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Offlinealternatereality
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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: trip forever]
    #11459118 - 11/15/09 10:30 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

My old dealer was totally Johnny Dependable. Always had great weed and never ever flaked out. His prices were a tiny bit high, but it was worth it because he would almost always be able to deliver weed within 15 or so minutes of calling him.

I need a new Johnny Dependable desperately.


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: blueshroprachaun]
    #11459123 - 11/15/09 10:31 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Johnny Dependable is like that guy in American Beauty


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #11459152 - 11/15/09 10:35 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I had Johnny Dependable for years. He had my weed packaged up with a "gift" before I could even get to his house.

The Phone Call:

"Oh, hey Dystopia. See you in 10."
"Thanks."


Years. It was a sad day when "it" finally happened. :sad:

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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: trip forever]
    #13328113 - 10/12/10 09:39 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

"BUMP!!!" said in any four replies is good enough for me - the principles remain true almost 5 years later. The shroprachaun is back! Next post Ten Dispensary Profiles you need to know? I'm up for input on the title.../content... :wink:


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: blueshroprachaun]
    #13328167 - 10/12/10 09:47 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Did anyone else notice The Walking Party's balls are exposed?  :foreheadslap:


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: mirage]
    #13354695 - 10/18/10 09:20 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aminal said:
Did anyone else notice The Walking Party's balls are exposed?  :foreheadslap:




I can't, for the best of me figure out what that means? Please LMK animal!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot there buddy...


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: blueshroprachaun]
    #13354757 - 10/18/10 09:40 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

My guy is/was the gangster.

On probation, ended up getting a nice big diamond covered ring, a huge ass watch, and a full front grill.

And now no one's heard from him in a week.


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: blueshroprachaun]
    #13354828 - 10/18/10 09:57 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

blueshroprachaun said:
Quote:

aminal said:
Did anyone else notice The Walking Party's balls are exposed?  :foreheadslap:




I can't, for the best of me figure out what that means? Please LMK animal!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot there buddy...






His testicles are exposed. Because he's The Walking Party, he's free-balling it. :awebig:


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: mirage]
    #13354870 - 10/18/10 10:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Some of these are spot on for certain people, but I know a couple dudes who don't fit any of this stereotypes exactly. They have have characteristics of multiple dealers on this list - and I know this things just being silly.

Fun read.


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: Frost]
    #13354901 - 10/18/10 10:15 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

lol ya they are just stereoypes

i even know one guy who went from the shwagg king to the weed snob
rofl, and it always happens directly overnight xD

then they switch back the next week xD xD xD


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Re: Know Your Dealer: Ten Pot Pusher Profiles U Need To Know... [Re: mirage]
    #13506734 - 11/18/10 10:52 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

aminal said:

His testicles are exposed. Because he's The Walking Party, he's free-balling it. :awebig:




LOL - I didn't even notice that. Good catch!


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