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Sophistic Radiance
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smart girl at the hardware store
#7323805 - 08/22/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yesterday I went to the hardware store to get some jars and vermiculite. I always thought it was interesting that this particular hardware store is never seen without cute girls at the cash register, but I didn't think much of it. Anyway, the cashier saw the items I was buying and the following conversation ensued.
Her: You gonna put these together? Me: Uh, yeah. Her: Gonna... put them in a dark closet for a month or two? Me: Yup. Her: My friend used rice, it worked pretty well.
Totally caught me by surprise. I thought it was hilarious, just thought I'd share.
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Edited by Tchan909 (08/23/07 12:37 AM)
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Phishe
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That's pretty cool you should ask her out..
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extrapale
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: Phishe]
#7323820 - 08/22/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha, that's cool. It's always nice to run into people randomly who are 'in the know'.
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Feanor
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That's really cool, man!
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demiu5
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: extrapale]
#7323824 - 08/22/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
extrapale said: Haha, that's cool. It's always nice to run into people randomly who are 'in the know'.
especially "cute" girls possibly into psyches ('in the know' doesn't necessarily mean into )
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BaloneyNight
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: demiu5]
#7323832 - 08/22/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ask her to take you in a closet so you can see what it is like inside, for research purposes only.
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Siekoaktiv
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: BaloneyNight]
#7323839 - 08/22/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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BaloneyNight said: Ask her to take you in a closet so you can see what it is like inside, for research purposes only.
ROHTHFL
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wiggles
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: Siekoaktiv]
#7323995 - 08/22/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ask her if you can play with her hyphal knots.
Or see if you can gently twist her fruitbodies!
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Nasrudin
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: wiggles]
#7324151 - 08/23/07 12:38 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd hit it.
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Peterthinks
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: Nasrudin]
#7324207 - 08/23/07 12:54 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hmmmm...kinda like the girl at homemardware who gave me that strange look when I bought 4 lengths of 3 foot long half inch braided rope, a tarp, a utility knife, a box of heavy duty garbage bags, a hacksaw and a roll of duct tape. Yes....she's a keeper....ask her out.
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indica
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do it!
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: indica]
#7324302 - 08/23/07 01:30 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow... I'm feeling a lotta peer pressure here.
Maybe I'll invite her over for a romantic dinner of mushroom stew when this grow is fini.
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Edited by Tchan909 (08/23/07 01:30 AM)
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matchbook
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No. No! Don't doddle on this one. Go ask her to marry you. This is the one.
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: matchbook]
#7324395 - 08/23/07 02:14 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahaha.. I seen this hippie on the bus the other day with a Box of jars and 2 tubs which would work pretty good as a incubator. Not to mention he had Superpet bags which Im guessing contained fish tank heater, or coco coir.
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: BaloneyNight]
#7324930 - 08/23/07 09:27 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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So many microscopy jokes, so little time.
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Infested
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There was this chick at the home depot the other day i was looking for sodium hydroxide, she said they didn't carry it because last year some fell on a guy and he got ownd. Then she said "DO you mind if i ask you what you need it for." I just said cleaning and then pointed me to Home hardware she said they should carry it. And she said it as if she goes there and buys some time to time. So i think she knows i am not gonna use it for cleaning. I simply don't look like the person.
Just throwing it out there cuz it happened on same day as you. It would be funny if you went to same store
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Polyrhythmanaut
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: Infested]
#7325160 - 08/23/07 10:31 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fate?
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TripityDooDaDay
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: Infested]
#7325254 - 08/23/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get odd looks sometimes buying chemicals and grow lights. They probably think I run a meth lab and grow pot. lol. Fortunately they don't seem to care. I can even get vermiculite there and this town doesn't have a single fast food chain it's so small. Funny thing is I have to go out of town to buy sugar or buy smaller amounts on different trips though. Nothing screams I have a still like buying 60 pounds of sugar in a small southern grocery store. That gets a lot more attention here than buying grow lights and extraction chemicals. The one time I did buy that much here I had three people bring up moonshine with me before I could even get out of the store. lol
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Psy Baba
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: sHrOoMeRrR420]
#7325270 - 08/23/07 11:00 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
sHrOoMeRrR420 said: hahaha.. I seen this hippie on the bus the other day with a Box of jars and 2 tubs which would work pretty good as a incubator. Not to mention he had Superpet bags which Im guessing contained fish tank heater, or coco coir.
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Re: smart girl at the hardware store [Re: Psy Baba]
#7325659 - 08/23/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea dude, inoculate her jars
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