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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I wish I was gay
    #7173210 - 07/14/07 01:07 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I was just at this gay bar. This gay dude way dancing in his speedo. I was there with my buddy and his girl. If I was gay I could get laid more than I do. I felt my buddy's girls tits. They're big. I'm so straight it should be a crime.

Boobies and vagina I'm so obsessed with.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173217 - 07/14/07 01:09 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: I don't wish I were gay. I wish it was easier to get laid by consistantly hot bitches.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173223 - 07/14/07 01:10 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I love pussy...I don't get how anyone is attracted to this piece of crap...my hairy sweaty balls, how are girls attracted to that...I dunno but at least they let me stick my penis in them.


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: aDoS]
    #7173230 - 07/14/07 01:13 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Females turn me on so much. I'm %100 straight unfortunately.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173255 - 07/14/07 01:19 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

honestly I stay straight...gays get harrassed so much, and they ahve to have anal sex, gay anal butt secks is totally gross


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173258 - 07/14/07 01:20 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Why unfortunate? I question your curiosity with the same sex.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: aDoS]
    #7173265 - 07/14/07 01:22 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

But, gays get sex so easily. Us straight guys have to fight for it.

God, I'm drunk. Deaar Christ.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173270 - 07/14/07 01:23 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

You were at a gay bar? and peeps on here give me shit...:lol: have fun with that I need some sleep, I drank a 12 pack of beer..later.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: mkc]
    #7173271 - 07/14/07 01:24 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mkc said:
Why unfortunate? I question your curiosity with the same sex.




Same sex (men) get laid so easily.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173282 - 07/14/07 01:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Females turn me on so much.  I'm %100 straight unfortunately.


  Randal if you keep going to gay bars and watch boys dance in their Speedos chances are you will turn Gay!!! Better Be Careful what you wish for! :gayflag:


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: mytymyc]
    #7173322 - 07/14/07 01:41 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I'm bi, but I don't get laid frequently. worst of both worlds!


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: whatever123]
    #7173335 - 07/14/07 01:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Can you imagine if there were staight bars with glory holes and women were on the other side sucking random shlongs? This world would be a much more peaceful place.


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #7173343 - 07/14/07 01:50 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DrCamacho89 said:
Can you imagine if there were staight bars with glory holes and women were on the other side sucking random shlongs?  This world would be a much more peaceful place.




DrCamacho89 for President!!

:lol:


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7173347 - 07/14/07 01:51 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RoosterCogburn said:
Quote:

DrCamacho89 said:
Can you imagine if there were staight bars with glory holes and women were on the other side sucking random shlongs?  This world would be a much more peaceful place.




DrCamacho89 for President!!

:lol:




I second the nomination.

Hillary/Camacho '08


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: whatever123]
    #7173361 - 07/14/07 01:57 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

"Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own wieners?" - The Todd


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: whatever123]
    #7173374 - 07/14/07 02:02 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I humbly accept the bid



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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #7173375 - 07/14/07 02:03 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

They had something like that in Times Square in NYC before they gheyed it up with Disney crap.  At the peeep shows you go in a booth and a screen raises and their is a chick on the other side playing with her twat and titties etc.  You give them atip and they suck your dick!!!!  Those were the good old days!!!  Dayum im gettin old!!!:rofl2:FTW


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: Syd Barrett Fan]
    #7173378 - 07/14/07 02:03 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Syd Barrett Fan said:
"Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own wieners?" - The Todd




Heh, from what I understand The Todd should'nt even have to ask that question.

"I'm not black"
"yea, and I'm not straight"


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Re: I wish I was gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7173454 - 07/14/07 02:37 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

So go eat a dick and make your wish true.


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