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Questions for the Enlightened * 1
    #7314876 - 08/20/07 04:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I have found myself to have become totally spiritually enlightened in every way. I have eliminated the last shreds of ego and self importance, and have entered into a permanent state of enlightened spiritual bliss. I know that to share my wisdom here (or anywhere really) is literally like casting "pearls before swine", but the ranks of the enlightened (who are few) are burdened with the onerous responsibility of helping those much less fortunate by sharing occasional nuggets of wisdom with the ignorant. So if anyone has any questions about enlightenment I may find a moment here to answer them...free of charge for now.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7314897 - 08/20/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: :rofl: :rofl2:  :monkeydance:

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7314898 - 08/20/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

How dare you think of yourself as enlightened? Do you honestly think anyone here is going to buy your bullshit?

Monkeys are more enlightened.

Especially this one.


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[quote]We don't need anyone to teach us sorcery, because there is really nothing to learn. What we need is a teacher to convince us that there is incalculable power at our fingertips. What a strange paradox! Every warrior on the path of knowledge thinks, at one time or another, that he's learning sorcery, but all he's doing is allowing himself to be convinced of the power hidden in his being, and that he can reach it. [/quote]-Carlos Casteneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: justamonkey]
    #7314901 - 08/20/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

No I am serious. I am truly enlightened. I have walked the path of spiritual purity to it's conclusion.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7314909 - 08/20/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I'll bet that feels good. Now you can finally kick up your feet and watch some preseason NFL.


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I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7314954 - 08/20/07 04:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

If you are so enlightened, you would have realized no matter how much you share with people, you cannot exchange enlightment only a phrase or two that would keep them pondering till hearts end.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Lion]
    #7315000 - 08/20/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry, but football is a rather low brow sport for the enlightened. Most of us prefer polo or golf, but I fly fish myself.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7315006 - 08/20/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

is pocket pool a game for the enlightened?


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is to be like water
For water benefits all things
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It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7315009 - 08/20/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Huehuecoyotl said:
I have found myself to have become totally spiritually enlightened in every way. I have eliminated the last shreds of ego and self importance, and have entered into a permanent state of enlightened spiritual bliss. I know that to share my wisdom here (or anywhere really) is literally like casting "pearls before swine", but the ranks of the enlightened (who are few) are burdened with the onerous responsibility of helping those much less fortunate by sharing occasional nuggets of wisdom with the ignorant. So if anyone has any questions about enlightenment I may find a moment here to answer them...free of charge for now.




Would you rather take a bubble bath, or a long walk on the beach?


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Loving in truth, and fain in verse my love to show, That the dear She might take some pleasure of my pain: Pleasure might cause her read, reading might make her know, Knowledge might pity win, and pity grace obtain.

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Droz]
    #7315011 - 08/20/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I know that it cannot truly be shared, but imparting mindless platitudes to all you hopeless slobs might make you feel like you might have a chance to attain a fraction of what I have. It's just my way of giving back to the "community".


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7315013 - 08/20/07 05:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, please! How amusing. The antics of the unenlightened never cease to amaze me.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: jonathanseagull]
    #7315018 - 08/20/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Only if it is high dollar bubble bath, and yes I would take a walk on the beach if there is beer involved. I prefer German beer...dark. To have a favorite between the two might be a little judgmental.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7315019 - 08/20/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

where would you go from here and what are you working on?


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7315027 - 08/20/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

A tour of Europe...and maybe a tan.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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    #7315034 - 08/20/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: soulcircus]
    #7315053 - 08/20/07 05:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Refer to the first post please I do not wish to repeat myself.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7315073 - 08/20/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

A tour of Europe...




When do you have that planned?


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7315132 - 08/20/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

"We are like the spider. We weave our life and then move along in it. We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives in the dream. This is true for the entire universe."

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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: it stars saddam]
    #7315169 - 08/20/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I can go there, , but I tend to think that we live the dream as we dream it...and we dream as we live it.


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Re: Questions for the Enlightened [Re: it stars saddam]
    #7315183 - 08/20/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2:

A stitch in time saves nine.  :tinfoil:


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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