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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7160919 - 07/11/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Would you give him a nosejob too?


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7160920 - 07/11/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Whoops, I meant blowjob.


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: evolprim]
    #7160922 - 07/11/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

God has a wonderful sense of humor. If this was on a comedy show people would go "yeah right" and lose their suspension of disbelief but reality has a way of being stranger than fiction.

They might well hold signs saying "hi I'm stupid".

as a proud sinner, homosexual and fag enabler I endorse this product :lol:


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Invisibleshaggydogman
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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: evolprim]
    #7160937 - 07/11/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

That is sooo sad!!!

:sheepie: :sheepie: :sheepie: :sheepie: :sheepie: :sheepie:

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I starting to wonder if morons count!

I'll re write the chorus for em

We're fucking dumb
We're fucking morons
We have no mind of our own in our heads
Lets act like lemmings.....

What was it ghandi said...... oh yeah

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."

They are fine examples of what he was talking about....

p.s. I know there are lots of christians that are like christ etc etc.......don't burn my arse!!! :smile:

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7160940 - 07/11/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Dude! I got my splint off. My nose looks good! I'll take some pics in a minute.

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7160942 - 07/11/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Oh...I forgot to mention.

JEWS BURN IN HELL.

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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7160954 - 07/11/07 01:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Jews don't have hell :snowman:


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7160964 - 07/11/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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There is not one homosexual impulse in my body but I want to rape Reverend Phelps. Not because I would get any sexual pleasure out of it but because it would be hilarious to expose him to something that he hates so much.




That would't be right man, homosexuality is an act of love, what you're proposing is prison rape. (most offenders being straight men btw)
It wouldn't be the same thing.

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That's how much I hate Fred Phelps.




Let Karma do it's thing, by the look of that video it's kicking in already :yesnod:

Christians singing "God Hates The World And All Its People".. Irony doesn't get any bigger than that.


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: shaggydogman]
    #7160971 - 07/11/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

When you get beat up everyday in school and people call you a faggy emo kid I think you end up in that group. They don't hate gay people they are just soooo homophobic that to not join that group is just to gay for them.

Its like when ya electrocute the monkeys when they go to get the food. Then the monkey will start beating new monkeys who come in and try to get food. when all the monkeys that have been electrocuted for getting the food are gone and only new monkeys are around they will still beat the new monkeys for trying to get food and not even know why.


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: shaggydogman]
    #7160977 - 07/11/07 01:50 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ghandi said:
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."



excellent quote  :handth:


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: MYSTIQUE]
    #7160983 - 07/11/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Its like when ya electrocute the monkeys when they go to get the food. Then the monkey will start beating new monkeys who come in and try to get food. when all the monkeys that have been electrocuted for getting the food are gone and only new monkeys are around they will still beat the new monkeys for trying to get food and not even know why.





I've never read a better explanation of OTD in my life :heart:


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: Asante]
    #7161026 - 07/11/07 02:01 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
That would't be right man, homosexuality is an act of love




Oh yeah that's right...you're a knob-slobber aren't you?

Have fun!


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7161080 - 07/11/07 02:09 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

taint nothing wrong with slobbin a knob from time to time



it's that whole butt secks thing that makes ya g3y  :yesnod:


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: FollowTheMusic]
    #7161140 - 07/11/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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FollowTheMusic said:
I watched this and I was too ashamed for words... cheesy keyboard patches; screeching, off-key solos; generic, uninspired harmonies; torpid tempo; flat, directionless lines; no projection or breath support anywhere. The list goes on and on. Really, a sad day for humanity.



:tongue:





well put man... why does this music suck so fucking bad? its like religions of hate inspire some of the shittiest music you can possible conceive of.. honestly, hell is listening to that song again.

what a bunch of uninspired bullshit.. and like that really makes a person want to convert to christianity...

"OH I WANT TO BE A HATE MONGERER ALSO!!"  :whatever:

for a bunch of divinely inspired christians they really have no sense of how to properly influence another person into joining their cause... maybe thats why the entire religion is failing so miserably...
my girlfriend was right... people like these are in actuality the antichrist... because if anything, they scare people away from the religion.. "fuck that i dont wanna be like them"

and truthfully i dont man, if I ever write a song that Godawful (pun much intended) or rant hatefully against other people in such a way that I want them to suffer in anyway... i will officially become a fucking loser, and a lower form of intellectual life.

fuck them
fuck them
fuck them

what a waste of fucking knowledge, time, money, audio engineering, and most of all, what a fucking joke on humanity and the christian religion.


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Invisibleralphroks
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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: ManianFH]
    #7161450 - 07/11/07 02:59 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I smelled gods love rolling of that steaming pile of crap. Abortion is gods will because all aborted babies would grow up to be fags :spank: 
If god hated gays why do priests always tell you they`re about to show you how much god loves you right before they gay rape you. Beware of false prophets; "god hates the world" then smite you pussy...Yeah thats what I thought..Turns out god`s love is so great he cant  bring himself to smite even these satan worshipping neocons.


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7162831 - 07/11/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Oh yeah that's right...you're a knob-slobber aren't you?





No need to get butt-hurt over gay people :grin:


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: evolprim]
    #7163436 - 07/11/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

It's a joke video can't you tell? They start cracking up a bit towards the end.


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: evolprim]
    #7163517 - 07/11/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

There's an entire documentary about that family/church called "The Most Hated Family in America"

It's really entertaining I suggest if you find it (I think all the parts are on YouTube actually) that you get very drunk and invite some friends over to smoke up before watching it because I regret seeing it for the first time alone. It's just the type of movie that will probably inspire a lot of yelling and conversation. :thumbup:


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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: evolprim]
    #7163561 - 07/11/07 10:32 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

what a bunch of idiots

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Re: most fucked up shit ever [Re: Atheist]
    #7163668 - 07/11/07 10:48 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

somebody rip an mp3!


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