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RandalFlagg
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I wish I was gay
#7173210 - 07/13/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was just at this gay bar. This gay dude way dancing in his speedo. I was there with my buddy and his girl. If I was gay I could get laid more than I do. I felt my buddy's girls tits. They're big. I'm so straight it should be a crime.
Boobies and vagina I'm so obsessed with.
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daytripper05
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I don't wish I were gay. I wish it was easier to get laid by consistantly hot bitches.
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aDoS
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I love pussy...I don't get how anyone is attracted to this piece of crap...my hairy sweaty balls, how are girls attracted to that...I dunno but at least they let me stick my penis in them.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: aDoS]
#7173230 - 07/13/07 11:13 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Females turn me on so much. I'm %100 straight unfortunately.
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aDoS
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honestly I stay straight...gays get harrassed so much, and they ahve to have anal sex, gay anal butt secks is totally gross
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mkc
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Why unfortunate? I question your curiosity with the same sex.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: aDoS]
#7173265 - 07/13/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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But, gays get sex so easily. Us straight guys have to fight for it.
God, I'm drunk. Deaar Christ.
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Skunk420
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You were at a gay bar? and peeps on here give me shit... have fun with that I need some sleep, I drank a 12 pack of beer..later.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: mkc]
#7173271 - 07/13/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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mkc said: Why unfortunate? I question your curiosity with the same sex.
Same sex (men) get laid so easily.
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mytymyc
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Females turn me on so much. I'm %100 straight unfortunately.
Randal if you keep going to gay bars and watch boys dance in their Speedos chances are you will turn Gay!!! Better Be Careful what you wish for!
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whatever123
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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: mytymyc]
#7173322 - 07/13/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm bi, but I don't get laid frequently. worst of both worlds!
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DrCamacho89
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Can you imagine if there were staight bars with glory holes and women were on the other side sucking random shlongs? This world would be a much more peaceful place.
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RoosterCogburn
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Quote:
DrCamacho89 said: Can you imagine if there were staight bars with glory holes and women were on the other side sucking random shlongs? This world would be a much more peaceful place.
DrCamacho89 for President!!
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whatever123
Whatever I did, I'm sorry
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Quote:
RoosterCogburn said:
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DrCamacho89 said: Can you imagine if there were staight bars with glory holes and women were on the other side sucking random shlongs? This world would be a much more peaceful place.
DrCamacho89 for President!!
I second the nomination.
Hillary/Camacho '08
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Syd Barrett Fan
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"Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own wieners?" - The Todd
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Edited by Syd Barrett Fan (07/13/07 11:58 PM)
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DrCamacho89
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mytymyc
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They had something like that in Times Square in NYC before they gheyed it up with Disney crap. At the peeep shows you go in a booth and a screen raises and their is a chick on the other side playing with her twat and titties etc. You give them atip and they suck your dick!!!! Those were the good old days!!! Dayum im gettin old!!!FTW
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whatever123
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Quote:
Syd Barrett Fan said: "Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own wieners?" - The Todd
Heh, from what I understand The Todd should'nt even have to ask that question.
"I'm not black" "yea, and I'm not straight"
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So go eat a dick and make your wish true.
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