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Aopocetx
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Here's how to make Zombie Poison
#7138700 - 07/06/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you ever want to make someone a zombie, here's the ingredients:
1 blowfish about 20 angel's trumpet leaves
Crush all this in a mortar and pestle and add isopropyl alcohol. Allow to sit for three days. Strain this liquid onto a level plate and allow to evaporate (will take about a day or two).
You may add ash to get rid of the remaining liquid after that.
Then simply scrape this up and stick it in someone's mouth without them killing you and you will have what is known in society as a zombie.
You're welcome, world. Use it wisely.
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unbeliever
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7138715 - 07/06/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Great, now I have that cranberries song in my head.
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Vepar
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7138762 - 07/06/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol. Pancuronium bromide is the closest thing to a ``zombie poison.´´
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancuronium
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Angered Roach
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Vepar]
#7138799 - 07/06/07 07:01 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
WolfofBlueFlame said: lol. Pancuronium bromide is the closest thing to a ``zombie poison.´´
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancuronium
I give this thread the badge. May you wear it with pride.
Don't suppose you've heard the case of Clairvus Narcisse?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairvius_Narcisse
The idea of a zombie poison made from datura has a firm grounding in reality, though, whether this recipe is it, remains to be seen.
I will do some testing on the local homeless shelters and orphanages (Freeloaders!) and report my findings to you all.
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Gratos
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7138826 - 07/06/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow, that is really stupid.
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Vepar
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Angered Roach]
#7138835 - 07/06/07 07:11 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'll need some more references before I'll be inclined to share your view.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7138896 - 07/06/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you ever seen the movie "The Serpent and the Rainbow" you clearly have a lot of ingredients missing.
But if it works, You should try it and fill out a trip report.;-)
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SCleROTiUM_LICK
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7138969 - 07/06/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Better yet, try it out and let me dictate your trip report to you.
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SCleROTiUM_LICK
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: unbeliever]
#7138973 - 07/06/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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What's even worse, Is know I can't get that song "Linger" out of my head because you mentioned the Cranberries and I thought about that song long before I remembered "Zombie".
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DeathCompany
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wouldnt you have to kill the guy after ingestion in order to see it really work. Might want to add that to procedure
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: DeathCompany]
#7139031 - 07/06/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ive tried this mix many times and found it to be fun and enjoyable. I suggest everyone that has access to the ingrediants to try it out ASAP. Share it with friends and family
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Vepar
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Chester613]
#7139086 - 07/06/07 08:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chester613 said: Ive tried this mix many times and found it to be fun and enjoyable. I suggest everyone that has access to the ingredients to try it out ASAP. Share it with friends and family
So we should consume what is supposedly a poison?
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Audi0
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7139231 - 07/06/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do this to random kids snatched at the playground but in my version its called 'Alien Abuduction Serum'. After being fed laced candy I put on this cheap typical grey alien mask and guide the young starseeker into my craft (94 altima covered in aluminum foil and blinking xmas lights) I'll try to leave out any incriminating evidence but after being subjected to numerous probings and mind control most of have managed to make it back to their families I guess.
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Aopocetx
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Audi0]
#7139646 - 07/06/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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This was meant to be a joke. Sorry guys.
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Angered Roach
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7140970 - 07/07/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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It still is a joke.
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BuddyGuy
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Angered Roach]
#7140974 - 07/07/07 03:33 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: BuddyGuy]
#7140994 - 07/07/07 03:59 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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non o this isn't a joke, i swear i seen a guy in an alien mask give kids candy and then lead them to a 94 altima!!
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7140996 - 07/07/07 04:07 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck oath.
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Vepar
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Aopocetx]
#7141351 - 07/07/07 08:15 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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But Pancuronium bromide is very serious.
Does anyone know were a synthesis is?.
If its a joke, shouldn't it be in the pub or the OTD?
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Re: Here's how to make Zombie Poison [Re: Vepar]
#7141499 - 07/07/07 09:38 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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