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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Pootmaster] * 1
    #7335035 - 08/26/07 12:45 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

"You know, I'm the type of person who, if this gun was real, would kill you all and then kill myself" everybody was tripping and got kind of weirded out with my friend said this, one kid decided it was time to leave. looking back it was pretty funny though.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: ictoasnrnsigwt]
    #7335300 - 08/26/07 02:58 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

thats a great one

:handth:  :rofl:  :handth:


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: pong]
    #7335372 - 08/26/07 04:32 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

My first time on acid, I was hanging in my buddy's place just in utter amazement and he asks me, "What are you looking at?" My response was "Everything."

My first time on mushrooms I was waiting for a friend at the bus stop and got into a conversation about tattoos with a crackhead. He shows me one of his and says "This one took like two hours, two hours, two hours and 80 minutes."


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Zeke0]
    #7335379 - 08/26/07 04:38 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Zeke0 said:
My first time on mushrooms I was waiting for a friend at the bus stop and got into a conversation about tattoos with a crackhead.  He shows me one of his and says "This one took like two hours, two hours, two hours and 80 minutes."




crackheadsLOL

:hehehe:


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: ictoasnrnsigwt]
    #7335382 - 08/26/07 04:41 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ictoasnrnsigwt said:
"You know, I'm the type of person who, if this gun was real, would kill you all and then kill myself" everybody was tripping and got kind of weirded out with my friend said this, one kid decided it was time to leave. looking back it was pretty funny though.




That's not acceptable lol.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7335401 - 08/26/07 05:05 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Whilst tripping a rustling noise was heard coming from the garden.
For some reason my first thought was "its an aboriginal".
I've never laughed so hard.

Looking back it's not funny at all....


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it is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
A penalty for possession of a drug/plant should not be more damaging than the drug/plant itself.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7335402 - 08/26/07 05:05 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

A while back 2 of my friends and I picked up a vial of some pretty good acid. We each took like 3 hits spaced over 5 hours to see how potent it was. Later that night we got back to my friends place and decided to drop like 4-5 hits a piece. My friend who was dropping for everyone looks at me and is like,

"Do you need another hit man?"

I looked at him and said,

"Man, I need another hit like Donald Trump needs another dollar."

We busted out laughing for a good 10 minutes after that.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: darklcd]
    #7335406 - 08/26/07 05:09 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

darklcd said:

"Man, I need another hit like Donald Trump needs another dollar."






haha nice


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: StreetFreak] * 1
    #7335431 - 08/26/07 05:31 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

-If the horizon were vertical... would it be called vertizon?

-Hey, clean this bong, it has a lot of crap inside.
(Pringles can, some chips inside)

-The minute hand is always pointing at me.
-No, it's you the one pointing at it.
-Ahh, you're right.
-(sitter) That's a compass.

(telephone rang, sitter's house, answers a tripping guy)
-Yes, it's me. Wait, wait, I already told you he wasn't here.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: funnybunny]
    #7335436 - 08/26/07 05:33 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

funnybunny said:
-If the horizon were vertical... would it be called vertizon?

-Hey, clean this bong, it has a lot of crap inside.
(Pringles can, some chips inside)

-The minute hand is always pointing at me.
-No, it's you the one pointing at it.
-Ahh, you're right.
-(sitter) That's a compass.




:crazy2:  :grin:


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: funnybunny]
    #7335437 - 08/26/07 05:33 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

funnybunny said:


-The minute hand is always pointing at me.
-No, it's you the one pointing at it.
-Ahh, you're right.
-(sitter) That's a compass.




that ones really cool. i love tripping confusion, its the best


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: indica]
    #7335504 - 08/26/07 06:51 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I laughed for five solid minutes at the Pringle can bong. I really wish I would have been the guy tripping at that point.

...then I got sad because I don't have any mushrooms or Pringles, and only one is easily obtainable. (Pringles)


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7335612 - 08/26/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

"Gravity is the only reality"

I heard this while sober, from a black friend who was tripping. I thought it very profound...


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Teonanacatl, open up my eyes
This sacrament, this prayer, beyond the world of lies
Guide me clearly through that which I dont understand
Give me strength to find the path
Help me fight any demons as you flow through me wholely
This is my prayer, that you protect me from evil, and bring me closer to peace
And open up my eyes, so i can see things as you do
Amen


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: SDP]
    #7335625 - 08/26/07 08:55 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

haha that reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad fell over and just started cursing out really loud and kept saying

"fuck gravity the fucking fuck!"


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: indica] * 1
    #7335705 - 08/26/07 09:42 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Lol, some funny stuff man.

Me and my pal Andy were obsessed with lsd as teenagers, we
got another mate of ours, Gerald, to drop a tab one night,
his lack of experience had us in knots all night.

It was a long time ago, i remember laughing like a hyena
most of the night but can't remember much about why we
were laughing.

I do remember this, we walked, for miles, we just walked
and smoked and laughed for hours, then i remember Gerald kind
of taking stock of the experience towards the end of the night,
he said something along these lines: "I've had some night tonight,
we've done everything! We've been everywhere! Where did we go?
We went to my house, your house, we went to the shop and the
garage with the same H"

Needless to say we were just as puzzled as we were amused,
he later confided in me that for some reason he thought shop and
garage were both spelled with a H, he doesn't know why he was
thinking this exactly, or why he felt the need to even point
it out to us, funny though, newbies are always funny when they're
tripping, so many things have happened over the years, classic
long forgotten moments.

There was another occasion where i got my cousin to drop some
e, god he was out of his face man, first timer, after a long
night, he crawled into bed, his girlfriend was already in
bed asleep so he cuddled up to her, he was mumbling sweet
nothings in her ear, then suddenly he seemed startled, i thought
there was something wrong for a second, then he turns to me and
goes "Jesus man, i shit myself there, i was wondering what
that was in my bed!", rofl, i was out of my face at the time
so i didn't ask any questions, just laughed hard, all i'm going
to say is this: if you dunno what's in your bed, don't cuddle it
and tell it how much it means to you, and that you love it,
fortunately we all saw the funny side.

On another note, if wse're talking favourite quotes, mine would
be John Kramer in saw 2: "Oh yes, there will be blood!"

Saw 3 is out on halloween, might get trippin and go to see it
in the cinema, love those films!


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: toytown]
    #7335716 - 08/26/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

"Things can happen in a 3D environment"

One morning I woke up after tripping to find someone (probably me :lol:) had written in HUGE letters on my wall with a dry erase marker "HOW BIG OF A SCENE ISYOUR SCENE?" That was food for thought.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: funnybunny]
    #7335750 - 08/26/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

funnybunny said:

-The minute hand is always pointing at me.
-No, it's you the one pointing at it.
-Ahh, you're right.
-(sitter) That's a compass.





:rofl2:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7335764 - 08/26/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yeah funny things like that are weird. On my fortnight of shrooming adventure my friend Rob said "i didnt thunk that!" and I shat myself laughing all like "what the fuck is thunk" and hes like "it's a thought that's being thunk" so I wrote "thoughts are meant to be thunk!"and stuck it on the fridge. it's been there ever since.



Also, the most intense trip i've ever had on acid I met god and as he left me and I was coming down I wrote 'life is backwards' on the pad as that was some kind of weird epiphenie i'd had. I woke up the next day, and I'd written it backwards, like mirrored. It was really really fucking weird because i clearly remembered writing it the correct way when I was coming down, but I was really tripping hard so who knows. I did a really good job of writing it mirrored, though.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: indica]
    #7335785 - 08/26/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

One time I was tripping at my friends house. Two PHXs were being passed around. Everybody was quite blazed. There was a moment of silence, and then one of my friends said, "My brain hurts,". I thought it was quite funny.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: toytown]
    #7335920 - 08/26/07 11:04 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

toytown said:
There was another occasion where i got my cousin to drop some
e, god he was out of his face man, first timer, after a long
night, he crawled into bed, his girlfriend was already in
bed asleep so he cuddled up to her, he was mumbling sweet
nothings in her ear, then suddenly he seemed startled, i thought
there was something wrong for a second, then he turns to me and
goes "Jesus man, i shit myself there, i was wondering what
that was in my bed!", rofl, i was out of my face at the time
so i didn't ask any questions, just laughed hard, all i'm going
to say is this: if you dunno what's in your bed, don't cuddle it
and tell it how much it means to you, and that you love it,
fortunately we all saw the funny side.




Wait...

What was he actually cuddling up to in his bed, if it wasn't his girlfriend?

From what I have read it seems to me he was cuddling up to a piece of his own excrement, but how could he mistake that for his girlfriend?


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