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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: MiddleFinger]
    #7157750 - 07/10/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

The ability to find canadian pennies.

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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7157754 - 07/10/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Power to conjure droogz


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7157757 - 07/10/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

What? That is both funny and relevant.

I mean, she has the power to grow her fingernails at an accelerated rate.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: MiddleFinger]
    #7157774 - 07/10/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

But its not from YOU, brotha.;-) yeah its funny and relevant, you got me there though.


The Super Power of accuratley doing backward taxes.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: MiddleFinger]
    #7157791 - 07/10/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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The power to bring up what we were all thinking.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7157796 - 07/10/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I wasn't even thinking about that, when I started this topic:-) Oh well you guys win though.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7157797 - 07/10/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I know I was so going to post that video


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7157801 - 07/10/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

The super power of being able to make BetaMax tapes appear out of nowhere.

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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7157806 - 07/10/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Good one!

The Super Power of being really really really Emo.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7157849 - 07/10/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
The ability to fuck fat girls and not be ashamed.




hhahahaaaha...

wow, this thread makes me laugh


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7157873 - 07/10/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

That's what the thread is for! What's your lame power, Crack_x?


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7158023 - 07/10/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

the ability to draw a perfect circle, every leap year day, by dragging a frozen chicken on wet sand.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: automan]
    #7158072 - 07/10/07 08:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

The ability to avoid sex at all costs.

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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: automan]
    #7158074 - 07/10/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

to be able to fly and become invisible- but only when no one else is around.


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: dbailey11]
    #7158189 - 07/10/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

The super power of stopping kudzu from growing.

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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: dbailey11]
    #7158423 - 07/10/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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to be able to fly and become invisible- but only when no one else is around.





Hanks could have made a huge use out of the first one in Cast Away.  :shrug:


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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7158429 - 07/10/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I can make my farts smell like nothing.


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For water benefits all things
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It provides for all people
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a man is loath to go
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: RuNE]
    #7158435 - 07/10/07 10:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

The ability to fall from great heights and and remain uninjured but not the ability to fall short distances and remain uninjured.


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