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OfflineSkillet
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Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man.
    #7294793 - 08/14/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I have a dirty job. How bout you?

I work in fiberglass fabrication. I do work in sewers(Yea its not that bad really tho we have protections).

Anyone else here working for a living?


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Offlinegerbletits
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7294822 - 08/14/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I sell crack...it's a dirty job.

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: gerbletits]
    #7294877 - 08/14/07 05:58 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a fluffer.


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OfflineEllis Dee
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: lipan]
    #7294904 - 08/14/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

butcher

bloody mess everyday


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OfflineUlcerPentacidis
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7294963 - 08/14/07 06:29 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

lol i work with fiberglass in the sewage treatment industry as well.

nasty stuff, but i loves to shoot the chopper.


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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7294968 - 08/14/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a nursery salesman on the weekends, IT guy/software tester by week.


School starts soon though :awesome:

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7294992 - 08/14/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Skillet said:
Anyone else here working for a living?




I get the impression that most Shroomerites are unemployed.

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OfflineIsaac
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7294999 - 08/14/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Full time mycologist... it's not that dirty... at all.

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7295014 - 08/14/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a metal fabricator, I form and shape carbon steel (stainless too)I come home
covered in black mill scale, it's fine steel particles and carbon, everything i
wear is covered, it's even in my hair, anyone that touches me before a shower ends
up with black shit on them... no one goes home dirtier than I do

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7295020 - 08/14/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

People should email these jobs to dirty jobs they're really struggling for material.

I saw him go to a cheese factory once.

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Isaac]
    #7295022 - 08/14/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I clean houses, and businesses. If you think it's not dirty, let me tell you about one of my FAVORITE experiences thus far...

We clean for an older, but not old man, who is known to have quite a drinking problem and be a bit... nasty. He's stuck at home because he got drunk and fell off his roof, and broke his leg and arms.

Which is all fine and dandy, he's nice and whatnot.

And then I was cleaning his room... And I noticed tissues around the bed.

So we pulled the bed out to sweep.

And he had been stuffing cum rags behind his bed in the most massive pile of used tissue I have ever seen.

I threw up.

To this day, I don't go to work when I know we have to go to his house.

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InvisibleaDoS
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7295025 - 08/14/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

Skillet said:
Anyone else here working for a living?




I get the impression that most Shroomerites are unemployed.




what he said

I eat food...sometimes when I eat messy stuff it gets all over me...thats dirty I guess.


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Offlinelipan
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: HermaphroTIDE]
    #7295029 - 08/14/07 06:45 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HermaphroTIDE said:
I clean houses, and businesses. If you think it's not dirty, let me tell you about one of my FAVORITE experiences thus far...

We clean for an older, but not old man, who is known to have quite a drinking problem and be a bit... nasty. He's stuck at home because he got drunk and fell off his roof, and broke his leg and arms.

Which is all fine and dandy, he's nice and whatnot.

And then I was cleaning his room... And I noticed tissues around the bed.

So we pulled the bed out to sweep.

And he had been stuffing cum rags behind his bed in the most massive pile of used tissue I have ever seen.

I threw up.

To this day, I don't go to work when I know we have to go to his house.


almost as bad as the time I got to be the female stand-in for a bukake video.


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OfflineIsaac
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: HermaphroTIDE]
    #7295039 - 08/14/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

So did you clean em up?

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OfflineHermaphroTIDE
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Isaac]
    #7295053 - 08/14/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Hell fucking no. I had to step outside. We made a guy working with us clean it up, haha

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OfflineDeathCompany
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: HermaphroTIDE]
    #7295065 - 08/14/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

id make some sort of paper mache hat out of them but thats just me...:meatspace:


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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: HermaphroTIDE]
    #7295069 - 08/14/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Although I don't do it anymore, I was a "printer" for about 3 years, running high speed XEROX printers.

My worst day on the job? One of the XEROX techs emptied a toner filter out into the recycling bin. I didn't realize this and went to go empty it into the roll-off recycling bin. The ~gallon and a half of toner exploded when it and the paper hit the bottom of the dumpster. I was covered from head to toe (mouth included) in fine dust that ruined my clothes. Toner is a bitch to clean up.


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OfflineIsaac
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: trippindad82]
    #7295103 - 08/14/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Did they let you go home and change your clothes?

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Offline2end4
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Isaac]
    #7295138 - 08/14/07 07:17 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I used to raise cockroaches and all sorts of other insects at a lab.


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OfflineThe_Ghost
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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: 2end4]
    #7295235 - 08/14/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Working on home appliances can get pretty damn dirty. Week old, filthy, shit-filled water from dishwashers and washers that wont drain it. Working with vents and ducts for dryers that have years of dust buildup that goes everywhere - i can just picture the dust-mites crawling around in my lungs... The occasional fried electronic components leave a very distinct smell that stays with you. Sometimes simply the condition people hold their appliances in is disgusting.

Ain't gona be doing this for much longer thou :smile2:

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7295246 - 08/14/07 07:47 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

i worked in the gibson guitars custom shop for years. every day i would come home covered in sawdust, wood chips, super glue, laquer, stains, wood filler, and metal shavings... but i loved that job.


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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Skillet]
    #7295300 - 08/14/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I work in a lab. It's not too dirty. We just work with chemicals that are carcinogens on a daily basis. I mean yeah, theres a fair share of blood there, but I don't have to deal with it.

I used to work in a warehouse that imports coral and fish from all over the globe. That was a dirty job. Cleaning 7 foot protein skimmers that skimmed a gallon a day was fucking disgusting. The smell was enough to make me vomit a few times. I always had to deal with dead and rotting pieces of coral and fish. Not to mention this was in Georgia, over the summer, with no AC. I remember days where it got up to 115+ with heat index. I'd come home soaked in fish/coral shit, sweat, and blood (be careful with razors). That was a hell of a dirty job. The pet industry isn't as glamorous as you'd think.

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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Gumby]
    #7295335 - 08/14/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I'm in the US Army right now.  We do all that crawling through sand and such.

I used to work at a fiberglass insulation plant.  After a shift I'd be covered in insulation and itchy as fuck.  Sometimes they'd shut down the line and I'd get to crawl up in the oven.  Fun times.  :rolleyes:


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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: Isaac]
    #7295364 - 08/14/07 08:21 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Isaac said:
Did they let you go home and change your clothes?




Hahaha. Yeah right. They let me go home using PTO. Paychex is a cheap ass fucking company. Plus my manager was an asshole. He had never done my job in his life, yet he seemed to know my job better than me. /sarcasm


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Re: Dirty Jobs NO not the fucking show man. [Re: trippindad82]
    #7295380 - 08/14/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

lol that sux


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