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InvisibleIcelander
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7337184 - 08/26/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

No trolling, you know the rules. Without rules there is chaos.:mad2:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7337190 - 08/26/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

from the beginning i thought you were fucking around, yet you sounded so serious so i couldn't make up my mind.  guess i know you a little more now :thumbup:


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: onlynow]
    #7337210 - 08/26/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Hue hue is empty, so fucking around is all he does now.

Keep it to yourself though as his wife doesn't know.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Icelander]
    #7337329 - 08/26/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Not only am I empty...I am also seamless...so the emptiness can't be filled.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7337350 - 08/26/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Huehuecoyotl said:
The dude said he summoned Satan on his first acid trip...come on...get a clue...




Everyone knows it is almost impossible to summon Satan until at least your third trip. :rolleyes:


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7337358 - 08/26/07 06:19 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Not if you grew up in a Baptist household. Satan is a regular there.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7337424 - 08/26/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I summoned Satan on my second trip. I used a one-trip discount coupon I got out of a wicca magazine I picked up at the book store.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7337501 - 08/26/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Actually Hue one is not considered to be enlightened around here until their 14,000th post. Obviously, you have a long way to go. Some others here might be closer to that coveted experience.:shrug: I don't ever look at my post total but I do feel enlightenment cumming on.:hellfire:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7337621 - 08/26/07 07:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Huehuecoyotl said:
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it doesn't mean you're fucking god or something.




Why would I want to be God? I have transcended God. ..and ego death? What is that?




Its nothing to do with being God, it concerns intercourse with God. The good old in out in out, a la virgin Mary. He wants you to bend God over, and fuck her in the ass.

Congratulations for transcending God too, transcending something that doesnt exist takes not a little skill and perseverance.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: mr_kite]
    #7337646 - 08/26/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)


Its nothing to do with being God, it concerns intercourse with God:whoa:. The good old in out in out, a la virgin Mary. He wants you to bend God over, and fuck her in the ass.

Congratulations for transcending God too, transcending something that doesnt exist takes not a little skill and perseverance.


Righteous post dude.:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::rofl2:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Icelander]
    #7340541 - 08/27/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Icelander said:
Hue hue is empty, so fucking around is all he does now.

Keep it to yourself though as his wife doesn't know.




:lol::thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Icelander]
    #7340543 - 08/27/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Icelander said:
Actually Hue one is not considered to be enlightened around here until their 14,000th post. Obviously, you have a long way to go. Some others here might be closer to that coveted experience.:shrug: I don't ever look at my post total but I do feel enlightenment cumming on.:hellfire:




14,000 posts!  thats a lotta internal chatter :hehehe:


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: onlynow]
    #7340852 - 08/27/07 03:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Being enlightened is quite boring..What else to do in life except aspiring to be enlightened the whole time?.hm.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: onlynow]
    #7340858 - 08/27/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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onlynow said:
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Icelander said:
Actually Hue one is not considered to be enlightened around here until their 14,000th post. Obviously, you have a long way to go. Some others here might be closer to that coveted experience.:shrug: I don't ever look at my post total but I do feel enlightenment cumming on.:hellfire:





14,000 posts!  thats a lotta internal chatter :hehehe:




Ain't dat da truth.:blush:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7340866 - 08/27/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, enlightenment is totally gay.

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #7340879 - 08/27/07 03:18 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I'm beginning to agree with you.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #7341004 - 08/27/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Who asked you? Enlightened people don't associate with your kind anyhow.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7341051 - 08/27/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Look who's talking. You only have 7k posts! :razz:

/me bows to the almost-enlightened Ice :bow:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Diploid]
    #7341214 - 08/27/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

"I am more into repeating patterns and comfort. I am seeking to enlighten people to the possibilities of functioning from our culturally defined programs in order to find peace and comfort."





Might you drive a Dodge Magnum and hang a Plasma over the fireplace??
Nice rock-work Mr. Headstrong, and BTW new floor to ceiling windows in front really brighten up the house.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Diploid]
    #7341241 - 08/27/07 05:22 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Diploid said:
Look who's talking. You only have 7k posts! :razz:

/me bows to the almost-enlightened Ice :bow:




Soon cum and highly unlikely Jah.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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