so big that they had blocked out all the colour from his eyes, we both had acid and weed in our pockets, he kept talking about things that weren't there, and that the party he was talking about was a bunch of people high as hell, naked and painted in rainbow.
"well, yeah, i guess that was a pretty fuckin stupid idea"
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Legoulash
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Placeholder]
#7336232 - 08/26/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Dude look at all these balls! Their everywhere, what do I do man Im trippin all over em. Im Trippin ballz man!"
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opensaysme
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Placeholder]
#7336235 - 08/26/07 12:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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so my friends any i were out of our minds on a large dose of DOC at our college dorms. we left the sanctuary of our room and walked into the hallway, all four of us. It was then we realized we had no idea why we were in the hallway or where we were going. We proceeded to have a loud, heated conversation about where we might be going and why we werent sure, at 4am the RA.s didnt appreciate that much. We realized that we wanted to go outside for a cig, you cant smoke indoors here, so we walked down the hall to the elevators. we get into the elevators and just continue our conversation, laughing and shit; a good five minutes later we realize its taking a very long time to get to the lobby. finally after a couple more minutes of confusion we realized that we've not yet pressed the button and have been on the same floor for almost ten minutes. these are one of those situations when a sitter would've been helpful lol. not really a quote but i find it funny nonetheless
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ThePeruvianTorch
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: opensaysme]
#7336292 - 08/26/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Dude, I found this electric bow-tie in your closet, can i use it for a minute"
my friends where on heroic doses of shrooms when one found my old rabbit ears for my t.v. which happened to look kinda like a bow-tie...
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blkjkrabbit
Registered: 07/22/07
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This recounts 2 of my friends and I trying to smoke out a virgin and the thought process of where to smoke would be best. We were all still back in high school.
Me: "What's up dude what're you thinkin'?" Andrew: "We should smoke up on my roof." Me: "What?! That takes way too much effort we're smoking a blunt not free running you jackass" Andrew: "Shit...you're right. That was a dumbfuck idea...let's go spark it up at school "
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Ogla



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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7336449 - 08/26/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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tell the people you tripping with to quit reading your mind!
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Apollyphelion
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7336461 - 08/26/07 02:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll try to be "haha" funny, but it is probably gonna be "what?!" funny or weird funny, but here it goes. Some of these may make sense:
Shrooms: "Buzz buzz, the bees are coming!"
To my friend, who was sitting on a sand dune in a local river (a shitty little beach if you will) and I said: Imagine a bee-u-tiful woman, sitting on an immaculate glass table, and she starts to get all sensual and starts to masturbate, and near the height of the orgasm, thus dark ooze starts to flow out from in between her legs, and you realize shes shitting herself. Then she cums."
My friend: "Why'd you say that?"
"Because I knew your brain could handle it!"
On the same beach, we found a chicken bone, and we said it was a Human Bone.
Acid: Friend:"I was eating scrambled and cat hairs got into it" Me: "I don't want eggs anywhere near my pussy"
"Albert Einstein invented Reggae, with the quote "Brah-haha-ha-stickem-ha-haha"
"Beethoven won the first downhill snowboarding event in the X-games"
"A quote from Yeats: "The smell of your fart will reflect the smell of your shit"
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indica


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you never cease to amuse me.
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Random Patterns
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: indica]
#7336599 - 08/26/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread is hilarious.
one time while sitting on a picnic blanket in the woods at night, I spotted a bat fly over. I was on 4.2g and my friend on 2.5, the following conversation ensued.
Me:Woa did you see Excrudo fly by? Friend: what the fuck are you talking about? Me: that bat that just flew over Friend: well that can't be his name. Me: why not? Friend: well do you know him? Me: no... Friend: well then you can't possibly know his name. Me: okay well let's go ask him what his real name is.
We then spent the next hour searching the surrounding area for our bat friend. Only to realize that bats fly and we...don't.
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toytown
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Lol, the bat story reminded me of a story i heard while working with some guys, not sure what drugs they were doing but one lad called Greg (i know Greg, but it was a mutual friend who related the story to me) decided it would be fun to look for crabs down at the beach at like 2 in the morning, which he ended up doing on his own.
He later went to someone's door with a huge crab, a strangers door, and said something along these lines:
"i found this huge crab but i don't want it, do you want it?"
The cops got called but by the time they arrived he'd gone elsewhere, sounds bizarre but i've no reason to doubt the validity of this story.
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7336778 - 08/26/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude, this thread is awesome
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Ogla



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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: toytown]
#7336783 - 08/26/07 03:47 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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OMG! a friend of mine has some kinda dog that looks just like the Dog/dragon thing from never-ending story. long, fluffly and weird looking. Dog is a trip. we laughed our asses off so hard. get a photo of him one day.
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Ogla]
#7336951 - 08/26/07 04:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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dirtworshipper
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ThePeruvianTorch said: "Dude, I found this electric bow-tie in your closet, can i use it for a minute"
my friends where on heroic doses of shrooms when one found my old rabbit ears for my t.v. which happened to look kinda like a bow-tie...
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dirtworshipper
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Ogla]
#7336987 - 08/26/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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losfreddy said: OMG! a friend of mine has some kinda dog that looks just like the Dog/dragon thing from never-ending story. long, fluffly and weird looking. Dog is a trip. we laughed our asses off so hard. get a photo of him one day.
Falcore!!!! Edit: that family guy clip with Peter riding Falcore is one of my favorite clips!!!
"Yeahhhhh"
A few friends and I were all on very nice quality LSD and jamming, and I got completely lost in the song.. and felt as if the entire song had played out the moments of my life.. purely ecstatic.. and once the jam fell apart my friend (it was his first time) started saying how he wanted to "take the train... all the way down to ol' funky town" hahah. i thought it was hilarious that he said he wanted to "take the train".. we laughed.. and laughed.
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Edited by dirtworshipper (08/26/07 04:53 PM)
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