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Offlinetrippindad82
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my nephew, the dipshit
    #7293848 - 08/14/07 12:22 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I fucking hate this little bastard. He came up to visit for the summer and I want to beat some sense into his ass.

My wife and I like to bulk buy, since it's cheaper. And we had a few boxes of shtuff left at the in-laws that we hadn't moved to our new place since we had little to no storage at our last place. Well, like I said, we HAD a few boxes of stuff because the little bastard went through them and threw everything away. He didn't seem to understand that a "sell by date" is EXACTLY that and that many items from canned goods to sugar/flour and pasta DON'T GO BAD. The little fucker threw away about $200 worth of stuff because he was ignorant. And he's sitting here telling me that I am wrong and he saved me from unimaginable sickness. He's just lucky that he's family because that is the only thing keeping him from unimaginable pain.

This is the same little fucker that saw my bowl out two weeks ago (he's 15) and went and told my in-laws that I have a drug dependence issue. And in their blind ignorance they called and threatened to call the cops and tell them that I smoke. (Not that I was worried in any way, but it's just the fact the little bastard acts like he's 4 and they think he's this great little asshole.)

Thanks for letting me rant.


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: trippindad82]
    #7293871 - 08/14/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I feel you,I have a nephew that is older,but he manipulates my mother to no end.He has had 3-4 kids(who knows how many)with different girls,cruises gay porn houses and the net and book stores,I told her about him but she still is weak for his kids.She has given him a car,new teeth,etc...(about 50 grand in the last 2 years)FUCKING USER! I hope when his kids grow up they just take his ass for a ride,he probably will depend on them for money anyway,waste of human life this one,and he is a relative,FUCK!
thank you for letting ME rant.


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #7293875 - 08/14/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

He's just young and stupid, those kids always grow up though into not the most with it of people but still alright people. I know exactly what you're talking about though, I grew up with a lot of kids like that.


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7293882 - 08/14/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

loosin up.... hes a kid....

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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: biggysmall]
    #7293928 - 08/14/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

A rat!


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: budmanman]
    #7293953 - 08/14/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Tell them you don't want him there. Tell them to get him a motel and if they argue you can be like "Wasn't it you who said I had a drug dependency issue? Do you really want your kid around me?"

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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: Maverick]
    #7293962 - 08/14/07 01:14 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Say I am a haroin addict and Ima poke yea with my needle.


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Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal.

And I am mentally unstable.

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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: trippindad82]
    #7293975 - 08/14/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

He shouldn't have been going through your shit in the first place

RESPEKT


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: budmanman]
    #7293984 - 08/14/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

yea, poke him with a needle... hell never come back


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: biggysmall]
    #7294008 - 08/14/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

biggysmall said:
loosin up.... hes a kid....




He's 15. I was nowhere near that retarded at that age. I would have had my ass beaten for some of the shit he has pulled.

Right after he arrived, we decided to take him out for dinner and bowling. The little fucker proceeds to order the most expensive thing on the menu (I was not present, my woman was there and didn't want to be "mean"). Then when the waitress came and asked about desert, he jumped right in trying to order something, which I put a stop to reminding him that he had plenty of junk food at grandma's house, including the ice cream he was trying to order. He then copped an attitude saying that we should have just gone to Wendy's and it's not his fault this place was more expensive.

He just wasn't raised very well. He lives in his own little world and gets offended when people try to enforce reality on him.


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^^^The above matter may be a complete fantasy that I concocted out of possible boredom.^^^


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: Infrared]
    #7294010 - 08/14/07 01:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Tell him, that you where on Datelines To catch a Predator.  :wink:


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: trippindad82]
    #7294019 - 08/14/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

why dont you just punch him in the face.. i have a short temper for people like that, i dont care if theyre related. first of all though i would never have let him come stay with me.. or if hes not staying with you, then i wouldnt go do anything with him


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: trippindad82]
    #7294031 - 08/14/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

you-->:spank:<-- nephew


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: Brainiac]
    #7294041 - 08/14/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

LOL  :laugh:


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #7294198 - 08/14/07 02:38 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Well Enforce reality. Put your weed away for the day, and tear into him. What's he going to do? Call the cops on you for telling him to shut up and act like an adult?
When the cops get there and talk to him and you, they're gonna be like "shut the fuck up and listen to your elders." to him.

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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: trippindad82]
    #7294275 - 08/14/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

If he,s coming to visit for the summer, then the only thing
I can think of is for you to get some free summer labor.

Get a set of leg irons, and set him working.

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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: rod]
    #7294299 - 08/14/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

rod said:
If he,s coming to visit for the summer, then the only thing
I can think of is for you to get some free summer labor.

Get a set of leg irons, and set him working.




This is actually the best advice here.

Now here me out...

Why do you think they sent him to live with you for the summer? Your pleasure? His? Not likely. If I had to guess, they can't deal with him and are hoping that you will be able to straighten him out.

Crack down. Teach him what it's like to live with you.

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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7294306 - 08/14/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Elbow him DIRECTLY on the spine.


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7294335 - 08/14/07 03:28 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

It nothing that a nice long talking with Mr Hickory T, wont fix.


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Re: my nephew, the dipshit [Re: rod]
    #7294443 - 08/14/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Man. It's seriously up to you to set the fucker straight, it's your house. Just because it's your brother or sister's son doesn't mean you can't boss him around. And if your brother or sister has a problem with it, tell them to get the kid out of your house, and tell them to respect your fucking boundaries.


(I happen to have two older brothers...)

Edited by DRTMaverick (08/14/07 03:57 PM)

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