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TameMe
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do you have a technique for cleaning your room?
#7262792 - 08/05/07 03:54 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just wondering....
Here's what I do incase your curious. remove all dirty laundry from room and start washing it make my bed then organize small areas at a time (like desk, closet, book case, entertainment center, nightstands and coffee tables). then i dust, vancuum and spray a little lysol/air freshner.
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Individual
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7262805 - 08/05/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I take psychedelics. Then laugh at myself and clean this mess out.
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TameMe
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: Individual]
#7262814 - 08/05/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm pretty stoned. i don't think i could clean on shrooms though.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7262819 - 08/05/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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1. Smoke meff 2. Shove all detritus under bed/chairs.
Works every time.
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Individual
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7262829 - 08/05/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love cleaning under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs. Too bad that you just can't stop before everything is cleaned out.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7262833 - 08/05/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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same technique and in the same order as you.
i always get rid of the clothing first.
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The Crow
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: AlteredAgain]
#7262853 - 08/05/07 04:13 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I organize all my shit into piles, like: trash, probably trash, clean clothes, dirty clothes, small clothes, important papers, food, technology stuff/video games, definetly trash, weapons of mass destruction, and drugs.
I then take care of said piles accordingly.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: The Crow]
#7262858 - 08/05/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just leave it a mess
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meatcakeman
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TODAY]
#7262874 - 08/05/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said: I just leave it a mess
i don't feel the need to clean my room as long as i can sleep in there its fine
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: meatcakeman]
#7262884 - 08/05/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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What about when hot babes come over?
......oh, never mind
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: meatcakeman]
#7262889 - 08/05/07 04:22 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, as long as there's nothing rotting or funny smells that I can make out, it's all good. I never leave food or plates or food wrappers, etc in my room and that's the only thing that really makes me think the room is dirty.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: The Crow]
#7262911 - 08/05/07 04:30 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Crow said: What about when hot babes come over?
......oh, never mind
oh, clown's got jokes
EDIT: but yeah my gf doesn't seem to mind either
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Edited by meatcakeman (08/05/07 04:31 PM)
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7263026 - 08/05/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I have a technique. I say to my wife "Man, this place is a fucking mess!" and 30 minutes later it is spic-and-span.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7264226 - 08/05/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I make the bed, then it's just random.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7264304 - 08/05/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Here's my technique: 1 Get married 2 Get apartment and leave it messy like you always do 3 Invite wife's dad over 4 Clean like a madman while freaking out the morning of the day that he's coming over
Worked for me at least.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7264308 - 08/05/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: Individual]
#7264346 - 08/05/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Individual said: I love cleaning under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
I cleaned the garage on mushys, my roommate that was kinda helping didn't know I was tripping until months later, I had only recently met him. Another time, I dropped some real shitty acid and immaculately cleaned my friends' kitchen, they hadn't cleaned it in years, absolutely disgusting, and I don't think it's been cleaned since, those dirty ass mother fuckers. I was actually making up new words at the time.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7264352 - 08/05/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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1.)Amphetamine 2.)Throw away trash, pick up clothes 3.)Stop in the middle of that and make bed 4.)Finish picking up trash, take trash bag outside. 5.)Wash car 6.)Come back in and pick up remainder of clothes. 7.)Kick remaining clutter under bed 8.)Vacuum the dirty spots only 9.)Put pillow back on bed 10.)Put new trashbag in the trashcan 11.)Vacuum dirt under where the pillow was on the floor 12.)Put clothes in washing mashine 13.)Go put a new "home-improvement" idea you just had into action, only to find that it fucks up what you already had. 14.)Take more amphetamine to cover the bad mood you're in because you just fucked up more of your house. 15.)Glance over your room and congratulate yourself on a job well done. 16.)Wait 30 minutes 17.)Re-enter room and become annoyed at how unorganized everything is. 18.)Organize, etc. etc.
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Edited by RipVanWinkle (08/05/07 10:26 PM)
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: Vanguard]
#7264362 - 08/05/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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pick everything up off the floor hang up all my clothes put everything in the proper drawers, shelves, etc. vacuum
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7265049 - 08/06/07 02:57 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is totally a martha stewart reply, but heres a tip... ...sort+start your laundry first, so you have fresh clean clothes to hang (& bedsheets & pillowcases to make the bed), for after you're done cleaning your flat.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: 40oz]
#7265540 - 08/06/07 09:02 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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i fucking made this thread yesterday hoping to motivate me to clean my room and here it is and it's still dirty. i'm a lazy mother fucker. i did organize my tool bench in the garage yesterday so it wasn't all too bad.
so here's my second attempt....little wake and bake...then laundry time.
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Re: do you have a technique for cleaning your room? [Re: TameMe]
#7265568 - 08/06/07 09:19 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well.. smoking was definitely something that used to get me motivated to clean. I would smoke a blunt, make lunch for my friend, my brother, and myself, and suddenly find myself cleaning the kitchen like I was a housewife or something.
The only other thing that ever motivates me to clean is when things get so disgusting you can barely stand them. Like when you can't walk in your room without stepping on something because your floor has turned into the biggest shelf in your room...
Good luck.
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