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InvisibleBridgeburner
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weirdest dealers you ever met
    #7141036 - 07/07/07 06:33 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

any stories or encounters with fucked up or funny dealers?


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    #7141041 - 07/07/07 06:35 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Notabird]
    #7141062 - 07/07/07 06:42 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

i did not read that shit. (the above)

the only weird story i have with dealers is at a festival i saw someone talking about selling something, and asked the kid to come into his tent for a second. so i not being quite straight i followed them inside and sat down, and there were a bunch of people in the tent. they all stopped and looked at me so i said "what're you selling?" and the guy i followed said "what're you looking for?", so i said "uh, got any heroin?" (figuring he probably had weed/coke/acid) the look everyone gave me was absolutely priceless. he said something like "get the fuck out of here" and i left cackling like an idiot.

edit: also one time i walked into my own tent and there were a bunch of like 30 year olds smoking what i believed to be crack out of a soda can. i sat down and started slowely putting my hoody on (why i went to the tent). they ignored me. i was also not straight for this, and it was funny because my friend was with me and i was enjoying the strangeness of the situation so i took a really long time to put on my hoody, like maybe like 5 minutes slowly taking it out and fumbling around with it pretending like i couldn't figure out the right way to put it on while these crackheads i didn't know ignored me.


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7141098 - 07/07/07 07:09 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I bought some pills from a guy who eats them all day every day and actually has no front teeth left from years of grinding them away :puke:


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7141115 - 07/07/07 07:26 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I know a guy like that as well, he eats pills every single fucking day and all his teeth are dead and rotting and he looks like he has fish skin and he's so fucked up you can hardly get a sentence out of him.

He thinks he's the party king, but he's really just mega fucked up


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: indica]
    #7141152 - 07/07/07 07:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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He thinks he's the party king, but he's really just mega fucked up




lol, don't we all...


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7141180 - 07/07/07 08:10 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

wouldn't you be sad if you found out that guy was taking "perscription pills" that he actually needed but he never learned to swallow them :emocry:


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7141502 - 07/07/07 11:39 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I used to buy weed from a guy we called Dirty Kelly. He lived with about 15 other fucked up people in a shithole house waaay out in the middle of nowhere. I'll never forget when I first went there. First off he had two big ass rottys chained up outside, and then like 10 rotty puppies that would honestly grab onto your pants and not let go. Junk everywhere! all over his fuckin yard.. looked like a bomb exploded.

Inside was nuts. Maximum two people could live comfortably in this house.. and he had like 15 people all crammed in watching some old school western movie on some small tv. All along the wall were cages full of birds and racoons and squirrels, shit all over the ground. There was no carpeting or paint on the walls.. just plain wooden boards. The other wall was an open kitchen, and literally every square inch of the counter was filled with dirty dishes and plates.

The actual guy selling the weed had no teeth. When he did sell the weed... pretty damn sure they sprayed pinesol or some crap on it. Not only did it smell funky, but it gave my friends and I headaches everytime we smoked it...

yeah everytime we left there was a feeling we just escaped from prison or someshit haha


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7141541 - 07/07/07 11:52 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I tried buy Shrooms off this guy once, and I'm like "Come to my house, it's cool" I said over the phone

He tells me to meet him by The Goodwill, so I'm like "Fine, whatever"

I'm waitin' there for like an hour, and I decide to walk behind the store, and there he is, looking through the dumpster.

"I told you I was behind the store!" he says, tossing toys around "I stashed under this junk, see" He says as he shows me, lifting up a book or something.

Then he gets kind of mad "I shouldn't be doin' this! I have my baby in the car!"

He basically says call me again, and leaves. Why would you DEAL anything with a baby in the fuckin' car?


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7141613 - 07/07/07 12:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

at this past roo, some of us were getting ready to head into centeroo from our tents when these skeezy lot kids came up and tried to buy/trade us for clothes, then a smoke, then acid and mda. After dealing with them for about 5 minutes this other skeezy lot couple came over and turns out these two couples knew each other.

So we sit there waiting for them to leave our tent area (thought they were going to steal shit) and listen to them talking about all these LSD dealers they knew/people they served to and worked for and all this crazy shit.


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: demiu5]
    #7141631 - 07/07/07 12:31 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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demius said:
at this past roo, some of us were getting ready to head into centeroo from our tents when these skeezy lot kids came up and tried to buy/trade us for clothes, then a smoke, then acid and mda. After dealing with them for about 5 minutes this other skeezy lot couple came over and turns out these two couples knew each other.

So we sit there waiting for them to leave our tent area (thought they were going to steal shit) and listen to them talking about all these LSD dealers they knew/people they served to and worked for and all this crazy shit.




For some reason it feels like that story ended without...the ending...? So is that all that happened? did they leave soon after or what?


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: morphius2661]
    #7141657 - 07/07/07 12:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

they started to leave, so we did too, we waited, watched them double back, then followed them back to our camp

they realized they weren't going to get away with any of our shit so they finally left

it was just really weird, these were some seriously trashy/skeezy looking kids


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: demiu5]
    #7141717 - 07/07/07 12:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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demius said:
they started to leave, so we did too, we waited, watched them double back, then followed them back to our camp

they realized they weren't going to get away with any of our shit so they finally left

it was just really weird, these were some seriously trashy/skeezy looking kids





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LISTEN HERE HIPPIES WHO WANT TO STEAL MY IPHONES, ITS NOT HAPPENIN.


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Chazzersize]
    #7141748 - 07/07/07 01:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

hippiesLOL


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: demiu5]
    #7141753 - 07/07/07 01:09 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

My turn  One night at about 3:oo in the morning actually, a couple of friends of mine get the brilliant Idea " Lets go to Harlem and get some Dust!!!!!"  I was like yeah yeah lets go!!!!! So 4 extremely drunk White Boys get in a small fuckin pick up truck and me being the fucked uppest out of everybody hops into the bed. To make a long story short we get there, to the most fucked up neighborhood you could think of boarded up buildings, graffitti every where, Trash and wall to wall Niggers!!!!!  About five of them rush up to the Truck  watcha need watcha need!!!  Yo I got this get the fuck away nigger said the dominant Porchmonkey of the group.  My frind driving says I need a bundle,  which is I forget how many bags, 7 or 8 little wax paper thingys of angel dust,  All of a sudden my buddy hits the Gas and we take off!! He ripped off this humoungous Hamster!!!  I start laughing insanely as the Niggers start chasing the truck and throwing bottles and rox and shit!!!  WE got away and drove back to Jersey City and got fucked up and laughed at the silly Hamsters for days!!!!  The End,:bouncysmoke:


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: mytymyc]
    #7141794 - 07/07/07 01:26 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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My turn  One night at about 3:oo in the morning actually, a couple of friends of mine get the brilliant Idea " Lets go to Harlem and get some Dust!!!!!"  I was like yeah yeah lets go!!!!! So 4 extremely drunk White Boys get in a small fuckin pick up truck and me being the fucked uppest out of everybody hops into the bed. To make a long story short we get there, to the most fucked up neighborhood you could think of boarded up buildings, graffitti every where, Trash and wall to wall Niggers!!!!!  About five of them rush up to the Truck  watcha need watcha need!!!  Yo I got this get the fuck away nigger said the dominant Porchmonkey of the group.  My frind driving says I need a bundle,  which is I forget how many bags, 7 or 8 little wax paper thingys of angel dust,  All of a sudden my buddy hits the Gas and we take off!! He ripped off this humoungous Hamster!!!  I start laughing insanely as the Niggers start chasing the truck and throwing bottles and rox and shit!!!  WE got away and drove back to Jersey City and got fucked up and laughed at the silly Hamsters for days!!!!  The End,:bouncysmoke:





Wow. I dont know what to say.

It's dumb enough you were doing angel dust....but you stole it too!? Jesus:rolleyes:


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7141866 - 07/07/07 01:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Wow Mytymyc, you are certifiably insane! Maybe missing a few marbles from the tool shed, too.


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: mytymyc]
    #7141887 - 07/07/07 01:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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My turn  One night at about 3:oo in the morning actually, a couple of friends of mine get the brilliant Idea " Lets go to Harlem and get some Dust!!!!!"  I was like yeah yeah lets go!!!!! So 4 extremely drunk White Boys get in a small fuckin pick up truck and me being the fucked uppest out of everybody hops into the bed. To make a long story short we get there, to the most fucked up neighborhood you could think of boarded up buildings, graffitti every where, Trash and wall to wall Niggers!!!!!  About five of them rush up to the Truck  watcha need watcha need!!!  Yo I got this get the fuck away nigger said the dominant Porchmonkey of the group.  My frind driving says I need a bundle,  which is I forget how many bags, 7 or 8 little wax paper thingys of angel dust,  All of a sudden my buddy hits the Gas and we take off!! He ripped off this humoungous Hamster!!!  I start laughing insanely as the Niggers start chasing the truck and throwing bottles and rox and shit!!!  WE got away and drove back to Jersey City and got fucked up and laughed at the silly Hamsters for days!!!!  The End,:bouncysmoke:




:rofl: :penguinmonkey:


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: Chazzersize]
    #7141921 - 07/07/07 02:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Weirdest one ...
Some stranger at a dead show in the early 80',
looked like a yogi/yoda, all he could say was something that sounded like...

"coke isss indica ssss" as he straggled past.


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Re: weirdest dealers you ever met [Re: mytymyc]
    #7142109 - 07/07/07 03:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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mytymyc said:
My turn  One night at about 3:oo in the morning actually, a couple of friends of mine get the brilliant Idea " Lets go to Harlem and get some Dust!!!!!"  I was like yeah yeah lets go!!!!! So 4 extremely drunk White Boys get in a small fuckin pick up truck and me being the fucked uppest out of everybody hops into the bed. To make a long story short we get there, to the most fucked up neighborhood you could think of boarded up buildings, graffitti every where, Trash and wall to wall Niggers!!!!!  About five of them rush up to the Truck  watcha need watcha need!!!  Yo I got this get the fuck away nigger said the dominant Porchmonkey of the group.  My frind driving says I need a bundle,  which is I forget how many bags, 7 or 8 little wax paper thingys of angel dust,  All of a sudden my buddy hits the Gas and we take off!! He ripped off this humoungous Hamster!!!  I start laughing insanely as the Niggers start chasing the truck and throwing bottles and rox and shit!!!  WE got away and drove back to Jersey City and got fucked up and laughed at the silly Hamsters for days!!!!  The End,:bouncysmoke:




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