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SneezingPenis
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: MiddleFinger]
#7157750 - 07/10/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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The ability to find canadian pennies.
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aDoS
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7157754 - 07/10/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Power to conjure droogz
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7157757 - 07/10/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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What? That is both funny and relevant.
I mean, she has the power to grow her fingernails at an accelerated rate.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: MiddleFinger]
#7157774 - 07/10/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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But its not from YOU, brotha.;-) yeah its funny and relevant, you got me there though.
The Super Power of accuratley doing backward taxes.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: MiddleFinger]
#7157791 - 07/10/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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The power to bring up what we were all thinking.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7157796 - 07/10/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wasn't even thinking about that, when I started this topic:-) Oh well you guys win though.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7157797 - 07/10/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know I was so going to post that video
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SneezingPenis
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7157801 - 07/10/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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The super power of being able to make BetaMax tapes appear out of nowhere.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7157806 - 07/10/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good one!
The Super Power of being really really really Emo.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7157849 - 07/10/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
psilocyberin said: The ability to fuck fat girls and not be ashamed.
hhahahaaaha...
wow, this thread makes me laugh
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Cracka_X]
#7157873 - 07/10/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's what the thread is for! What's your lame power, Crack_x?
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7158023 - 07/10/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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the ability to draw a perfect circle, every leap year day, by dragging a frozen chicken on wet sand.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: automan]
#7158072 - 07/10/07 08:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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The ability to avoid sex at all costs.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: automan]
#7158074 - 07/10/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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to be able to fly and become invisible- but only when no one else is around.
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SneezingPenis
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: dbailey11]
#7158189 - 07/10/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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The super power of stopping kudzu from growing.
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RuNE
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: dbailey11]
#7158423 - 07/10/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
dbailey11 said: to be able to fly and become invisible- but only when no one else is around.
Hanks could have made a huge use out of the first one in Cast Away.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7158429 - 07/10/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can make my farts smell like nothing.
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Re: What's the Lamest Super Power you Can Think Of [Re: RuNE]
#7158435 - 07/10/07 10:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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The ability to fall from great heights and and remain uninjured but not the ability to fall short distances and remain uninjured.
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