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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7232636 - 07/28/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

he healed people, rose one from the dead (lazarus), made blind people see, cured leprosy for a few people, did lots of other magic tricks and then told everyone to love each other and brush their teeth. other than that, he didn't do anything really lasting. being nice to other people in your group is a fundamental part of a growing society and has been around for quite some time before jesus. but he also told us that we are horrible natural born sinners deserving to burn in hell for ever, but that by his grace (which he tried to exhibit while on earth) we will be granted the gift of life in heaven where we get to worship him nonstop just because we love him so much.

oh and he also claimed to be the son of god which was against the rules in that jewish society.

but none of this was actually written by jesus, it was all hearsay passed down. and then 30 years after his death some people decided that they might want to write it down.

it's almost as fucking ridiculous as reading tablets out of a hat


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Invisiblefearfect

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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7232643 - 07/28/07 01:13 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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lolwhut said:
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fearfect said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
jesus wrote the bible, christians read the bible.....only a few dozen americans can read this bible.

the books that come off the print press is just entertainment. Hell its not better than a newspaper i feel, every couple years they get a new "updated" version...

i always wonder how jesus finds the time to reincarnate himself every few years to update it




jesus did not write the bible.

in fact more than half of the bible was already around before jesus even supposedly lived. and then the second half started getting written by many different people starting over one generation after jesus is said to have died.

it would be quite something to have actual text that was written by the ultimate being himself, but i guess he was just too busy.




meh, new testament was created @ council of worms and other councils like it that decided what the actual christian belief was going to be




no the new testament was put together by a council. it was written by many people, all having been alive well after jesus' death though. a majority of it is simply letters from paul to different churches around the world.

this council decided which works were divinely inspired and other nonesense and reaffirms how bullshit the bible really is. it is a collection of stories written by PEOPLE that was collected by PEOPLE. These very same people that it relentlessly claims are incredibly fallible sinners.


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: fearfect]
    #7232781 - 07/28/07 02:27 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Unless you're the pope, in which case you're infallible :rolleyes:


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7232822 - 07/28/07 03:08 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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StreetFreak said:
Good job.. I believe in God, but I don't choose to remain ignorant out of fear.

Can I ask you why you don't believe in a God? Also you said that you attain spirituality with drugs, but don't believe in any God.. so whats the basis for your spirituality you seem to have attained?




Let me get this straight. Your suggesting that the basis of spirituality has to be a  God? :rolleyes:


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: Sinbad]
    #7232825 - 07/28/07 03:13 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

"Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine,
And if he had wanted to,
He could have turned wheat into marijuana,
Sugar into cocaine,
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water and swam on the land
He would tell these stories and people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind, or lame,
You just went up to Jesus*
And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed
That's so cool

He could have played guitar better than Hendrix
He could have told the future
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky
He could have danced better than Barishnikof
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of

Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead,
Danced around and went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians" - King Missile

:lol:


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: Sinbad]
    #7232877 - 07/28/07 05:03 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sinbad said:
"Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine,
And if he had wanted to,
He could have turned wheat into marijuana,
Sugar into cocaine,
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water and swam on the land
He would tell these stories and people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind, or lame,
You just went up to Jesus*
And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed
That's so cool

He could have played guitar better than Hendrix
He could have told the future
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky
He could have danced better than Barishnikof
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of

Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead,
Danced around and went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians" - King Missile

:lol:




Damn.. I thought that song was going to be a badass sarcastic bit from the lyrics. But..  :fishslap: :stonedjerk:


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7232882 - 07/28/07 05:11 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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lolwhut said:
FAITH IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!! Its like you get bonus points for being an ignorant fuck that doesnt need proof for belief. Seriously, religion rewards you for making yourself stupid.




For the record, there is a difference between faith and blind faith, to which you are referring. These are aspects of faith most take for granted, but can often be overlooked when one is trying to determine a source of unrest inside. (Or, in other words, these less-acknowledged aspects of faith are highly relevant to spirituality and should not be discounted.)

Faith in your own subconscious actions, for instance... or faith in the laws of physics.

Just some thoughts. Faith gets a bad rap from those who apply the concept mixed with ignorance and denial.


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7232883 - 07/28/07 05:19 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i have become confused by people who claim atheism.

whether it be god religion in posters case shrooms, spirituality (whatever the fuck that is) is in all of our lives.

what im trying to say is that people who do not believe in anything are lost. no mater what your faith is about, god, jesus, happiness, the thought process of the mind, love,...etc. without faith in something a person ,in my opinion, is empty, and hopeless.

you shouldn't be pissed about christians, but rather the fact that he tried to impose upon you.


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: pong]
    #7232889 - 07/28/07 05:28 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I agree with the above two posts. :thumbup:


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7233174 - 07/28/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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JacquesCousteau said:
Quote:

lolwhut said:
FAITH IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!! Its like you get bonus points for being an ignorant fuck that doesnt need proof for belief. Seriously, religion rewards you for making yourself stupid.




For the record, there is a difference between faith and blind faith, to which you are referring. These are aspects of faith most take for granted, but can often be overlooked when one is trying to determine a source of unrest inside. (Or, in other words, these less-acknowledged aspects of faith are highly relevant to spirituality and should not be discounted.)

Faith in your own subconscious actions, for instance... or faith in the laws of physics.


Just some thoughts. Faith gets a bad rap from those who apply the concept mixed with ignorance and denial.




well you tell me where in religion it doesnt use "Blind faith" because thats what it is, and what i said still applies


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233392 - 07/28/07 11:24 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

First time I had read the Bible
It had stroke me as unwitty
I think it may started rumor
That the Lord ain't got no humor

Put me inside SSC
Let's test superstring theory
Oh yoi yoi accelerate the protons
stir it twice and then just add me, 'cause

I don't read the Bible
I don't trust disciple
Even if they're made of marble
Or Canal Street bling

From the maelstrom of the knowledge
Into the labyrinth of doubt
Frozed underground ocean
melting - nuking on my mind

Yes give me Everything Theory
Without Nazi uniformity
My brothers are protons
My sisters are neurons
Stir it twice, it's instant family!

I don't read the Bible
I don't trust disciple
Even if they're made of marble
Or Canal Street bling

My brothers are protons
My sisters are neurons
Stir it twice dlja prekrastnih dam...

Do you have sex maniacs
Or schizophrenics
Or astrophysicists in your family
Was my grandma anti anti
Was my grandpa bounty bounty
Hek-o-hek-o-hej-o
They ask me in embassy!

'Cause I don't read the Bible
I don't trust disciple
Even if they're made of marble
Or Canal Street bling

And my grandma she was anti!
And my grandpa he was bounty!
And stir it twice
And then just add me!
Partypartypartypartypartyparty
now afterparty...


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233399 - 07/28/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

it takes just as much faith to be an atheist as it does to believe in god


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7233408 - 07/28/07 11:30 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

In a group there is untruth.


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233413 - 07/28/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lolwhut said:
My battle with a Preacher...





I battled one once, he went down faster than Jimmy Swaggart on a prostitute


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7233481 - 07/28/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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nightkrawler said:
it takes just as much faith to be an atheist as it does to believe in god




what kind of bullshit is this?


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233499 - 07/28/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

faith in what? Humanity?


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #7233522 - 07/28/07 12:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
faith in what? Humanity?




what are you talkin about man?


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233554 - 07/28/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lolwhut said:
Quote:

JacquesCousteau said:
Quote:

lolwhut said:
FAITH IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!! Its like you get bonus points for being an ignorant fuck that doesnt need proof for belief. Seriously, religion rewards you for making yourself stupid.




For the record, there is a difference between faith and blind faith, to which you are referring. These are aspects of faith most take for granted, but can often be overlooked when one is trying to determine a source of unrest inside. (Or, in other words, these less-acknowledged aspects of faith are highly relevant to spirituality and should not be discounted.)

Faith in your own subconscious actions, for instance... or faith in the laws of physics.


Just some thoughts. Faith gets a bad rap from those who apply the concept mixed with ignorance and denial.




well you tell me where in religion it doesnt use "Blind faith" because thats what it is, and what i said still applies



*Sigh*


You seem just as close-minded as the Christians you so detest.


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On this side of the grave.

But then, once in a lifetime

The longed-for tidal wave

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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233576 - 07/28/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

no fuckin clue:ohwell::awesome:


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Re: I dont think i have ever posted in the pub before, so here it goes: My battle with a Preacher [Re: lolwhut]
    #7233627 - 07/28/07 12:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lolwhut said:
Quote:

nightkrawler said:
it takes just as much faith to be an atheist as it does to believe in god




what kind of bullshit is this?




there is no proof on this material plane to support the existence of god, just as there is no proof to deny the existence of god. an agnostic would be perfectly faithless. being an atheist, you say in complete certainty, that there is no god. how can you say that, without having faith that there isnt a god?


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